[dankmemeuniversity]

[titkoks]

[funny-tik-toks]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kineticpenguin]

[babyanimalgifs]

“Dad wait, I’m coming!" 

(Source)

[memewhore]

[omnybus]

I wonder a fairy’s ability to steal names can be counteracted with a “who’s on first” joke

[omnybus]

“May I have your name, mortal?”

“What”

“I said, may I have your name?”

“What”

“What is your name?”

“Yes”

“Your name is yes?”

“No, What’s my name”

“THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW”

[pwbi]

I don’t know, but I love the headcannon of it

[the-drunk-game-master-deactivat]

just give em your gamertag.

[pwbi]

Cool idea, but idk…

I feel like that could still have *some* weight to it

[hmaitla]

“Ok, can I have your friends name?”

“Yes.”

“Ok, what’s his name?”

“Who.”

“Your best friend.”

“Yes.”

“Is your best friend’s name yes too?”

“No.”

“Then what is it?”

“Who.”

“Your best friend?”

“Yes.”

“What’s your best friend’s name?”

“No.”

“Who?”

“That’s it.”

“WHO’S YOUR BEST FRIEND??”

“Yes.”

“AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!”

[omnybus]

“Well what’s your brother’s name?”

“Why”

“I JUST THOUGHT I’D ASK!”

“Well I just thought I’d tell ya”

[probablyevilrpgideas]

D&D Party who does this to a fae

[animusrox]

Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[toastbutteregg]

[stimman4000]

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[ofcabbagezandkingz]

[heatandapathy]

"Oh, that's pretty nice. And it looks like something I could dra-"

[thetattedstoner]

Witchcraft

[huffylemon]

[house-ad]

[INSERT BODY COPY HERE]

[fatefulfindings]

sorry to my followers but i want ppl in the notes to see that this company will not hesitate to give your private journals to the government and cops

and also they're lying bc they have several ad campaigns that are very well polished, they are just testing a new form of "relatable" marketing to get people to like them. unfortunately it seems to be working.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[evilrashida]

two tickets to the barbie movie please

[ouijawaydidhego]

As someone who was a Barbie-welding child in the 90s, I am not only here for this, but I am pretty sure my Barbie closet had an outfil almost exactly like this.

[5149eszter]

Jesus this looks perfect

[memewhore]

[newtkins]

what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases at once

[newtkins]