Dsaf SCP

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after a minute or 2 of Dave & everybody following him descending deeper & deeper into the forest, they hear the laughter again & then 3 children & animal masks walk up in front of them.

The one in a pig mask waves enthusiastically before they all nod at each other & run away. Dave runs after them & the others follow.

The children come to a sudden stop in front of a mangled & petrified tree with the people following them doing the same, wondering what may happen next. The children turn around & the 2 children beside the one in a fox mask get absorbed into the fox masked child as it turns into a giant 9 tailed kitsune. Henry slowly backs away as the kitsune possesses Dave by doing this vvv (idk how to describe it)

His neck, along with his ears, nose, & mouth, start bleeding & his eyes start to glow red. He turns towards everybody with a twisted smile.

Dave: heheh, whats wrong?

Henry, being too scared to move, does nothing.

(@dsaf-rift-party-au)

[megalizardlesbian]

“Shit…” Dave says, before grabbing his own Jack and starting to run back the way they came, a writhing piece of metal that was most definitely not there before blocks the path so Dave makes a sharp turn and runs a different way, a few metres before he exits he falls into a galaxy-esque liquid in a puddle, before getting back up frantically and finally exiting into the clearing, now exhausted…

[sumbrparty]

You immiedietely run back to the direction of the clearing. Okay nope You're not dealing with this right now! You dont want to die because You decided fighting unkown forest spirit was a great idea!

While running, You trip, but quickly get up. Unfortunately You're now covered in mysterious goop. You also still have that bag from before, since in the end no one opened it. You hope it's not connected with... whatever it was that You just encountered.

You find the exit. We should still be concerned, won't the, now possesed,Dave come back at some point?

[goofyahdsafxscpau]

Dave walks towards Henry. Henry starts backing away as the bloid (discount scp-106 sludge) starts dripping out of his fingers. Suddenly the ground starts rumbling & a bright flash of light blinds everyone in the rift. After its gone, Jack, Henry, & Dave are gone & the Kitsune gets flung further into the forest. The rumbling gets louder & louder until…

[pg-dave-rift-party]

PHONE DAVE RETURNETH

(Get PG Dave’ed bozo L)

“No sir, we CAN’T add your “quickie witty funtitty grape calzone” to the menu.” Dave says, while doing heavy air quotes, and seemingly straining himself to say the name of the menu item.

“You’re no fun Dave~” Jack purrs “Will you AT LEAST grant me marshmallow chicken ranch deep dish pizza?”

“There is no way in heck I am letting you do that.”

“But DAAAAAVE~” Jack says dramatically leaning on the phone

“WE WOULD BE SHUT DOWN!!!!!!!”

“Aaaand? That’d just give us more time in Vegas. We blow all our cash, buy another cheap building, and start again.”

“I WILL NOT LET YOU RUN THE FRANCHISE INTO THE GROUND FOR A TRIP TO NEVADA!!!!!!!!!” Dave says, while making a dialup tone. “No matter how fun that sounds…” he mumbles.

“Come ooooon… you’re the most boring Phoney everrrrr… even that first asshole carried a rocket launcher, why can’t you do that!?!”

“Well sir I just so happen to care about my safety as well as the safety of those around me, and by that I mean if I were to obtain and use weaponry like that the repair costs would be-“

“Fine, no crazy stuff.” Jack whines. “But just humour me and put eggplant and orange on a pizza!”

“You have horrible taste sir, I know that and I do not have a mouth.”

“Pretty please.”

Dave sighs and goes to the kitchen to talk to ghost Ronaldo… on the way he stumbles upon a device on the ground… he reaches down to touch it, and a portal opens of which he is quickly sucked in.

Dave screams as he is thrown out into the clearing in the forest, now surrounded by strangers.

He looks around nervously before quickly standing up. “Uhhhh… do any of you guys know how to get back to the restaurant… “Bear.”?” Dave pauses. “I’m worried my boss might destroy the company if he’s left alone for more than 5 minutes.” Dave pauses looking concerned… “I-I’m Model 51_02, aka as my boss has named me, “Dave”.”

…

“Who are you people… and why do some of you look like Mr. Kennedy?”

@dsaf-rift-party-au

[goofyahdsafxscpau]

Jack notices Dave (Phone Dave) after petting Dee & looks at him.

Jack: I’ll tell you why there’s multiple me’s, you’s & other familiar people here but first explain to me what Bear is?

[dsaf-rainworld-rift-party]

A skuggy entrance

(Get Rainworlded bozo L)

The 5 slugcats are out hunting, they’d be quieter on their own but it was not like that mattered. 

The slugcats see a flock of batflies in the distance, the purple slugcat produces multiple spears from its tail and offers them to the others. The other skugs pull the spears from its tail holes and throw them at the the batflies.

Right as the spears are thrown a portal opens in front, someone reaches out to drop something, and one of the spears passes through and seemingly hits whatever is in the portal, and it quickly closes.

The slugcats, with their mild sentience, are highly confused and scared, but the youngest, a small white slugcat, approaches the object dropped. She sniffs it, as the others come closer, they are standing right behind her as she decides to poke it with her spear a few times… a portal opens up right beneath them and they fall in.

The slugcats plummet to the ground, and fortunately, as good at surviving falls as they are, quickly recover and drawing more spears produced by the purple skug’s tail, they all get ready to attack anyone who comes near.

(Sorry no art I’m lazy and tired)

[goofyahdsafxscpau]

Jack: *slowly approaches the group of slugs before crouching down & gently petting one, attempting to get it to come near so he can scoop it up & keep it as a pet for Dave*

[goofyahdsafxscpau]

after a minute or 2 of Dave & everybody following him descending deeper & deeper into the forest, they hear the laughter again & then 3 children & animal masks walk up in front of them.

The one in a pig mask waves enthusiastically before they all nod at each other & run away. Dave runs after them & the others follow.

The children come to a sudden stop in front of a mangled & petrified tree with the people following them doing the same, wondering what may happen next. The children turn around & the 2 children beside the one in a fox mask get absorbed into the fox masked child as it turns into a giant 9 tailed kitsune. Henry slowly backs away as the kitsune possesses Dave by doing this vvv (idk how to describe it)

His neck, along with his ears, nose, & mouth, start bleeding & his eyes start to glow red. He turns towards everybody with a twisted smile.

Dave: heheh, whats wrong?

Henry, being too scared to move, does nothing.

(@dsaf-rift-party-au)

[goofyahdsafxscpau]

who's that one character with the clock on his chest? he looks kind of familiar

also what's the story of this au exactly? what would you say inspired it?

The guy with a phone dial (not a clock) one his chest is Charlie (my version of the Charlie from @welcome-to-roomba-fazbender).

Also what inspired this au was me watching a FNAF SCP mod on IGN & then thinking “what if this but DSAF?”.

[goofyahdsafxscpau]

here are more of my goofy lil goobers

[goofyahdsafxscpau]

Dave can you make an elaborated machine for throwing pancakes at people? I have no reason for this other than seeing if you can do it. Well I would appreciate a good pancake too I suppose

Dave: ofc! *makes it* here you go! *gives it to you*

[dapyopyo]

ngl this Henry & canon barely have any similarities aside from killing children, appearance (at least in his “pixel” form), & experimenting on Dave (but for different reasons).

[goofyahdsafxscpau]

also this

[dapyopyo]

here’s all of the goobers from Dsaf SCP that I got down so far :D (also put the wrong file for the aubergine dude the 1st time I posted this nnjdndcjncd)

[goofyahdsafxscpau]

hehehehe