Sydney Comedy Gems

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"I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."

Mae West in I’m No Angel (1933)

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When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Mae West

Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/m/mae_west.html#DRc3dFVI6oue1G2S.99

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The lovely and unique comedic talents of Alice Fraser.

http://alicecomedyfraser.com/

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The road to the Sydney Writers Festival.

http://www.swf.org.au/

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Two elderly women are at Catskill Mountains resort and one says to the other: "the food in this place is really terrible!" And the other one says: "yeah I know, and such small portions.

Woody Allen (from the motion picture Annie Hall)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrxlfvI17oY

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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

Joan Rivers

Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/j/joan_rivers.html#Apsy0xYQTXemIlul.99

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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.

Phyllis Diller

Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/p/phyllis_diller.html#WwhMihqUBHSwBI0o.99

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Royal Arcade Melbourne -- Melbourne comedy capital of the world! A great place for a holiday!

http://www.thatsmelbourne.com.au/Placestogo/MelbourneLandmarks/Historic/Pages/6061.aspx

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Laura Davis at the Friend in Hand, Sydney.

http://bootlegcomedy.com.au/perthtalent/lauradavis

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Union Lane Melbourne -- Comedy capital of the world.

http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=union%20lane%20melbourne

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Dave Eastgate at the Friend in Hand -- my idol!

http://amicinhand.com/

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Josh Mapleston at the Lybrary, comedy room Sydney.

http://comedyonedge.com/

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I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Bill Cosby

Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/b/bill_cosby.html#mK0TMAOzVVOLLtio.99

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Michael Workman at the Friend in Hand. He's a genius!

https://www.facebook.com/officialmichaelworkman

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I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.

Lucille Ball

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/l/lucillebal384638.html

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Imaan Hadchiti - someone to look up to -- and a chick magnet it seems.

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Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.

Don Adams

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/d/don_adams.html#LGevgYkOR0zD4vLH.99