Madness

I have a mind full of genocide and spilled ink dripping from my lips.

[1000drawings]

[fortheloveofpretty]

[lettersto-savemyself]

[ibelongwith-you]

[wildcosmia]

[straig]

so cute :D

[wylonaforest]

[fantasiman]

I cant open the gif but im going to bet all my money its the its fucking red guy

[wardenblues-inactive-deactivate]

Cat: *whiny meow*

Me: *imitates sarcastically*

[guygirder]

i want to make a joke about cis people that’s funny enough for people to reblog

[mycoins]

impossible because ALL good jokes are about skeletons

[75orchids]

Cis:

Can

I

Skeleton

[yungterra-blog]

[pet-monster-furfur-deactivated2]

How Calgarian Mayor Naheed Nenshi handles hate

[trashboat]

  my brother made the limp dick tweet….

[meetmeatnine-blog]

a simplified guide to sexualities

homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson

pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils

asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet

demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine

bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely

heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore

[kanyewesticle]

what if humans were just like some animals and we had a mating season

just imagine everyone getting really horny for just a month, schools would close, businesses would close. and everyone is just fucking and fighting each other out in the streets

[420graceit-deactivated20150514]

spring break

[nimsley]

[explore-blog]

So wonderful: Love Letter from a Scientist by Utterlybanjaxed, with drawings by nimsley and Arbeekeypok.

Richard Feynman would approve. Pair with this vintage ode to discovery and creativity in science.

(via jtotheizzoe)

[shortvideosandstuff]

[whilelifepassesby]

I thought I was in a bad mood

and then I saw this.

this can pretty much make everything better

[challengeyourfate-deactivated20]

HERE YOU GO FOLLOWERS

[ladymarianor]

Yes, yes, this makes everything better.

[lowbrasschikah]

omg

[tropius2-deactivated20160313]

[tylerchokely-deactivated2014081]

this is the best vine of 2013

[falafeldog]

this is….

….gabby

[thewhatever]

[believeitornah]

50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

[mangakasoldier]

Special D

[casualceremonies]

Rice Frisky

[brand-n3w]

Captain munch

[setbabiesonfire]

Cheery Hoes

[cordial-gentleman]

Weeniabix

[urso2000andlate]

Fruit boops

[prettycryptid]

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

[womyn-inherits-the-earth-deacti]

mom jokes > dad jokes

[do-m-i-n-o]

[alexicography-deactivated201507]

Tibetan Mastiffs are apparently Pokemons.

[maxeth]

10/10 would ride it into battle