ask the RED K9!

ask blog for my TF2 oc: the K9/Canine! tags: #K9 barks -> ic post #playmates -> friend interactions #K9 speaks -> ooc post #admin leg -> admin post admin blog: @tinybitofart

[meet-the-red-k9]

HEYYY WELCOME!!!!!!!!!

IM BRUTUS!! BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME CANINE OR DAWG 🐺

IM A MAN WHO LIKES MEN!!! HE/HIM ONLY

IM ON RED TEAM!! THOSE BLU WUSSES ARE LOSERS!!! EXCEPT FOR THE COOL ONES (all of them but cruz)

I LIKE DANCING! I ALSO LIKE COMIC BOOKS I JUST CANT READ THEM VERY WELL. IF IM ILLITERATE YOU MAY BE ASKING HOW IM THPING THIS .. AND I DONT HAVE A GOOD ANSWER TO THAT WUESTION !!!!!

TAGS ARE IN THE BLOG DESCRIPTION 🔥 I ALSO HAVE A STRAWPAGE !!!!!

SEND ME ASKS!!!!!!!! ILL SEND YOU GUYS SOME TOO

Hiya!

This is a blog for my ( @tinybitofart ) tf2 oc, The K9/Canine!

Note: this is RED K9! BLU is @meet-the-blue-k9

Standard DNI list! Just dont be evil please, I do block on sight without remorse.

ps: all dividers used were made by @/uzmacchiato !

image references + more info under the cut! v

[ibuprofen3200mg]

running out of ibuprofens to give

[meet-the-red-k9]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

10/10

I LIEK THE JOB ! SO GOOD BEST JOB. HATE BLUE LOVE KILLING BLOE

[satan-offical]

I've only had one sweet treat today 🙁🙁🙁 hell really is a teenage girl ☹️☹️☹️

[gravity-takes-off]

AH!! ANOTHER RED MEMBER!!!! HEY THERW 👋 MY NAMES BRUTUS

—@meet-the-red-k9 🐾

Nice to meet you, Brutus!

How are you doing?

[meet-the-red-k9]

NICE TO MEET YOU TOO!!!!! IM GOOD 😁 HOW ARE YOU?????

[gravity-takes-off]

I’m amazing!

[meet-the-red-k9]

THATS AWESOME!!!!!!!

SO LIKE WHAT DO YOU DO FOD THE TEAM??? DO TOU HAVE LIKE A SCARY AWESOME WEAPON LIKE A CHAINSAW ????

[gravity-takes-off]

I guard the information, and run away with it if someone gets too close.

[meet-the-red-k9]

THATS ... UM THAT SOUNDS REALLY lame . DO YOU LIKE FIGHT PEOPLE WHEN THEY GET TOO CLOSE WITH A HUGE KNIFE OR SOMETHING ?

[gravity-takes-off]

I bite people.

{It’s true. He does bite people if they get too close.}

[meet-the-red-k9]

THATS FUCKING GNARLY!!!!!!!!!! I BITE PEOPLE TOO!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU HAVE LIKE COOL POINTY TEETH LIKE BEA AND I????

[gravity-takes-off]

{He has unnaturally sharp canines.}

That’s right!

[meet-the-red-k9]

YEAAAAHHHH !!!!!!!!! I KNEW WE NEEDED MORE FREAKS ON THIS TEAM!!!!!!!

DID YOU LIKE GROW THEM ?? OR WERE THEY ALWAYS THERE ??

[gravity-takes-off]

Well, they came about due to my stint in Aperture Science, which was honestly the best place to get fangs.

{He worked in Aperture Science and all he got was trauma that he repressed + fangs.}

Hey.

[meet-the-red-k9]

APA . APE. APERR TURN ? APPLE CHURN ? WHAT THE HELL IS AN APPLE CHURN SCIENCE

[gravity-takes-off]

👟He then explained what Aperture Science was to Brutus.👟

[meet-the-red-k9]

OHHH ... APERTURE!! OK I GET IT NOW 😁 SO YOU DO LIKE SCIENCEY STUFF LIKE ENGINEER?? THATS AWESOME!!

[gravity-takes-off]

I used to do sciencey stuff like him. Now I just run around and bite people.

[meet-the-red-k9]

BITING PEOPLE IS STILL FUCKIN AWESOME!! I LIKE YOU ALREADY MR GRAVITY

[gravity-takes-off]

AH!! ANOTHER RED MEMBER!!!! HEY THERW 👋 MY NAMES BRUTUS

—@meet-the-red-k9 🐾

Nice to meet you, Brutus!

How are you doing?

[meet-the-red-k9]

NICE TO MEET YOU TOO!!!!! IM GOOD 😁 HOW ARE YOU?????

[gravity-takes-off]

I’m amazing!

[meet-the-red-k9]

THATS AWESOME!!!!!!!

SO LIKE WHAT DO YOU DO FOD THE TEAM??? DO TOU HAVE LIKE A SCARY AWESOME WEAPON LIKE A CHAINSAW ????

[gravity-takes-off]

I guard the information, and run away with it if someone gets too close.

[meet-the-red-k9]

THATS ... UM THAT SOUNDS REALLY lame . DO YOU LIKE FIGHT PEOPLE WHEN THEY GET TOO CLOSE WITH A HUGE KNIFE OR SOMETHING ?

[gravity-takes-off]

I bite people.

{It’s true. He does bite people if they get too close.}

[meet-the-red-k9]

THATS FUCKING GNARLY!!!!!!!!!! I BITE PEOPLE TOO!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU HAVE LIKE COOL POINTY TEETH LIKE BEA AND I????

[gravity-takes-off]

{He has unnaturally sharp canines.}

That’s right!

[meet-the-red-k9]

YEAAAAHHHH !!!!!!!!! I KNEW WE NEEDED MORE FREAKS ON THIS TEAM!!!!!!!

DID YOU LIKE GROW THEM ?? OR WERE THEY ALWAYS THERE ??

[gravity-takes-off]

Well, they came about due to my stint in Aperture Science, which was honestly the best place to get fangs.

{He worked in Aperture Science and all he got was trauma that he repressed + fangs.}

Hey.

[meet-the-red-k9]

APA . APE. APERR TURN ? APPLE CHURN ? WHAT THE HELL IS AN APPLE CHURN SCIENCE

[gravity-takes-off]

👟He then explained what Aperture Science was to Brutus.👟

[meet-the-red-k9]

OHHH ... APERTURE!! OK I GET IT NOW 😁 SO YOU DO LIKE SCIENCEY STUFF LIKE ENGINEER?? THATS AWESOME!!

[gravity-takes-off]

AH!! ANOTHER RED MEMBER!!!! HEY THERW 👋 MY NAMES BRUTUS

—@meet-the-red-k9 🐾

Nice to meet you, Brutus!

How are you doing?

[meet-the-red-k9]

NICE TO MEET YOU TOO!!!!! IM GOOD 😁 HOW ARE YOU?????

[gravity-takes-off]

I’m amazing!

[meet-the-red-k9]

THATS AWESOME!!!!!!!

SO LIKE WHAT DO YOU DO FOD THE TEAM??? DO TOU HAVE LIKE A SCARY AWESOME WEAPON LIKE A CHAINSAW ????

[gravity-takes-off]

I guard the information, and run away with it if someone gets too close.

[meet-the-red-k9]

THATS ... UM THAT SOUNDS REALLY lame . DO YOU LIKE FIGHT PEOPLE WHEN THEY GET TOO CLOSE WITH A HUGE KNIFE OR SOMETHING ?

[gravity-takes-off]

I bite people.

{It’s true. He does bite people if they get too close.}

[meet-the-red-k9]

THATS FUCKING GNARLY!!!!!!!!!! I BITE PEOPLE TOO!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU HAVE LIKE COOL POINTY TEETH LIKE BEA AND I????

[gravity-takes-off]

{He has unnaturally sharp canines.}

That’s right!

[meet-the-red-k9]

YEAAAAHHHH !!!!!!!!! I KNEW WE NEEDED MORE FREAKS ON THIS TEAM!!!!!!!

DID YOU LIKE GROW THEM ?? OR WERE THEY ALWAYS THERE ??

[gravity-takes-off]

Well, they came about due to my stint in Aperture Science, which was honestly the best place to get fangs.

{He worked in Aperture Science and all he got was trauma that he repressed + fangs.}

Hey.

[meet-the-red-k9]

APA . APE. APERR TURN ? APPLE CHURN ? WHAT THE HELL IS AN APPLE CHURN SCIENCE

[gravity-takes-off]

AH!! ANOTHER RED MEMBER!!!! HEY THERW 👋 MY NAMES BRUTUS

—@meet-the-red-k9 🐾

Nice to meet you, Brutus!

How are you doing?

[meet-the-red-k9]

NICE TO MEET YOU TOO!!!!! IM GOOD 😁 HOW ARE YOU?????

[gravity-takes-off]

I’m amazing!

[meet-the-red-k9]

THATS AWESOME!!!!!!!

SO LIKE WHAT DO YOU DO FOD THE TEAM??? DO TOU HAVE LIKE A SCARY AWESOME WEAPON LIKE A CHAINSAW ????

[gravity-takes-off]

I guard the information, and run away with it if someone gets too close.

[meet-the-red-k9]

THATS ... UM THAT SOUNDS REALLY lame . DO YOU LIKE FIGHT PEOPLE WHEN THEY GET TOO CLOSE WITH A HUGE KNIFE OR SOMETHING ?

[gravity-takes-off]

I bite people.

{It’s true. He does bite people if they get too close.}

[meet-the-red-k9]

THATS FUCKING GNARLY!!!!!!!!!! I BITE PEOPLE TOO!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU HAVE LIKE COOL POINTY TEETH LIKE BEA AND I????

[gravity-takes-off]

{He has unnaturally sharp canines.}

That’s right!

[meet-the-red-k9]

YEAAAAHHHH !!!!!!!!! I KNEW WE NEEDED MORE FREAKS ON THIS TEAM!!!!!!!

DID YOU LIKE GROW THEM ?? OR WERE THEY ALWAYS THERE ??

[gravity-takes-off]

AH!! ANOTHER RED MEMBER!!!! HEY THERW 👋 MY NAMES BRUTUS

—@meet-the-red-k9 🐾

Nice to meet you, Brutus!

How are you doing?

[meet-the-red-k9]

NICE TO MEET YOU TOO!!!!! IM GOOD 😁 HOW ARE YOU?????

[gravity-takes-off]

I’m amazing!

[meet-the-red-k9]

THATS AWESOME!!!!!!!

SO LIKE WHAT DO YOU DO FOD THE TEAM??? DO TOU HAVE LIKE A SCARY AWESOME WEAPON LIKE A CHAINSAW ????

[gravity-takes-off]

I guard the information, and run away with it if someone gets too close.

[meet-the-red-k9]

THATS ... UM THAT SOUNDS REALLY lame . DO YOU LIKE FIGHT PEOPLE WHEN THEY GET TOO CLOSE WITH A HUGE KNIFE OR SOMETHING ?

[gravity-takes-off]

I bite people.

{It’s true. He does bite people if they get too close.}

[meet-the-red-k9]

THATS FUCKING GNARLY!!!!!!!!!! I BITE PEOPLE TOO!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU HAVE LIKE COOL POINTY TEETH LIKE BEA AND I????

[gravity-takes-off]

AH!! ANOTHER RED MEMBER!!!! HEY THERW 👋 MY NAMES BRUTUS

—@meet-the-red-k9 🐾

Nice to meet you, Brutus!

How are you doing?

[meet-the-red-k9]

NICE TO MEET YOU TOO!!!!! IM GOOD 😁 HOW ARE YOU?????

[gravity-takes-off]

I’m amazing!

[meet-the-red-k9]

THATS AWESOME!!!!!!!

SO LIKE WHAT DO YOU DO FOD THE TEAM??? DO TOU HAVE LIKE A SCARY AWESOME WEAPON LIKE A CHAINSAW ????

[gravity-takes-off]

I guard the information, and run away with it if someone gets too close.

[meet-the-red-k9]

THATS ... UM THAT SOUNDS REALLY lame . DO YOU LIKE FIGHT PEOPLE WHEN THEY GET TOO CLOSE WITH A HUGE KNIFE OR SOMETHING ?

[gravity-takes-off]

AH!! ANOTHER RED MEMBER!!!! HEY THERW 👋 MY NAMES BRUTUS

—@meet-the-red-k9 🐾

Nice to meet you, Brutus!

How are you doing?

[meet-the-red-k9]

NICE TO MEET YOU TOO!!!!! IM GOOD 😁 HOW ARE YOU?????

[gravity-takes-off]

I’m amazing!

[meet-the-red-k9]

THATS AWESOME!!!!!!!

SO LIKE WHAT DO YOU DO FOD THE TEAM??? DO TOU HAVE LIKE A SCARY AWESOME WEAPON LIKE A CHAINSAW ????

[gravity-takes-off]

AH!! ANOTHER RED MEMBER!!!! HEY THERW 👋 MY NAMES BRUTUS

—@meet-the-red-k9 🐾

Nice to meet you, Brutus!

How are you doing?

[meet-the-red-k9]

NICE TO MEET YOU TOO!!!!! IM GOOD 😁 HOW ARE YOU?????

[redstonedust]

what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.

[redstonedust]

and it is imperative that it ends with killing the better version of yourself with your bare hands btw.

[thecowboyandbartender]

Aye bartender! You do a free round of shots for pretty girls? ;)-bea @ur-fave-sawyer

"You know what! Fine!..a few free shots on the house..im too tired to care.."

[ur-fave-sawyer]

FUCK YEAAAA GUESS WHOS GETTING WASTED TONIGHT BITCHESSSSS

[thecowboyandbartender]

"wow..you have a LOT of energy..here you go.."

*he slides some shots down towards her*

[meet-the-red-k9]

PSSST..... BEA....... CAN YOU GET ME SOME FREE BEER........

[thecowboyandbartender]

"I can hear you you're not sneaky...but fine.."

*slides over a beer*

[meet-the-red-k9]

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!! THANKS MAN YOURE THE BEST 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[thecowboyandbartender]

Aye bartender! You do a free round of shots for pretty girls? ;)-bea @ur-fave-sawyer

"You know what! Fine!..a few free shots on the house..im too tired to care.."

[ur-fave-sawyer]

FUCK YEAAAA GUESS WHOS GETTING WASTED TONIGHT BITCHESSSSS

[thecowboyandbartender]

"wow..you have a LOT of energy..here you go.."

*he slides some shots down towards her*

[meet-the-red-k9]

PSSST..... BEA....... CAN YOU GET ME SOME FREE BEER........

[ur-fave-sawyer]

@meet-the-red-k9 i dare ya to guess what im onnnnnn 😇

[meet-the-red-k9]

UMMMM ............ WEED ?? GOTTA BE SMTH STRONGER THAN THAT BUT I DONT KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT THAT STUFF ..

YOU GOTTA TELL ME MAN IM TRYINA GET ON 🔛 TOP 🔝!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[ur-fave-sawyer]

YEAAAAA AND A LIL BIT OF ALC

[meet-the-red-k9]

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!! WHATS YOUR POISON GIRL??

[ur-fave-sawyer]

ANYTHING TEA BEA ACHEEEE

Usually cheap vodka 😋

[meet-the-red-k9]

OH HAHA BEA!! LIKE YOUR NAME!!

VODKA IS GREAT 👍👍👍👍 I LIKE MYSELF A BITA BEER R SCOTCH BUT ID NEVER TURN DOWN A GOOD VODKA!!

[ur-fave-sawyer]

YEAAAA IM ALSO SUPER INTO SWEET SHIT

[meet-the-red-k9]

FUCKIN GREAT!!!!!!!! LIKE MARGARITAS N SHIT??? THOSE ARE SO PRETTY

[ur-fave-sawyer]

@meet-the-red-k9 i dare ya to guess what im onnnnnn 😇

[meet-the-red-k9]

UMMMM ............ WEED ?? GOTTA BE SMTH STRONGER THAN THAT BUT I DONT KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT THAT STUFF ..

YOU GOTTA TELL ME MAN IM TRYINA GET ON 🔛 TOP 🔝!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[ur-fave-sawyer]

YEAAAAA AND A LIL BIT OF ALC

[meet-the-red-k9]

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!! WHATS YOUR POISON GIRL??

[ur-fave-sawyer]

ANYTHING TEA BEA ACHEEEE

Usually cheap vodka 😋

[meet-the-red-k9]

OH HAHA BEA!! LIKE YOUR NAME!!

VODKA IS GREAT 👍👍👍👍 I LIKE MYSELF A BITA BEER R SCOTCH BUT ID NEVER TURN DOWN A GOOD VODKA!!