Touché

Sarcasm isn't a hobby, it's a way of life, my friend.

[degenerate-lowlife-3]

[itisyourguy]

If you don’t have a pole dancing Deadpool in your blog that’s fine

but deep down we all know we need one

[seanbonner]

[meet-my-machine-gun]

The exact moment I accidentally mastered the art of perfect timing and realized my brain is just a bigass dick joke factory.

[i-need-fangirl-therapy]

IMAGINE YOUR OTP! ❤

[sick-oceans-deactivated20121119]

[manga-meow]

[artsnquotes]

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it.

Robert Motherwell (via wordsnquotes)

[black--theory]

[hellsatmyfeet]

Current status

In starbucks taking photos of a guy taking creepshots of young college girls. It’s currently a standoff, because he realized what I’m doing and is paralyzed with indecision.

[hellsatmyfeet]

Update: I have told him he can put them on reddit if I can put him on tumblr. He’s turning red. People are staring. He’s showing me that he is deleting them.

[pelicanhypeman]

A god among us mortals, tbh.

[tinygaysouffle]

if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement

[5sossmuts-deactivated20140416]

UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES

[theinfiniteamount]

Amen.

[enjolifromspace-blog]

[victorian-goth]

[spookyloop]

Photographer: Mateusz Bylica Model: Heterandria

[halloweenskellington]

The Addams Family Values (1993)

[biitumen]

el gato chimney

[m0od]

[shoujo-moments]