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@megalizardlesbian
So I saw that everyone was doing AUs of some kind and I really wasn’t so a few things have been minimally changed.
Basically Henry is alive now, having escaped blackjack and he somehow seized control of Freddy’s and is trying to hunt down and kill everyone.
Due to trackers the phones have to cut off one of their arms.
Not much else changes so far, everything else is exactly what I said before.
Elf cooking show: First person helmetcam of a an elf hunting and killing a deer with their bare hands. They sing a lullabye to the deer before they snap it's neck and prepare a side salad.
Dwarf cooking show: America's Test Kitchen but even more rigorous. 20 minutes of discussing how to maintain precise heat just to boil water.
Halfling cooking show: Great British Bake Off with soap-opera levels of internal drama. Everyone is stoned off their ass.
Orc cooking show: Edible mythbusters. The contestants must make bbq with a live dragon. People straight up die sometimes.
Goblin cooking show: Goblins don't really understand the concept of restaurants, but they have a show like Diners Dive ins and Dives for rooting through people's trash.
Gnome cooking show: Gnomes don't actually have cooking shows, but if you creep up to a nearby hollow log you can watch gnomes make cookies.
Pixie cooking show: Two pixies in professional looking clothes in a fancy kitchen attempt to bake a pie, but get distracted by wild on-camera sex that ends with cannibalism.
Random kinda important thing I’ve been putting off saying.
This AU does not contain Davesport and is undergoing rewrites.
I feel the community will get upity over no davesport, but it is in my other AUs. It just doesn’t fit this one.
Peace ✌️
Marble likes fish
Alright I need more Stevens in one room *Clicks the cookie*
So I uhhh… noticed you guys like this AU’s Steven so here’s some more shit for him!:
I wasn’t sure what acc to post this on so I went for this one.
(Blue guy is Mr J @davidthephoneguy ‘s OC/Jack pretending to be a different version of himself. Mr J is technically not a Jack he’s a separate character who fills the role of Jack, and he is not that different in age to Abel, phone is Val. You get no context on why Mr J is Val’s “brother”)
I redesigned this AU’s Steven!
"But just cut down trees closest to this field. We really don't need more people IN this forest right now..." Dee informs Peter.
"Eh, okay. At the moment I wasn't doing anything interesting anyway" He nods.
"I honestly wouldn't be suprised if thes trees were more alive than usual trees. But that won't stop me!..." At this point she's just rambling to herself. Peter gets to his new work.
“Great idea fellow me! I’ll try to get more people on top of it to help!” Dee says.
A strange device was left behind.
Dave tilts his head at the tube, interested in the green glow. Now what’s this?, he asks himself.
“Sport, what’s this?” He calls to his partner. His wings twitch at the sound of Jack trotting up beside him.
“Good…good fuckin’ question Davey.” Jack says, clearly puzzled as he comes up beside Dave.
Jack taps the vial with the toe of his boot.
In the blink of an eye, the two are gone, and the timeline is paused. Just for a moment, hopefully.
Dee jolts when two more people arrive, in the same place all the others had too… suspicious, she chooses to get her game face on. Which is her regular face as her mask does not move.
“Hello there newcomers! I’m Dee! Or uhhh… a Dee… it’s complicated. This is some sort of weird hub world we’ve all been kidnapped to and me and the other Dees decided to form a government! This place does not have a name yet so we’ve just been calling it the R… eality break celebration. It’s uh… something… don’t go into the woods alone, don’t start any fights, and you should be fine!” Dee says, turning away and whispering “Nailed it!”
Dave and Jack stare at her in confusion for a second, then at eachother, then shrug.
This is so fucking weird- Dave thinks, lightly biting his tongue.
“Can we have a tour, maybe?” Jack asks. Dave feels his hand brush against his own and smiles. He takes it. “Yeah, that would be nice.”
“Of course! A tour! Not much to see since we’ve barely started on developments! But well, here’s the landing place. It’s where everyone shows up! There’s the field. It’s a field. It’s safe. There are the trees. We have people exploring there and two have gone missing before this! Do not go in! That concludes the tour!”
Suddenly a pair of two men come bounding out of the woods, panting, one is a rotting corpse with a poorly done orange paint job, the other is some bizarre purple lizard man with a long neck. Both look terrified.
“GUYS! YOU- WHERE ARE THE OTHERS.”
“Something flew into the other me sis, I ain’t sticking around for that.” The lizard says.
“I don’t know what happened, they could be dead, they could be fine, but I know for sure I’m not going back to check.” The orange man says.
after a minute or 2 of Dave & everybody following him descending deeper & deeper into the forest, they hear the laughter again & then 3 children & animal masks walk up in front of them.
The one in a pig mask waves enthusiastically before they all nod at each other & run away. Dave runs after them & the others follow.
The children come to a sudden stop in front of a mangled & petrified tree with the people following them doing the same, wondering what may happen next. The children turn around & the 2 children beside the one in a fox mask get absorbed into the fox masked child as it turns into a giant 9 tailed kitsune. Henry slowly backs away as the kitsune possesses Dave by doing this vvv (idk how to describe it)
His neck, along with his ears, nose, & mouth, start bleeding & his eyes start to glow red. He turns towards everybody with a twisted smile.
Dave: heheh, whats wrong?
Henry, being too scared to move, does nothing.
(@dsaf-rift-party-au)
“Shit…” Dave says, before grabbing his own Jack and starting to run back the way they came, a writhing piece of metal that was most definitely not there before blocks the path so Dave makes a sharp turn and runs a different way, a few metres before he exits he falls into a galaxy-esque liquid in a puddle, before getting back up frantically and finally exiting into the clearing, now exhausted…
A strange device was left behind.
Dave tilts his head at the tube, interested in the green glow. Now what’s this?, he asks himself.
“Sport, what’s this?” He calls to his partner. His wings twitch at the sound of Jack trotting up beside him.
“Good…good fuckin’ question Davey.” Jack says, clearly puzzled as he comes up beside Dave.
Jack taps the vial with the toe of his boot.
In the blink of an eye, the two are gone, and the timeline is paused. Just for a moment, hopefully.
Dee jolts when two more people arrive, in the same place all the others had too… suspicious, she chooses to get her game face on. Which is her regular face as her mask does not move.
“Hello there newcomers! I’m Dee! Or uhhh… a Dee… it’s complicated. This is some sort of weird hub world we’ve all been kidnapped to and me and the other Dees decided to form a government! This place does not have a name yet so we’ve just been calling it the R… eality break celebration. It’s uh… something… don’t go into the woods alone, don’t start any fights, and you should be fine!” Dee says, turning away and whispering “Nailed it!”
“ATTENTION FELLOW DEES! PEOPLE KEEP APPEARING HERE AND ITS STARTING TO GET UNRULY! I SAY WE BAND TOGETHER AND FORM A DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT IN ORDER TO CONTRIBUTE! The woods seem dangerous and we’ve already lost two people, and possibly a whole other GROUP in them! There’s no food, no shelter, and no defences… we have to do something… before anyone else gets hurt…”
(Reblog to respond if in rift party)
Her limbs seem to move like she’s being controlled by the strings, she’s still a free soul though
“So… creepy puppet stuff? Sounds like ✨PUBLIC RELATIONS✨”
“ATTENTION FELLOW DEES! PEOPLE KEEP APPEARING HERE AND ITS STARTING TO GET UNRULY! I SAY WE BAND TOGETHER AND FORM A DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT IN ORDER TO CONTRIBUTE! The woods seem dangerous and we’ve already lost two people, and possibly a whole other GROUP in them! There’s no food, no shelter, and no defences… we have to do something… before anyone else gets hurt…”
(Reblog to respond if in rift party)
"I AGREE. Its always better to do Something! And any form of organisation is key... I say we should take care of shelter first!" Dee immiediately replies with resolve, she wants to keep as many people as she can safe.
But there's also no doubt they will use their government authority to annoy their "brothers" when they get back from whenever they went to.
“You’ll be in charge of housing! :D”
“ATTENTION FELLOW DEES! PEOPLE KEEP APPEARING HERE AND ITS STARTING TO GET UNRULY! I SAY WE BAND TOGETHER AND FORM A DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT IN ORDER TO CONTRIBUTE! The woods seem dangerous and we’ve already lost two people, and possibly a whole other GROUP in them! There’s no food, no shelter, and no defences… we have to do something… before anyone else gets hurt…”
(Reblog to respond if in rift party)
He is very afraid of the amount of people here.
“W-who are all you people?” -David (@dsaf-rift-party-au)
“ARE YOU KIDDING!? THERES SERIOUSLY MORE!?”
Dave seems to be feeling rather uncomfortable at the amount of people just dropping in
“Holy shit…” Jack mutters.
“A new one arrives, a new victim to meet their demise.” Steven says between laughs.
“Ignore him.” Peter affirms.
“You g-guys are scaring m-me. What i-is this place?” -David
“we have no idea.” Jack sighs
“The land of the true gods.” Steven says.
Jack sighs. “Sorry about him, he had his brain fried or something.”
“We will all be the first to be sacrificed, and then all that ever was and ever will be shall fall.”
“*whimpering in fear* are a-all of you p-phones like me o-or like you?*point to Jack*” -David
“It’s a mix for the most part. There’s a lot of… let’s say variety?” Jack says. “There are some phones but it’s definitely not everyone.”
“T-heres more p-people than this n-normally?” -David
Starts to cry because someone took his blocks away and teleported away causing quite a disruption in the rift his tears flowed down his face heavily as his cried echoed around the room
Dee quickly picks up the baby and rocks him. “Why is there a baby here… why does he look like Jack…?”
Jack looks uncomfortable at the baby him… illogical because that is the least weird part.
“Is this yours? Can you get pregnant? Can Dave get pregnant? I’m so confused right now.”
“Well I’m dead and no one knows or understands Dave’s biology but he probably can’t get pregnant so let’s assume he’s from another timeline… so anyway yeah New Phone this is normal here.”
the baby jack held onto Jack clutching onto him as though never wanting to let go sniffling and hiccuping nomming on his fist he never wanted to let go he missed his blocks. He wanted them back- he sniffled tears welling up in his eyes again as he struggled to not crying
“*Tries to back away as he is deeply afraid of small children but just ends up bumping into more people* I-i’m sorry pleas d-don’t hurt me.” -David
"Why is there a child here??? I turn around for one second to check the-" Vee seems surprised and confused despite this all being his fault, implying he doesn't even know how many portals he had opened in the first place
Jack looked at you with tearful eyes hugging his purple block close looking around at all the purple beings but sadly none were his Dave. He wanted his Dave not someone else's.
Vee opens up a new portal, in hopes of finding the ones from his world
Dave fell through face planting and looked around extremely confused. "Uhhh lil sportsy?" He asked being about seven years old he was old enough to understand that Jack was missing and a baby of his age could not be alone.
”Holy shit the kid is older than expected… I always forget Dave is older than me.”
"I'm ten thank you very much!!" He huffed clearly lying he was about 8 really and looked younger than he actually was crossing his arms over his chest "JACK! LIL BUD!!" he shouted. "Unhand my ornange
Jack hands over the baby, unsure if the child is equipped to take care… ok let’s just admit Jack doesn’t really care or understand enough about kids to care.
Seeing the commotion Dave climbs down from the tree and approaches. “Holy shit tiny me!”
Dave held Jack close and grinned at Dave. *hi!!* he smiled waving as tiny baby Jack held on tight to Dave’s shirt snuggling. Dave glanced at Baby Jack and then looked back at Dave. *your so tall-,* he said looking up at Dave pretty much shocked.
“I’m like you but older and more reptilian.” Dave jokes. “This is him but older and more dead.” He gestures to Jack.
Dave looked at them curiously. *how old are you? And are you still best friends?* he asked hugging baby Jack tighter he didn’t want to lose his best friend he shared his cookies with him and his lunch and they played together he didn’t want to lose his only friend.
“No idea how old I am! I forgot to count a couple years back and I haven’t counted ever since!” Dave half jokes. “And about us being friends or not…” he holds up his hand to show his ring.
Dave squinted not understanding the sentiment of the ring. *that didn’t answer my question mr. I just want me and lil’ sportsy to stay friends-* he said sniffling looking down at the napping orange baby.
“You could say that, definitely.”
he grinned extremely pleased by the statement and sat down on the floor cuddling Jack who opened his eyes and squealed happily his hands on Dave’s face. He stuck out his tongue and crossed his eyes making a silly face. Jack giggled his laughter echoing around the room
((Got lazy oop-)
“but sportsyyyyy”
“No Dave- no.”
the baby tangerine waddled up to Dave and pointed to him saying *Purple!!* giggling.
Dave has a few murder plans.
Jack is desperately trying to stop him
Jack squealed and giggled at his face shouting the words purple! Again grinning he loved the color purple it always made him smile little Dave had no idea what to do not wanting to upset baby Jack but meanwhile not wanting him to kill his best friend
((Too lazy to draw this next bit rn)
(V)Jack leaped in front of baby Jack, scooping him up and holding him close. “DAVE NO!” He yelped out as Dave glared at jack, sitting down in the corner. (V) Jack have Dave baby jack back, smiling and walking over to where Dave was sitting, giving him a stern glare.
Dave looked stressed the hell out cuddling the tiny baby. *don’t do that Lil’ bud* he said with a sigh sitting down putting baby Jack in his lap.
(oof I’m missing a lot jedbhechyucd)
Meanwhile Dave decided to wander into the wood & Henry, out of concern for Dave’s safety, went with him, & Jack is laying down on the ground next to Steven.
Jack: Looking at you, Steven I’m guessing, I have the strong urge to become one with the earth.
Baby Jack followed Dave and Henry out of curiosity and little Dave quickly followed Jack concerned he’d get lost he really didn’t want to lose his best friend again.
Lizard Dave noticed the situation, and started to follow the group, Jack trailing after him.
“Ya think there’s any food here? I’m starving!”
You decide to join the group wandering into the woods.
"Who knows, but scouting out this place would be a good idea. And if we DO find food that's even better." You answer Lizard Dave.
[Ouf this addition is very late but I somehow didn't notice the other replies before]
“You’re goddamn right! Let’s get to eating!”
You all proceed to wander for a bit until you stumble upon a bag. And a skeleton, no biggie.
" Good to know there are randomly scattered skeletons here I guess. Honestly now that I think about it, why is there even a Forest in this place."
"But yeah... should we open this?" You inquire.
[The stuff in the bag could be food, but also smth else like idk twigs if you all want to make the search longer]
“Gimme maybe it’s food!” Dave says as he’s healed back by Jack
He is very afraid of the amount of people here.
“W-who are all you people?” -David (@dsaf-rift-party-au)
“ARE YOU KIDDING!? THERES SERIOUSLY MORE!?”
Dave seems to be feeling rather uncomfortable at the amount of people just dropping in
“Holy shit…” Jack mutters.
“A new one arrives, a new victim to meet their demise.” Steven says between laughs.
“Ignore him.” Peter affirms.
“You g-guys are scaring m-me. What i-is this place?” -David
“we have no idea.” Jack sighs
“The land of the true gods.” Steven says.
Jack sighs. “Sorry about him, he had his brain fried or something.”
“We will all be the first to be sacrificed, and then all that ever was and ever will be shall fall.”
“*whimpering in fear* are a-all of you p-phones like me o-or like you?*point to Jack*” -David
“It’s a mix for the most part. There’s a lot of… let’s say variety?” Jack says. “There are some phones but it’s definitely not everyone.”
“T-heres more p-people than this n-normally?” -David
Starts to cry because someone took his blocks away and teleported away causing quite a disruption in the rift his tears flowed down his face heavily as his cried echoed around the room
Dee quickly picks up the baby and rocks him. “Why is there a baby here… why does he look like Jack…?”
Jack looks uncomfortable at the baby him… illogical because that is the least weird part.
“Is this yours? Can you get pregnant? Can Dave get pregnant? I’m so confused right now.”
“Well I’m dead and no one knows or understands Dave’s biology but he probably can’t get pregnant so let’s assume he’s from another timeline… so anyway yeah New Phone this is normal here.”
the baby jack held onto Jack clutching onto him as though never wanting to let go sniffling and hiccuping nomming on his fist he never wanted to let go he missed his blocks. He wanted them back- he sniffled tears welling up in his eyes again as he struggled to not crying
“*Tries to back away as he is deeply afraid of small children but just ends up bumping into more people* I-i’m sorry pleas d-don’t hurt me.” -David
"Why is there a child here??? I turn around for one second to check the-" Vee seems surprised and confused despite this all being his fault, implying he doesn't even know how many portals he had opened in the first place
Jack looked at you with tearful eyes hugging his purple block close looking around at all the purple beings but sadly none were his Dave. He wanted his Dave not someone else's.
Vee opens up a new portal, in hopes of finding the ones from his world
Dave fell through face planting and looked around extremely confused. "Uhhh lil sportsy?" He asked being about seven years old he was old enough to understand that Jack was missing and a baby of his age could not be alone.
”Holy shit the kid is older than expected… I always forget Dave is older than me.”
"I'm ten thank you very much!!" He huffed clearly lying he was about 8 really and looked younger than he actually was crossing his arms over his chest "JACK! LIL BUD!!" he shouted. "Unhand my ornange
Jack hands over the baby, unsure if the child is equipped to take care… ok let’s just admit Jack doesn’t really care or understand enough about kids to care.
Seeing the commotion Dave climbs down from the tree and approaches. “Holy shit tiny me!”
Dave held Jack close and grinned at Dave. *hi!!* he smiled waving as tiny baby Jack held on tight to Dave’s shirt snuggling. Dave glanced at Baby Jack and then looked back at Dave. *your so tall-,* he said looking up at Dave pretty much shocked.
“I’m like you but older and more reptilian.” Dave jokes. “This is him but older and more dead.” He gestures to Jack.
Dave looked at them curiously. *how old are you? And are you still best friends?* he asked hugging baby Jack tighter he didn’t want to lose his best friend he shared his cookies with him and his lunch and they played together he didn’t want to lose his only friend.
“No idea how old I am! I forgot to count a couple years back and I haven’t counted ever since!” Dave half jokes. “And about us being friends or not…” he holds up his hand to show his ring.
Dave squinted not understanding the sentiment of the ring. *that didn’t answer my question mr. I just want me and lil’ sportsy to stay friends-* he said sniffling looking down at the napping orange baby.
“You could say that, definitely.”
he grinned extremely pleased by the statement and sat down on the floor cuddling Jack who opened his eyes and squealed happily his hands on Dave’s face. He stuck out his tongue and crossed his eyes making a silly face. Jack giggled his laughter echoing around the room
((Got lazy oop-)
“but sportsyyyyy”
“No Dave- no.”
the baby tangerine waddled up to Dave and pointed to him saying *Purple!!* giggling.
Dave has a few murder plans.
Jack is desperately trying to stop him
Jack squealed and giggled at his face shouting the words purple! Again grinning he loved the color purple it always made him smile little Dave had no idea what to do not wanting to upset baby Jack but meanwhile not wanting him to kill his best friend
((Too lazy to draw this next bit rn)
(V)Jack leaped in front of baby Jack, scooping him up and holding him close. “DAVE NO!” He yelped out as Dave glared at jack, sitting down in the corner. (V) Jack have Dave baby jack back, smiling and walking over to where Dave was sitting, giving him a stern glare.
Dave looked stressed the hell out cuddling the tiny baby. *don’t do that Lil’ bud* he said with a sigh sitting down putting baby Jack in his lap.
(oof I’m missing a lot jedbhechyucd)
Meanwhile Dave decided to wander into the wood & Henry, out of concern for Dave’s safety, went with him, & Jack is laying down on the ground next to Steven.
Jack: Looking at you, Steven I’m guessing, I have the strong urge to become one with the earth.
Baby Jack followed Dave and Henry out of curiosity and little Dave quickly followed Jack concerned he’d get lost he really didn’t want to lose his best friend again.
Lizard Dave noticed the situation, and started to follow the group, Jack trailing after him.
“Ya think there’s any food here? I’m starving!”
You decide to join the group wandering into the woods.
"Who knows, but scouting out this place would be a good idea. And if we DO find food that's even better." You answer Lizard Dave.
[Ouf this addition is very late but I somehow didn't notice the other replies before]
“You’re goddamn right! Let’s get to eating!”
