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.Megan||USA. *Walking Dead, Bates Motel, Supernatural* *Harry Potter, Criminal Minds, Pugs* I like to read, write, and kiss boys. Have a good day (▰˘◡˘▰)

[veryluckyclovers]

[lemondoddle]

[ID. A digital drawing of a puppy in a simplistic style standing and saying, "i want them to pay for what they've done" while smiling. End ID.]

[bill]

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOBAW

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[VERY SMALL VOICE] foobaw!

[eternalgirlscout]

joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

[eternalgirlscout]

[tallwife]

stop using juuls with the fools and come smoke a blunt with a cunt

[s-nnoh]

[memeclassheroes]

[teathattast]

my vibe if u even care

[akashicrecord]

hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

[mousidy]

oh, honestly I was planning on reopening the same wounds again and again and again and again and again and again and again

[gaynfl-moved]

DRAKE KILL YOURSELF NEOW

[gaynfl-moved]

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[aropride]

shirt that says "i'm not high i just love saying insane sentences that don't make sense"

[just-french-me-up]

[ernmark]

Just learned about garden path sentences.

They’re basically a literary prank– the sentence starts out in such a way that you think you know where it’s going, but the way it ends completely changes the meaning while still being a complete and logical sentence. Usually it deals with double meanings, or with words that can be multiple parts of speech, like nouns and verbs or nouns and adjectives.

So we get gems like

The old man the boat. (The old people are manning the boat)

The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families. (The apartment complex is home to both married and single soldiers, plus their families)

The prime number few. (People who are excellent are few in number.)

The cotton clothing is usually made of grows in Mississipi. (The cotton that clothing is made of)

The man who hunts ducks out on weekends. (As in he ducks out of his responsibilities)

We painted the wall with cracks. (The cracked wall is the one that was pained.)

[thoughtstherapy]

[anxietyproblem]

Reminder.

[just-french-me-up]

[inkskinned]

oh i don't know what young adult needs to hear this but you should google what day your 10,000th day will be & set a reminder in your calendar. it happens somewhere in your 27th year. i was really bummed when i googled my own and found out i had missed it by like 2 months.

(if you missed yours too, no worries, we both get another chance to celebrate 15,000 at 41. Unfortunately you will be 54 years old before you are 20,000 days old, at which point we will have overthrown the concept of linear time anyway)

life is very cute, and you have struggled a very long time to be here, and i love you. sometimes i think we need to invent our reasons for celebration. maybe today you are 10,345 days old. or 12,345. or 8,435. maybe u should just celebrate because it is a weekday, and those are hard days. i love u , light a candle and blow it out. i'm proud of you for staying.

[obeliskandmetronome]

[raqhaelia-deactivated20241212]

“The Flinch” by Julien Smith

[deanwinchesterapologist]

i hate this popular sentiment that's like "nobody cares about your baby" "nobody cares what you had for dinner" "nobody cares about your spotify wrapped" like ok why are you on social media following people whose lives you don't care about. there's an easy fix for that