I don't know how to write an intro post but hi hello I write cube people doing acts that aren't technically explicit but are thinly veiled obvious metaphors for sex (ao3 collection link). Vampires smp is the current fixation, and I'll probably be here for a while. Name pending I did not think this through. Also known as 🩸✍️ from such hit places such as muzzled-vampires ask box.
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I'm playing potioncraft and the fact that this game has libido as an effect and the ability to call your potions whatever you want is insane to me. I'm out here making "Potion of somno" (2 sleep, 2 libido, 1 slipperiness) and "Get locked idiot" (1 shrinking, 1 stone skin, 1 glue, 2 libido). Next I'm working on is "Potion of primal" and I'm thinking 2 libido + 1 swiftness + 1 strength + 1 dexterity.
I'm playing potioncraft and the fact that this game has libido as an effect and the ability to call your potions whatever you want is insane to me. I'm out here making "Potion of somno" (2 sleep, 2 libido, 1 slipperiness) and "Get locked idiot" (1 shrinking, 1 stone skin, 1 glue, 2 libido). Next I'm working on is "Potion of primal" and I'm thinking 2 libido + 1 swiftness + 1 strength + 1 dexterity.
hour 3 of therapy: and sometimes, doc, i feel like i'm up against the dive rocket launcher without an angry pumpkin to handle any of it. how am i supposed to be the architect and/or builder of my future when-
therapist, through gritted teeth: and once again, that's the end of your time. please put that 20 dollar bill away. i already told you you can't extend the meter. it doesn't work like parking.
me: i PROMISE i'm almost at the part where i intend to harm myself or others
the visibly erect therapist, one hand on The Button and the other mysteriously absent: f-f-fine. okay. fifteen,, fifteen more m-minutes. but if you keep fucking edging me like this i'm gonna mark your gender dysphoria as Cured
Okay so I made a list of 30 (well, 29 actually) prompts I am releasing into the wild. The point of this is that at least one of the participants are not having a good time.
It has 30 prompts for November but feel free to write and post whenever, but please add the tag #No one nuts November or #NoonenutsNovember wherever you post. You do not have to @ or credit this blog if you use any of these prompts.
(Text version under the cut)
1. Safeword
2. Sub/dom drop
3. Loosing intrest halfway through
4. Trying something that doesn't work
5. Medical emergency (bonus points: it happens during bondage)
6. Bad/failed orgasm
7. Should have safeworded
8. "Wait, it's not supposed to hurt?"
9. "Let's never try that again."
10. Sex so bad they break up after
11. Realistic shower sex
12. Incompatible kinks
13. Threw up on that thang
14. Can't get hard/wet/aroused
15. Says wrong persons name during sex
16: ugly crying/overwhelmed
17: "I remembered you being better at this"/"I'm not impressed."/"I've had better."/"You're not hung chill"
18: Allergic reaction/cut off circulation
19. Dirty talk/degradation gets too real
20. Ignored/missed a safeword
21. Random horny confession that kills the mood for the other person/people
22. "No really, that's not going to fit."
23. Fire alarm goes off/interrupted by a third party
24. Pushing themselves into sex they aren't ready for
25. Sex toy gets stuck
26. Only one person having fun/agreeing to boring sex
27. Couple brings in a bad 3rd
28. Sex in a bad location
29. Sex so bad it kills you/one of the participants dies
This might be too vunerable for this blog but I'm borrowing kink words so it goes here. Being touch starved and also touch repulsed is hell. I need a cnc scene but for cuddling. I need someone to hold me down so they can desensitize me to casual touch except I'm allowed to whine and complain and push them away. Need someone to still come through and prove they want to hug me despite my efforts to keep them at literal arms length. I'm normal I'm swear. Doing cnc for normal day to day scenes is a reasonable want for me /lying
sometimes a fic can just be about the age old question 'how emotionally bad for everyone involved can a threesome be when they all did in fact agree to be there'
sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way
whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual
I escaped the trap perfectly fine but I gnawed off my own leg because people would never believe I was being hunted otherwise . They will see the stump and realise I was right, and they'll take it so seriously, and they'll know how sharp my teeth are and how strong my jaw is and how desperate and scared I've been this whole time
