Confessions of a fangirl

Lexi | 24| obsessed with all of the things |metalhead | basically if you meshed Jessica Jones and grumpy cat into one person I would be that person| I probably don't know what's going on| this blog hates Donald Trump | fuck the patriarchy and fuck NBC.

[ithelpstodream]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

america’s system of government is basically “well we assumed a president wouldn’t do this”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[arievogues]

Yes

[hoenestandthotful]

You mean right now?

[weepycat]

highschool-era me, very obviously struggling with depression: [stops speaking, doesn’t turn in work, skips class to lay on the sidewalk like a dead possum]

my teachers, inputting my 5th failing grade that week:

[osointricate]

How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

[i-find-the-beauty-in-chaos]

AMEN

[feministism]

[my-chemical-angel]

actually that’s a super genius tip. i never thought of that. boost!!

[mega-death-to-normalcy]

I would just like everyone to know.

In the last month the adult content ban has been effect on Tumblr to supposedly stop porn bots, pedophiles, and nazis I have personally seen more porn bots, pedophiles, and nazis then ever. This week alone I have been followed by at least 5 porn bots. Nice going @staff

[latex-salesman]

[literalforklift]

🎉🎉 HAPPY 1985 EVERYBODY!! 🎉🎉

[mega-death-to-normalcy]

Your icon is blurred. Just thought you might want to know.

Not surprised, but thanks for letting me know. It's actually just gone on my end so I guess blurred is a step up.

[charlesoberonn]

Anti-Mom: You shouldn’t not-complain because there’re always people who have it better.

[charlesoberonn]

Anti-Mom: It’s okay if you don’t finish your plate because you’re only human and the vast majority of food waste comes from corporations and government organizations throwing it away, and not households.

[charlesoberonn]

Anti-Dad: As long as you live under my roof, we will communicate and negotiate the terms and rules together to make it the most pleasant living experience for the both of us.

[captainlordauditor]

this…..this is the addams family

[alargerworld]

[mega-death-to-normalcy]

This is the most relatable thing I've ever seen in my life.

@cydonian-knight-in-gallifrey @flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash

[iwishyouwouid]

hey

guess what

you’re so close to surviving 2018

you can make it

i’m so proud that you’re still here

keep going buddy

i love you

[cumaeansibyl]

the world hasn’t killed us yet and it’s gonna regret that

[voidbat]

this is honestly the most uplifting and hopeful thing i have read regarding my continued existence.

[alargerworld]

[cleaverqueer]

If im not supposed to be in love with the villains then stop making them so fucking hot

[charlottekaye]

If you were emo once you’re emo for life, whether you wear the uniform anymore or not

[mega-death-to-normalcy]

Well I survived the purge

But my icon and header was deleted? Why @staff? is a grumpy cat meme considered too adult for your porn bot infested website now?

[ignigeno]

I murdered a rich guy in Red Dead Redemption 2 who slapped his expensive horse across the face after he lost to me in a race. His horse is now my main horse and she gets all the pats and sugar cubes in the world. I’m feeling good about my cowboy life choises.

[ignigeno]

Here she is! My beautiful rescue horse that I murdered a man for! I named her Pinky because she has a lovely pink nose.

And of course I braided her mane and tail because she is a queen.