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22 / any pronouns / the goferrrr

[meetthegofer]

hiii its maine!

this is my silly little selfship blog. i don't really take myself too seriously here, i mostly just post artwork and reblog stuff. you'll find more info under the readmore!

I block proshippers and zionists on sight.

tag directory:

my only romantic f/o is Sniper TF2, who I headcanon as transfem and use she/him for. I also have Scout as a platonic/familial f/o. I'm fine with sharing both regardless of your interpretation!

im mostly here to interact with my friends/mutuals, so i will probably not interact Too too much with people i don't already know. im sure you're all very lovely i am just kind of shy... you know how it is

#the yapper for my talking tag

#my art is self explanatory i think

#funnies for joke posts

#calikiwi for selfship art/yapping

#💭 for imagines

#🗃️ for my s/i

#🖼️ for nice looking pictures that i feel like fit in here

#🎯 for sniper

#⚾ for scout (familial/platonic f/o. my awful older brother who i don't mind sharing please annoy him with me)

#the in-laws for my friends' selfships

ALSO: i am intersex and i see sniper as intersex as well. i won't post about it often but i Will block anyone who's weird about it. im here to have fun not debate my existence

[meetthegofer]

i just realized i still have a bunch of asks left from the ask game I'm a BUMMM SORRYYYY ill get to them. tomorrow. if i remember. in the meantime i wanted to share my tomolife antics as they've taken over my life

they also had a baby. even though neither of them want kids and also can't have them in the first place #TheStorkIsComing

[meetthegofer]

🐇 + 🩰 for the ask game :D

@cervinae-canine

HAIIII HELLO THANK YOU :D

🩰 — who is more likely to share secrets with the other?

i wouldn't exactly say either of them is an open book but fossey i think would be more willing to share secrets first. however in doing so that allows sniper to feel safer confiding in them (though this probably takes a little while. like trying to figure out if he REALLY really trusts her before saying anything about herself that might be revealing) so eventually she's able to do the same ^__^

🐇 — who is more soft-spoken when talking to children?

fossey 100% but i don't think she's very good with kids in the traditional sense. xe tends to overthink and worry too much about accidentally doing the wrong thing when interacting with kids (they dgaf as much with like, preteens but with little kids they get very nervous) and in turn it kinda paralyzes xem. probably not your best bet for a babysitter but they would probably be good at helping a lost child find their parents

sniper im not sure would really be good with kids (i think she would be Okay. fun relative you see a couple times a year but not the kind where youd be like Oh yeah if i stayed with her over the summer she would actually be a responsible guardian) but would definitely be the kind of person kids think is super cool from a distance. and she can live with that!

[diacupid]

small selfship ask game !! who is more ... ?

🩰 — who is more likely to share secrets with the other ?

🦢 — who is more fashion-based ?

🌸 — who is more friendly to strangers when out and about ?

🕊️ — who is more likely to plan ahead with dates and events together ?

🎀 — who is more experimental when it comes to new foods ?

💌 — who is more smitten before the relationship begins ?

🐇 — who is more soft-spoken when talking to children ?

🧁 — who is more likely to struggle with falling asleep after a nightmare ?

🍥 — who is more giggly after telling their own joke ?

🍨 — who is more soft when in private with the other ?

[wlfb0ygrl]

(said about fictional guy that has not gone anywhere and i can see at any time) I FUCKING MISS HIM

[cokecoughsyrup]

selfshipping is awesome there's a guy in my screen who loves me because i say so

[leviathan-supersystem]

telling someone "you know it can't love you back, right? 🙄 if it's in the house with you when you die, it will eat your corpse without hesitation" about their husband

[miamignonette]

let’s groove tonight, share the spice of life

[sacred-portal]

[meetthegofer]

in fairness, its pretty hard to assert yourself as a nerdy butch in teufort

[meetthegofer]

u want to know something humiliating. i realized recently that i am, in fact, Not masc. so the onlookers were right

[meetthegofer]

i do very much love the whole "asking your s/o where their scars came from" scenario but unfortunately i could never do it because half of my answers would be me going I don't knowwwwwww 💔

[cervinae-canine]

plastic man but with tire tracks instead of footprints

i got him :>

[mousegirlheart]

GETTING YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[mousegirlheart]

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[meetthegofer]

very funny to me how the selfship art i post here is all like Lalalalala look we're having fun ^__^ but the stuff that's vague enough for my main art blog is like Let's see Paul Alan's perspective on the thought processes his object of affection developed after years of abuse

[wouldyourfo]

what would your f/o's handwriting look like? messy, neat, or somewhere in between? would they have a preference for cursive or print? maybe they'd have a specific type of pen/pencil/ink color that they'd like writing in?

[meetthegofer]

saw weird al tonight at the venue woodstock was held at so now im like Damn. would i be able to drag mick out there

[meetthegofer]

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