Can I Help You Find Anything?

I'm a nerd who works in a grocery store. These are my stories.

[megandalek]

Please don't ask me to come down on the price of something I've made in floral. The answer is no, the answer will always be no, and if you keep asking I'll raise the price.

[incognito-insomniac]

[megandalek]

I've never seen so many angry fat people in my whole life.

[megandalek]

You know it's going to be a bad work day when people are asking you questions before you even get inside the store.

[megandalek]

When working for the public, you have to pretend that you don't have a window or common sense. People will say things like:"It sure is hot outside!"

"Gosh it's cold!"

"Did you know it's raining"

Now, I appreciate the attempt at small talk. Hell, I appreciate that they acknowledged the cashier at all. However, every time someone says something like this I have to keep from saying:

"I don't understand why it's so hot, I mean it's June!"

"Imagine that in winter."

"No sir, I couldn't see the rain through the huge window we have here on the front end of the store."

It sure does get old talking about the weather 100+ times a day.

[klingenblerg-blog]

[ship-from-shipping-and-receiving]

#TENNANT OUT BITCH

[castielloveshumanity-deactivate]

best exit in television history

[megandalek]

Talking to Myself

I hate when a customer comes to my register and ignores me when i ask how they are doing. Bitch, you're lucky I spoke to you at all.

[megandalek]

Today at Work

It's been snowing and sleeting on and off the past few days. The grocery store I work in is out of the normal things like bread, milk and eggs. We're also out of ramen, dog food, and chicken. What the fuck do these people think happens when it snows?