"charlie knuckles plays the dirty game"

the chaotic charlize theron blog • used to be megloveslokitooomuch until tumblr fucked up and i had to start over :/

[megalooola]

guys i went from almost 200 followers to 4 and i’m not saying i’m ungrateful to the 4 of y’all, but dayum i miss the notes :’(

[whitetyger123]

Andy is older than the pyramids, that's so crazy. I can just see Nile getting excited, like "So how did they do it? What's the answer?" And Andy just shrugs like "How should I know? I'm not a builder. One day I went to Egypt and there they were!" "You didn't ask anybody?!" "I was in the middle of a war, Nile, I wasn't about to ask for construction tips."

[megalooola]

headcanon andy was always in the wrong place at the wrong time and every time nile asks about an important historical event, she just shrugs and goes “it was just a normal day for me”. “i was fighting wars”. “i was severely hungover”.

nonchalant uncaring andy but for shits and giggles

[kurtsvonneslut]

actually now i’m curious

which “writing sin” appears most in your work?

generous, uninhibited use of adjectives

commas, semicolons; em dashes — i will end before this sentence does,

single-handedly paving the road to hell with my adverb usage

sentence fragments. fuck a subject. fuck a predicate.

“i love untagged dialogue.” “how do you know who’s talking?” “that’s the fun!”

quite a bit of my work is written in the passive voice.

my mission: to boldly split infinitives no man has split before

other (discussion in the tags)

nuance/bald/vanilla extract/jared, 19 button

Voting ended onDec 26, 2024

[megalooola]

curse the split infinitives

[luckydiorxoxo]

Charlize Theron attends the 2024 Baby2Baby Gala

[andyandromache]

thinking about him 😳🥺🥰

[alwaysalreadyangry]

in my opinions the dreams that the old guard have of each other are one of the most interesting and important parts of the whole story… it’s so mythic & magical in a way that links back to things like gilgamesh. and it contrasts so well with the way that the characters change with the times/the way that we meet them presenting as contemporary, modern people. but there is no rational explanation for them or for what they see and how they live; they are myth, walking, living, dreaming.

[some-charlize-theron]

Charlize Theron

[shaftking]

Ao3 is actually massively culturally important and very very good at being what it is. I’m so serious when I say that ao3 needs to be protected as the anti censorship, by fans for fans, nonprofit, volunteer run, expertly designed archival site that it is. You don’t have to read or like fanfiction to understand that on principle, ao3 is a site that should be defended.

[hesnotmy]

X don’t kill me /o\

[derwunschpunsch-deactivated2023]

Furiosa

[riveramorylunar]

God she's so fucking hot!!!!

[nicolodigenovas]

The Old Guard Family + popular text posts & tweets - part 24: LYDE’S 3K VERY BELATED CELEBRATION 🥰

Under the cut, some of the people who make my days procrastinating on tumblr so fun. Thank you all for the support, the tags, the laughs, and especially for your incredible creations. This is not only for those who love tog, I'll soon be back to making grishaverse edits, promise! thank you to everyone really! Love u 💕

In no particular order, non comprehensive list of mutuals and friends and everything in between:

@toofastandtoofurious @nicolos @pierremichelofavignon @spacegirlsgang @nilefreemans @rosesau @polarcell @hazelnut-not-walnut @squeeful @cantteachanoldguardnewquotes @raedear @andtheywerecocaptains @kate-sheffield @regina-del-cielo @einsteinapproved @deus-ex-moshina @alkaysani @nico-di-genova @nicelytousled @yogurtfordinner @nonbinary-nicolo @non-un-topo @benkenvbi @squish-e @brie-on-bread @joenicky @tovezza @niccolos @sheafrotherdon @luminarai @prose-n-scripts @just-a-dreamer-x @shinylightblue @rafael-silva @niccolodigenova @merlinn @lucres @pinesboi @userbuckaroo @mure-sauvage @itsanidiom @joeandnicky @gallifreyburning @flyingdonuuts @conans-folk @scimitar-and-longsword @scorpiopropaganda aaaaand I hit the limit of mentions >.<

[illegal-heartbreaker]

my psych knows about my obsession with middle age actresses/singers and so we talk about them instead of working on my shit mental health, but it makes me happy so who cares? <3

[megalooola]

literally

[passed-out-real]

Charlize Theron Filmography Part 1

2 Days in the Valley (1996)

Mighty Joe Young (1998)

The Cider House Rules (1999)

The Curse of the Jade Scorpion (2001)

The Italian Job (2003)

Monster (2003)

Head in the Clouds (2004)

Æon Flux (2005)

Hancock (2008)

The Burning Plain (2008)

[reallyndacarter]

It's June 1. It's time.

Go be gay.

[megalooola]

accurate @cantteachanoldguardnewquotes ;)

[some-charlize-theron]

Charlize Theron