The RED Chemist

"I was informed that these "blogs" are good for PR. Miss Pauling sees these things so I advise you all to be on your best behavior." (profile art made by Crommers here on Tumblr) run by @archerwolfposts

[meet-the-redchemist]

"Goodness, it has been an awful long time since I last updated you all. I've been quite busy with [REDACTED], and I did not expect for there to be a new effigy of myself and my dear coworkers. How..lovely"

[meet-the-redchemist]

Well, it's come time to announce my seemingly reoccurring participation in the @tf2occontest . I am accepting the surprise with as much grace as my schedule allows for and look forward to competing with my compatriots.

[meet-the-redchemist]

"For additional transparency, it has been requested that I share my MannCo employment file to confirm that I do in fact *actually* work for MannCo."

[kleptomaniask]

TF2 FANCLASS / OC ASK GAME

🎩 - What kind of cosmetics would your OC have, if they were in game?

🔫 - What kind of upgrades would they have?

🩹 - What is their base HP? What is their base speed?

🎼 - What would their theme sound like?

📽 -What would their "meet the team" video look like? Would it be an interview, or a narrative?

🪗 - What taunts would they have?

👔 - If they absolutely HAD to be one of the 9 classes from the game, which would they be?

📰 - They're in the news! For what?

📸 - Someone finds a photo they don't want getting out. What is it of?

🍞 - What is the bread associated with them that spawns from the teleporter?

🚔 -They've been arrested! What for?

🚀 - You have to put them in any game other than TF2. what game do you put them in?

🕒 - What time do they wake up / go to bed?

🌙 - It's halloween! What kind of bird / monster are they?

🫂 - Who/Which characters are they close with?

[meet-the-redchemist]

"Hello all. Before you cast your votes between our beloved Couriers @meet-the-courier and myself, I'd like for any potential voters out there to keep this in mind. After swabbing and testing my poor botched petri dishes, I have discovered enough mortadella seasonings and postage stamp glue to conclude that this was *not* an "accident with some dogs" and in fact the work of a certain mailman."

"And to Mr. Mailman himsef, know that I had enough biological sample tissue to develope a form of cancer specific to yourself. You may come out of this battle in the end, but your precious bosom will not leave unscathed." - Dr. Rosa García

"Vote for The RED Chemist for professionalism, integrity, and non-half-assed cover ups."

Dr. Valentina Rosa García, The RED Chemist VS The Courier

(Full matchup list here) Alright team, here's a recap: This is a contest to determine who amongst you will take the top of the leaderboards

(Note that this is for lighthearted propaganda purposes no harm is intended)

[meet-the-redchemist]

"Questioning pertaining or following along with the introduction post has been allowed. Keep it civil and keep it cute." - Dr. Rosa García

[meet-the-redchemist]

"As part of MannCo's efforts to increase transparency of its employees to the public, I have been authorized to share the subtitled version of my introduction video. (Although, personally, I don't think this improves anyone's image."

[the-chaosfaes-tf2-team]

"Well, I may not have made it, but I hope you keep going through these brackets, Chemist. Maybe next time I'll have a better chance."

"For sure! It was great to meet you though!"

"Heh..."

{Assassin may have lost her round in the @tf2occontest, but she hopes @meet-the-redchemist keeps going through the voting! this was originally going to be just a bit of art for Chemist, but her mun made it a collab ^u^}

[meet-the-redchemist]

"In the name of good sportsmanship, I also suggest any interested eyes to keep up with my competitive partner" (note: for at least as long as MannCo will allow viewing per the competition conditions)

[meet-the-redchemist]

"I don't quite recall this photoshoot, or frankly having been to a photography studio in the first place, but in the spirit of competition, someone has taken it upon themselves to make an advertisement bordering on propaganda for me. How..thoughtful. Remember to cast your votes."

Dr. Valentina Rosa García, The RED Chemist VS Assassin/Carissa Eirwyn Artemisia

(Full matchup list here) Alright team, here's a recap: This is a contest to determine who amongst you will take the top of the leaderboards

[meet-the-redchemist]

Want someone who's got your back?

Then vote for the RED Chemist!

[meet-the-redchemist]

"So, I suppose now I must announce my apparent candidacy thanks to our resident Scout. So already not off to a great start in my opinion. I will take all the good luck I can get." - Dr. Rosa García

[meet-the-redchemist]

"Ah. So the clone has a face now. A little oddly proportioned too but it does look like she's meant to be more portable. Functionality remains to be seen." - Dr. Rosa García

[meet-the-redchemist]

"It appears that MannCo's cloning efforts are beginning to show some success." - Dr. Rosa García

[meet-the-redchemist]

"I must say I am interested in the idea of coming across other chemists. Other doctors. Anyone with a good head on their shoulders. Sure everyone at the base is just fine but the pieces that could form a bigger picture have to be rattling around their skulls. I would know. I hear it sometimes from them. Those could just be stray casings though. Medic and I have decided to limit radiology testing because we both would rather not lose our hair so early into our shared mid-life crisis."

- Dr. Rosa García.

[meet-the-redchemist]

"Miss Pauling only got as far as informing me that these "social media" websites exist before she required me to help dispose of a few dozen dead men. I was able to use that time of mindless covering up to think about how I would introduce myself to this small but large world. I have never been good with people, so I will let the people decide what they'd like to know about me first. Please keep your comments, questions, and/or tags to a paragraph maximum. I'm a busy woman y'know!" - Dr. Rosa García

(art credit commissioned from Crommers on here please go check them out)