Megan

I'm just a 28 year old who likes Supernatural, The Sims, Harry Potter, Marvel and Disney stuff. I drink way too much coffee and read too many shitty books and fall in love with people I shouldn't. I'm ordained, bitch.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[tinykryptonitewerewolf-deactiva]

Not willing to risk it

[coley0823-deactivated20260323]

Sorry guys, but I can’t risk it. Got too much going on that I’d rather not risk failure.

[bluesteelstan]

# going into friday like…

[slutforbuckybarnes-deactivated2]

Character dies

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Character dies in Supernatural

Me: Meh, they’ll be back

[erajunex]

𝘏𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘦, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘤𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨.

[overevans]

🥵🥵🥵🥵

[meganelaine1998]

@mmbashyrascaonyx won't let me divorce her. Hoe I want my divorce.

[mmbashyrascaonyx]

Nah.

[meganelaine1998]

Imma get that divorce and take all yo money. Be ready hoe. I'm comin for ya.

[meganelaine1998]

@mmbashyrascaonyx claims we got divorced over dino nuggets and then remarried but I don't remember this. Therefore I am requesting a formal divorce from her. Thanks.

[meganelaine1998]

Ight I remember the proposal now but I still want my divorce as you ate dino nuggets without me today.

[meganelaine1998]

@mmbashyrascaonyx divorce me hoe

[college-quotes]

Student 1: I owe the university so much that I don't know if I'll be able to come back after next semester.

Student 2: Maybe try sucking the dean's dick? He's not that bad looking.

Student 1: I don't actually know what he looks like.

Student 2: *looks up a photo and shows it to Student 1*

Student 1: I mean, he's not ugly.

Student 3: That moment when you seriously consider sucking the dean's dick to continue your education.

[gunggaygirl]

of course you love the concept of “found family” you dumb slut, you’re gay

[hypeaholic]

[iraffiruse]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[botanize]

[khemicalvex]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[weheartchrisevans]

[weheartchrisevans]

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

I can’t believe this actually worked

[twitblr]

Real Friends Would Understand Why They Haven’t Reached Out or Not Hold It Against You

[in-burning-red]

This is such a mood.