Shit My Sister Says

Just a blog documenting the crap my sister says on a daily basis.

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"You know. Sometimes I think to myself, 'Maybe I do want kids'. But then I giggle and drink more chardonnay."

Meep while shes cooking for Christmas

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Sitting down for dinner. My sister slurs, "I'm making a healthy choice."

"Angel, that's your fifth glass of wine."

"No... I'm talkin' about these carrots."

"Those aren't carrots. They are chicken fingers."

"Same thing, right?"

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My sister: “I’m dead inside....”

Me: “What makes you say that?”

My sister: “The alcohol killing my liver.”

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My sister got a random call from, what we thought, was an automated message.

Scammer: “You’ve won a free cruise to the Bahamas!”

My sister: “Yeah, a free cruise right into slavery.”

Scammer: “Uhh...umm, I can see where you might be a little--”

My sister: *Awkwardly hangs up*

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My sister and I were watching a movie together and one of the people were killed. Got their neck snapped.

Me, stunned: “Wow, that scene took a turn for the worst.”

My Sister: “Yeah, so did his neck.”

*Seal Laughing*

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Just because you look like a snack, doesn't mean I'm going to share my snacks.

Someone who’s really serious about their food. 

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Whiskey makes Mama frisky.

My sister when she has had too much to drink.

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Man, if I had the chance, I would go through them faster than I would a buffet line.

My sister when she was looking at a picture of BTS.

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His nose has more structure than my life. His cheekbones are higher than my standards. His jawline can cut me. Cut me!

My sister when she was looking at an attractive man.

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I enjoy my men like I enjoy my wine. Big, way too much, and I shouldn't have gone that far.

My sister

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First Post

This blog is dedicated to my little sister, who says some of the wierdest shit. I thought a few people, namely myself and her, would get a kick out of it. And keeping it floating on the internet somewhere is the best way to keep them from being forgotten.