John Egbert

hey there! :B feel free to leave questions and all that good stuff! OH! and if you find my dad, can you return him to me?

[klaineco]

(x)

[satanicblowjobs]

This was the best 14 seconds of my life

[bob-belcher]

[replicaaa]

the older i get the more i seem to turn to polyamory as a way to ship everything all at once

i’m too old for ship wars i do not give a shit anymore

do i ship a and b? yes.

do i ship a and c? yes

do i ship b and c? yes

ot3 it is

[megadavestrider]

what if C doesn't like B?

[thepowergame-deactivated2015091]

[hopemushrooms]

#traditional canadian cuisine

[megadavestrider]

Babe, is this what's for dinner? XD ((babe= htetalia))

[dykesjpg]

4/13 shenanigans at the gameworks meet-up! Rose: singerchick750 Other Rose: (me) Tavros: epic-random-hello-sweetie0 Other Tavros: mofo-radish John: pocketrenegade Annnd I don’t remember the others

[cloudandroid]

this is was so fun ]:D

[megadavestrider]

I remember nothing about that photo. I'm the Dave by the way. The meet was fun though! I had a great time. Thanks for spending time with me.

[shortvideosandstuff]

[thedeathecchi]

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

[dividebysix-deactivated20150203]

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

[budacub]

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

[the-ghost-of-harrenhall]

I believe this totally happens in Night Vale

[c0balt-lime]

DID YOU HEAR? WE’RE GETTING BONUSES!

[megadavestrider]

DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN?!

[plop-alot-deactivated20200125]

cool April fools prank: send me asks

[megadavestrider]

((so some dirkjake happened........ htetalia is dirk.....))

[megadavestrider]

((whoops....I jaked.....ANYWAYS, find me on omegle! my tags: homestuck ; omeglestuck ; jake english ; striders ; bro strider ; dirk strider ; cosplay ; homestuck cosplay ; megadavestrider

[megadavestrider]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE 100 FOLLOWERS FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!

[megadavestrider]

I love you guys so much!!!!

((EEEEEEEK!!!! 1 MORE FOLLOWER UNTIL I REACH 100!!!!!))

[mookie000]

bla shes transparent

[megadavestrider]

JADE!!!! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!!

[megadavestrider]

[realnlegit-localwitch]

Jade and Karkat discovering CARS. Dave saves Jade from said cars she wants to hug. Karkat freaks out. And John drinks a slurpy/ie.

[thewildchilde]

every time this randomly reappears on my dash i both laugh and cry.

[silver-s-blog]

John ran out of fucks to give

[dulldrops]

How many followers do u need to have before u just get random curious anons or am i just too boring

[reblog-thisif]

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

[ghh0sty-deactivated20140128]

send a color on anon

[megadavestrider]

Scarlet - I like you.

Teal - I’d date you.

Red - I love you

Pink - I could stay on your tumblr the whole day.

Yellow - You’re amazing.

Purple - I miss you.

Blue - I want to meet you.

Lilac - You’re cool.

Brown - I don’t like you.

Green - I like your tumblr.

Black - I hate you

White - Delete your tumblr.

Lavender - give me your mortal soul/skype