The Archive

[diabolicalevil]

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[lesbianrey]

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

[lilyblisslys]

the main trick to dancing at a goth club is:

1. Imagine you’re a powerful wizard

2. Imagine you’re channeling mana for one of your strongest spells

[lilyblisslys]

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

[nudityandnerdery]

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

[madfishmonger]

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring

[manglestar]

buff carol,, ,

[columboscreens]

[animentality]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

A grill worth fighting for

[mercyseb]

Deltarune phone headcanons from months ago

[trina-makes-an-entrance]

My shitty contribution to the Ralselle solidarity fanarts. I am with both Kris and Susie here they should kiss and transition, methinks.

[oneclickangel]

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[xbeih]

[mauve-mocha-fount]

Toby Fox, if/when Ralsei comes out you have the opportunity to do the funniest Ralsei meta-moments yet:

[amygdalae]

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

[destinationtoast]

dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :

[halfbloodfanboy]

[delirious-slams]

THE PROMISE:

THE PAYOFF:

EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU QUEEN

[el-ffej]

[80scifi]

if anyone ever asks why return of the jedi is my favourite star wars film i’ll just send them this gif

[doctorbutler]

[bluebandedagate-reblogs]

[luimnigh]

I think the funnier conclusion is that Luke did mean to physically kick the guy, missed, and then used the force to cover his fuckup.

[graywalf]

the snoofing