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And the wisest monk said "young one, you reject the unenlightened ways of Hazbin Hotel, but not three years ago, I recall you posting twink Wheatley in great enthusiasm. You must not hate what you discard on the path to enlightenment. All of our old selves are within us, and we must imagine them lezzing out."

cryptotheism

"Funny" said the wisest monk "That cringe is whatever your gay ass was super into like three years ago."

"But master!" Said the young monk, "Did you not also post One Piece AMVs three years ago?"

"Luffy is badass." Said the master, "He has never been cringe."

nianeyna

apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

argumate

foreplay with Todd

nianeyna

do you ever think before you post

argumate

yes, I think “ha! funny” and hit post

notlikingbestgirl

Out of Touch

hustlerose

Out of Touch Thursday

arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

snuv

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

rockmilkshake

happy birthday.

saltwatersweets

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

rnismatch

literally i dont give a fuck about prom unless registeel is going

bogleech

good news!

bogleech

Wait you said prom

rat-spit-village

tell me what they're listening to in the tags

ace-disgrace-on-the-case

I think “gamers” don’t deserve Early Access, tbh

ace-disgrace-on-the-case

Is early access an excuse to release an unfinished product sometimes? Yea, for sure

But like. Functionally it serves as a way for live experience testing to be done on a game. It’s a way to dial it in on what people want, and on how to best make the game.

This means that, stars above, you don’t need to fucking review bomb it the second there’s a problem, you have avenues for giving feedback, stop saying the game is doomed because there’s been one bad update ffs

This brought to you by the embarassing state of people talking about both Slay the Spire 2 and Deep Rock Galactic: Rogue Core

im-a-luxury--few-can-afford

the average person's opinion can now reach media Creators with unprecedented ease and holy fuck does the average person have terrible game dev opinions

fleshengine

hang on where's the

memorycycle

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

memorycycle

its actually going pretty well

sneefsnorf

im gods weakest faggot

crabussy

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

cedar-scars

im gods most literate cat can i join

the-problematic-trolley

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

pinkfire-chacarera

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

gaytanic-panic

intercal

apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

intercal

the whole club was looking at worms

thepurpleglass

were--ralph

why is he standing up

were--ralph

i dont know if this is a safe place

pulim-thirsts

Safe place to what?

were--ralph

tarragonthedragon

i love that star wars comic where padmé's surviving handmaidens hold a last stand against vader but honestly if i were them i would have dedicated the rest of my life to the most comprehensive and inescapable fake haunting in the history of the galaxy. man should not be allowed two successive heartbeats without seeing his dead wife's face gazing soulfully at him across the room and slipping away before anyone sees. literally what else is the point of being a highly trained operative capable of perfectly imitating your best friend if not to torment her husband for decades after she's gone.