Wait, What?

lot of stuff, little organization. barista, apprentice mechanic, writer, reader, martial artist, lover of random things.

[linderlost]

I used to think that adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong.

as it turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently, all the time, forever

[jcgreen72]

Confirmed

[weloveshortvideos]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Spooning is out, spatulaing is the next big trend. Slide up behind your partner and then launch them out of bed

[fuks]

[hargrimm]

No video game I’ve ever played has made me more angry than mini-golf

[flatluigi]

that was shockingly graceful

[drovie]

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

[drovie]

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

[afkland]

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

[drovie]

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

[misandryprime-deactivated201903]

This is the second time I’ve seen this on my dash, and it’s still adorable.

[thequarkside]

That really is a mighty big volcano you have there, Mars.

[hyperactivebookworm01]

I think I accidentally gave myself a hickey.

My sister, at 11:30pm after at least 20 minutes of complete silence from her side of the room.

[jamiatt-deactivated20201227]

oh my god

[overnightmask]

delete the rest of the internet and leave only this video

[trcinwreck-deactivated20170617]

this made my day

[florenceandthepoutine]

cute new co-worker is super cute and this is a problem.

[florenceandthepoutine]

no, june 2014 me, it is not a problem!!! bc you are in love now!! and have an apartment in philly and a fat cat and make mexican food all the time!!!!!! dreams come true!!!!!

[florenceandthepoutine]

AND NOW YOU TWO ARE ENGAGED. EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL. 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[technicolorsunrise]

I LOVE THIS !!!! SCREAMING !!!! I LOVE LOVE

[physticuffs]

Silat instructor to class: You cannot do these moves with tense shoulders.

*stares at me pointedly*

[astoundly]

[pardonmewhileipanic]

LOL true

[thatsthat24]

Hearing you love onion rings was unfortunate. How can I trust someone who likes onion rings

What in the world have onion rings ever done to you? Look, if you don’t like it, then you don’t have to put a ring on it. AN ONION RING.

[hyperactivebookworm01]

Or we could just trade books for the rest of our lives and pretend that we don't visit each other at work and that neither of us get all blushy when we talk

[coluring]

there is nothing I want more in life than to be a part of this

[itsagifnotagif]

I quite like my glasses though Snapchat: itsagifnotagif

[geekstudio]

Dragonfruit Drellie | Plushie PeachSeas.com

[hyperactivebookworm01]

MAI-BRITT LOOKIE

[sheldontinydino]

Captivating performance 10/10