Charlotte's Web..?

A collection of interesting and random stuff I stumble over. And shit I make up all by myself.

[megacharlottemc]

Hypothetical Argument Simulator

When I'm in the shower, I always have the right words, pauses, and facial expressions for effect to win and sound incredibly intelligent and never flustered in arguments.

[greelin]

@myself why are you so weak when it comes to stickers?they’re pieces of paper that stick to things? you do not need them? stop this

[megacharlottemc]

I love stickers. I try to save them and hide them from my kids.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Since the Times named “Everyone” as their person of the year in 2006 I can put “Times person of the year, 2006” on my resume.

[inkskinned]

@2017: not to sound desperate but i’m begging you 

[inkskinned]

@2017: not to sound desperate but i’m begging you 

[griffys]

why is 2016 so vengeful? Who hurt her

[danger]

[paradoxicalissue]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

I’ve traveled through both a penis and a vagina.

[thegetty]

Proof that pillow fights were always fun, especially in 1900.

[vodka-acid]

[love-personal]

[esotericexposal]

I hate small talk. I wanna talk about death, aliens, sex, what life means and why we are here.

(via 032115)

[cwote]

Sometimes you cannot control how you feel or react. It’s okay. You’re okay.

[esotericexposal]

I hate small talk. I wanna talk about death, aliens, sex, what life means and why we are here.

(via 032115)

[loch-ness-moron]

“Yes, he made mistakes…

                         but haven’t we all?”

[crybabyzine]

Is there love after death?

because the infatuation that I have for you burns stronger inside of me than any hellfire.

my feelings for you have existed since the dawn of time,

far longer than the first of cognizant realizations.

it has smoldered and simmered in the form of molten lava,

crystallized the ocean to the purest of blues,

shifted the geography of the world.

I think that there must be love after death because how could emotions as strong and deep as these simply cease to exist?

they must linger somewhere,

they must linger with us.

A heart stops beating,

but I do not believe that it stops loving–

at least, my heart cannot stop loving you.

my lips have not stopped talking about you since you kissed them.

My thoughts have not been about anything else but you since you picked my brain,

intimately trying to understand my passions and fears and every little thing about me.

I sat against a wall,

listening to you talk about everything,

captivated by every word that fell out of your mouth.

I was,

am,

and forever will be captivated by you.

- Zoe Allen ( insta: @eozallen )