Evan

Incorrect quotes and head cannons!! 18!

[meekooe]

Mori: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?

Y/N: Are you calling me short?

Mori: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

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Y/N: Honey, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Honey, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than his size: Spooky.

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Y/N: Tamaki annoyed me today so I told them that I can’t wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.

Kyoya: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Y/N: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

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Tamaki: So you like cats?

Y/N: Yeah.

Tamaki: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Y/N: Hey random, what are your favorite flowers?

Haruhi : Peonies, why?

Y/N:

Haruhi : Were you going to get me flowers?

Y/N:

Haruhi :

Y/N: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Hikaru : Are you a painting?

Y/N: What-?

Hikaru : Because I want to pin you to a wall.

Koaru : OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-

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Hikaru : *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?

Koaru : Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*

Hikaru : Aww, it's a love note for Y/N?

Koaru : No-

Hikaru : *opens it*

Hikaru :

Koaru :

Hikaru : I can't read this.

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Hikaru : Pros and cons of dating me.

Hikaru : Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Hikaru : Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Hikaru: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Koaru: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.

*Y/N walks in*

Koaru: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.

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Y/N: Who the fuck-

Tamaki: Language!

Y/N: Whom the fuck-

Tamaki: No.

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Y/N: I know I don't get enough sleep

Y/N: but have you seen anyone do this?

Y/N: *stands up and immediately blacks out*

Haruhi: Y/N!

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Y/n: Tell Honey about the birds and the bees.

Mori: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Y/n: Someone will die.

Honey: Of fun!

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Haruhi: why are both of you're tongues purple?

Y/N: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Koaru: I had a red one.

Hikaru: oh

Hikaru:

Hikaru: OH

Haruhi:

Haruhi: You drank each other's slushies?

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Haruhi: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Hikaru: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Haruhi: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING Y/N WITH ME

Koaru, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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Haruhi: Hikaru isn't answering their phone

Y/N: I'll call

Haruhi: Koaru and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Hikaru: Hello?

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Y/N: Shit.

Haruhi: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Hikaru: OH MY GOD KOARU FELL OFF!!!