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Broken Mirror (sequel to my other WKM fic) Damien/Reader
@dorkstache @malfoviing @blue-greenstylinson THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT ARE YOU HAPPY NOW ( @emo-salt you might wanna see this too)
It’s an odd sensation, not having to breathe. Well, really dying in general had been quite strange. It had all happened so suddenly, the gunshot, the Colonel’s horrified face, the fall, and then… this.
You’re surrounded by nothingness. Distorted voices whisper in your ear, phantom hands pulling at your clothes. Mark’s corpse falls in front of you, and you feel nothing.
It’s not fair, is it?
Fair? No, it’s not fair. You still don’t even know what’s going on, or why.
No, it’s not fair.
Two figures shimmer into existence in front of you, as if the shadows had opened up to let them through. On the left stands Celine, cast in a red glow. Damien is next to her, surrounded by a soft blue light, and your heart suddenly revolts against the imprisonment of your ribcage.
Even with what the groundskeeper had said, you’d hoped against hope that Damien was okay. It seemed that was all in vain.
What had he done to deserve this? What had you done to deserve this?
It’s not fair.
“He took everything from us.” Damien speaks, and he’s as angry as you’ve ever seen him. Something about this is unsettling, but you choose to ignore it. “He trapped us in here with this broken shell and no way out.”
“It’s true,” Celine says, “This whole time I thought it was the house, but I never thought he’d fall this far.”
“And we played right into his hands. He’d been planning this for years, and now that son of a bitch is out there, walking around in my body.”
“Damien we can’t do this right now.” Celine turns to face Damien, then back to you. “Look, I know you have questions, and I can’t answer everything right now. Just know that Mark took everything from us for his twisted quest of vengeance, but death does not mean the same thing here.”
Your head spins. That isn’t possible, dead is dead. Right?
No, something purrs in your ear. It’s less of a voice and more of a feeling, wrapping itself around you like velvet. Not quite.
“What Celine means by that is, this doesn’t have to be the end.” Damien’s calmer now, more like you’re used to seeing him, and your heart breaks a little more. “You’re trapped in here just the same as us, but your body, broken as it may be, it’s still out there.”
“Mark’s not the only one who can use this place to his benefit. The same way that I brought you here is the same way that I can send you back.”
You can go back. Of course, that’s what Mark did, isn’t it? You can use that power too. You can fix everything.
You can make it right.
“But you can’t survive on your own, you’re dead after all.” A chill runs down your spine. “Our friend the Colonel saw to that.”
“You can’t blame him,” it seems Celine’s affection still lingers, even after everything that had happened, “honestly he’s a good man, but he’s dangerous now.”
“I know this all sounds crazy. Honestly I don’t understand what the fuck is going on, but I know that I trust Celine, and if you trust us, just let me in, and we can fix this, together.”
Something inside you screams that this is a bad idea, but this is Damien. There’s no one you trust more than him. Damien had told you once that there’s no one he’d rather have at his side than you, and you know there’s nowhere you’d rather be than beside him. You trust him, hell, you love him. Recently, it had seemed that maybe…
But no, Mark had taken that away too now. It’s not fair.
“I won’t force this on you.” Celine holds out her hands. “You have a choice here. Just know that this is the only way that you can escape.”
Something inside you screams that this is a bad idea, and you ignore it. You nod.
“Just relax.”
“This’ll work, I promise,” Damien says, and you believe him.
You open your eyes, staring up at the ceiling as the world comes into focus. Red and blue flashes around your vision, the same colors Celine and Damien had been in the void. You’re aware of their presence alongside your own. There’s something else there too, or at least, you think there is. It’s hard to be sure, and you decide not to focus on it.
The Colonel is sitting across the room, watching you in confusion as you sit up. You flinch away from him, and he hurriedly reassures you that it’s okay. Watching in silence as he tries to make sense of what had happened, you can see your new friend slipping further away.
He leaves the room, calling out for Damien and Celine, and you can feel their grief now too. The Colonel is blissfully unaware of what the three of you have become. As he walks out, he leaves Damien’s cane on the hallway table.
You walk over to pick it up, still adjusting to the feeling of sharing your body. Your neck hurts, you realize. It feels… wrong.
As you stretch out your hand to pick up the cane, your hand seems to glitch and morph. You realize it’s no longer your hand, and panic clutches you. Against your will, you look into the mirror.
Your world flips, too quick to process. You’re no longer looking into the mirror, but rather out of it. Something is very, very wrong.
You stare back at the thing looking into the mirror. It looks like Damien, but you know better. He- they- look at you, and the mirror shatters, sending cracks of static through your world. The sadness in their eyes is almost unbearable, but it’s nothing compared to the feeling of betrayal lodged in your chest.
Sadness quickly turns to anger, pure unbridled rage, and then you’re alone.
Damien had told you once that there’s no one he’d rather have at his side than you. You feel a gaping hole where your heart had once been.
You slam your fists against the inside of the mirror until they bleed, crying and screaming yourself hoarse. You just want him to come back, tell you he had meant those things he’d said, not so long ago.
But you’re alone.
It’s not fair.
You’re alone, and you will be forever. Now you know better. There wouldn’t be a happy ending. It had all been a lie, after all.
THIS IS AMAZING AND IT HURTS AAHHHHH
This made me so happy XDD I love Game Grumps
Don’t imagine
Don’t imagine blushing and stumbling over words as you ask Damien to teach you how to dance. Don’t imagine Damien chuckling at how awkward you look, before answering with, “Of course! I can’t have my date stumbling over their feet!” and dragging you with him. Don’t imagine Damien finding an old empty building just for the two of you. Don’t imagine stumbled over your feet or stepping on Damien’s feet as you blurt out “I’m sorry!” Don’t imagine Damien laughing softly, pulling you closer, muttering “it’s okay”
Don’t imagine Damien scowling you for looking at your feet. Don’t imagine Damien lifting your chin to focus on him. Don’t imagine getting lost in his eyes as you two practically glide around the room. Don’t imagine jumping and cheering in triumph after you finally to the whole dance without stepping on Damien’s toes. Don’t imagine hugging Damien tightly, him returning the hug just as tight.
*Now*
Don’t imagine figuring out how to control things on your side of the mirror. Don’t imagine blasting the song you and Damien danced too, it echoing through the mirror, bouncing through the halls, alerting the other egos. Don’t imagine Wilford bursting into Dark’s, shouting about a mirror blasting music. Don’t imagine Dark following an excited Wilford and finding the mirror. Don’t imagine Dark freezing when he hears the music and turning to escape back to his room. Don’t imagine Dark spotting dancing the mirror with the ghost of his pass self, laughing, smiling and just looking into each other’s eyes. Don’t imagine that for the first time in forever, Dark cries.
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This.. this hurt. It hurt so good though.
stars!
THIS IS SO AWESOME
Glossaryck has six fingers and seems to have some kind of connection with Star’s magical book of spells. mmmh. Six fingers. Book full of supernatural bullshit. MMMMMMMH.
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Here are the boyyys! <3 Two happy, old men enjoying the sunset. ^^
Hope you like it! <3
This is friggin amazingly beautiful!!! <3 I love it!
here’s some burning sage to cleanse ur blog of bad energies
why is this making me feel so much better
I reblog this at least once a week haha ^.^
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Cooper/Audrey, #22 *cackles*
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things you said after it was over
“It wasn’t really him though.”
She mumbles it, almost like she’s talking to herself, but they’re the only two left in the cemetery, the only two still remaining at Leland’s headstone (Sarah has already been ushered into a black vehicle to take her away, far away) so he knows he’s meant to hear it.
“What do you mean?”
“I mean, I’ve known Mr. Palmer all my life. And he loved Laura. Treated her well. Not like…”
Ben Horne.
“…some other fathers. It just doesn’t make sense.”
Audrey, despite what her family, has done to her, still wants, no, needs the world to not be bad. That somewhere deep in its core, the world is still inherently, justly, good. She sniffs, a little too hard for it to be fake, and Cooper reaches out and takes her hand in his. Her palm is hot and sweaty.
Do your palms ever itch?
“Audrey, there are things in this world that are good, and things in this world that are bad. But most of all, the world is a confusing place, and it’s difficult to find all the answers. I had trouble finding all the answers,” he says, nodding towards the fresh mound of dirt.
She gives her head a little shake. “I don’t believe that.” It’s spoken with a smile.
“Why is that hard to believe? I’m just one man, Audrey.”
She turns to face him, and he’s reminded of another funeral, another dead girl (the first one) and even though she hasn’t aged, she seems years older. There’s wisdom in her eyes, and knowing in the turn of her lips.
“You?” Her teeth are gleaming in the sunlight. “No, Special Agent Cooper, you’re not just one man. You’re a force of nature.”
Pray with me
My mom is so sick, you guys. She’s throwing up and not sleeping, she’s in pain... I thought I had stopped believing in God, but I didn’t. I was afraid to believe because I let others influence me. Now, as myself, I do believe. I believe not in the vengeful God that other Christians believe in, but in a benevolent Father, who teaches us to love and care for our fellow men and women.
In the name of that God, please, I beg of you all. Pray for my family. Pray for my mother to get well. Use any means necessary - prayer, witchcraft, even visualizing and sending good vibes our way. Anything. Even a two second “God, please help and protect the Starkes family.” It all counts, it’s all welcome and appreciated. Help us. Please.
Let me tell you a thing or two about hurricane Patricia
Okay you guys must not even heard about this hurricane about to hit Mexico but if you have you might be thinking “oh well it’s not that bad”
Let me start with this:
you see the one on the left? that’s Katrina. I’m also pretty sure we all know how that turned out.
see the one on the right? Well that’s Patricia. And I have front seat tickets to live that shit.
you see that white/gray thing? well my city is under that. My whole state disspaeared under that big ass cloud.
This is the biggest storm ever on the history of earth.
We are under lockdown. They are sending us to shelters. The rain is getting harder and not even the government wants to tell us how bad it is.
I have family living right by the shore and they still think that it’s not that bad but now I know that I might not see them ever again.
I’m not asking you to pray or to send help but I just wanted everyone to know how bad things are. And I don’t care if this is just a shout into the void I just felt like this needed to be said because I see that no one cares. You might think that it’s not your country so it’s not your problem but oh man how wrong can someone be. A lot of people are going to die today. Maybe my family or even me but I just need people to care. This is not about fandoms but it’s about people, and I think that’s even more important than which ship is the best.
There should be a YouTube video, "Mothers Reacting to Sons' Tinder Messages"
omg yes
Not to sound like a mega asshat, but shut up about 9/11. I get that it’s literally plastered into our ignorant American minds to feel completely devastated over this event that affects only a small portion of us, and it feels so GREAT to feel like America is some kind of martyr underneath the rest of the world’s feet, but get a grip. 9/11 was awful. It was terrible. It deserves reverence, but what are we doing at this point? Other countries in this world have their own 9/11 EVERY DAY. In some countries, the debris and the bombs raining from the sky is never ending. In some countries, it is nearly impossible to have a body count because the bodies keep on piling up non stop. In some countries, you have to run away to get away from the constant carnage and the threat of death and injury constantly following you everywhere you go. In some countries, if you try to fucking run away you get MURDERED. America’s “terrorism” problem is hardly shit compared to the rest of the world. Jerking off to our own self pity will do nobody good. Maybe instead of constantly fucking mourning 9/11, we should look at how lucky we are that we don’t have to deal with this often. Maybe we should help people from other countries like Syria out. They need it much more than we need constant reverence for an event that happened 14 years ago.
Okay, so not only are you from fucking Texas, but you were three when it happened. You have no idea what it was like, do you? Just because people have the fucking audacity to still be upset about a pretty big tragedy all these years later despite the fact that other bad shit is happening now doesn’t give you the right to police who’s allowed to be upset about what.
My dad was across the damn street that day. He could have died, but he didn’t. Family members of friends of mine weren’t so lucky. Have some respect, you clueless little child.
Jesus christ this wasnt directed at those affected by it. Yes i live in TX. Fucking cry about it. I sure do. Especially bc im gay as fuck amd a trans dude LOLOLOLOL
What does anything have to do with your gender identity or your sexuality? You want to play that game? I’m a cisgender bisexual female who was 8 at the time and I still remember the bone-deep terror I felt that day. Telling anyone to “get over it” is rude and insensitive and I don’t give half a fuck what gender or sexuality you are.
Not to sound like a mega asshat, but shut up about 9/11. I get that it’s literally plastered into our ignorant American minds to feel completely devastated over this event that affects only a small portion of us, and it feels so GREAT to feel like America is some kind of martyr underneath the rest of the world’s feet, but get a grip. 9/11 was awful. It was terrible. It deserves reverence, but what are we doing at this point? Other countries in this world have their own 9/11 EVERY DAY. In some countries, the debris and the bombs raining from the sky is never ending. In some countries, it is nearly impossible to have a body count because the bodies keep on piling up non stop. In some countries, you have to run away to get away from the constant carnage and the threat of death and injury constantly following you everywhere you go. In some countries, if you try to fucking run away you get MURDERED. America’s “terrorism” problem is hardly shit compared to the rest of the world. Jerking off to our own self pity will do nobody good. Maybe instead of constantly fucking mourning 9/11, we should look at how lucky we are that we don’t have to deal with this often. Maybe we should help people from other countries like Syria out. They need it much more than we need constant reverence for an event that happened 14 years ago.
Okay, so not only are you from fucking Texas, but you were three when it happened. You have no idea what it was like, do you? Just because people have the fucking audacity to still be upset about a pretty big tragedy all these years later despite the fact that other bad shit is happening now doesn’t give you the right to police who’s allowed to be upset about what.
My dad was across the damn street that day. He could have died, but he didn’t. Family members of friends of mine weren’t so lucky. Have some respect, you clueless little child.
Hair Talk!
Hey everyone,
so lately, if you didn’t already know, I’ve been trying to grow my hair longer and faster. I’m sure many of you can relate to the feeling of waiting impatiently for those extra inches of length at the ends of your hair or maybe (like me) you’re growing out a colour and want that natural colour to come back as soon as possible!
So I decided to compile a list of things that I have been trying or things that have been recommended to me by friends or other bloggers or family members.
Patience! This is the key thing in terms of hair growth. The average person’s hair grows only about half an inch (or a centimetre and a quarter) each month, so chances are you’ll just have to wait for those luscious locks to grow healthily.
A well balanced diet - it may seem terribly obvious, but eating well and drinking enough water are so important for hair growth. Try to eat lots of protein because protein helps growth and repair all over that body, not just the hair follicles. Water is also a key element in hair growth. If you are not hydrated then your body has to work overtime to keep functioning, leaving no spare energy for hair growth (or at least that’s my theory). Try to have at least eight 250ml/ half pint glasses of water a day and you will feel the benefits of it.
Products Or lack of products, I should say. It is vital when growing out your hair to let it be itself, don’t try to use a whole string of unnecessary products just because they received five stars in a magazine or because they smell nice. If you do need to use products to tame wild hair, try more natural products such as oils or aloe vera. Coconut oil and argan oil are the most highly praised oils for helping hair to be replenished after long periods of damage. Jojoba oil is also extremely popular.
Vitamins or supplements - taking a vitamin B complex or biotin helps to keep hair healthy and produce more hair overall. Vitamins A, C, D and E are also vital to hair health so head down to your local heath food shop and ask them for advice too! And try to get these vitamins in food too, the nutritional values are written on the packaging, and if you’re still not sure, use the internet to help you.
I also want to give recognition to the YouTube videos that I have watched and learned lots from about hair and hair growth:
Cait Barker (x)
Emma Blackery/ boxes of foxes (x)
Evin Yalcin (x)
MayBaby (x) (x)
Sierra Marie Makeup (x)
Lucy’s Corsetry (x)
So I hope you get some inspiration or advice that you never got before from these videos, just like I did, and if you have any questions or want to join me in my quest for long hair then follow me on twitter or instagram or leave a comment!
Much love,
Jess. xo.
The signs as emotions people feel, but can't explain
Aries: Ambedo. A melancholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details — raindrops skittering down a window, tall trees leaning in the wind, clouds of cream swirling in your coffee — Briefly soaking in the experience of being alive, an act that is done purely for it's own sake.
Taurus: Nodus Tollens. The realization that the plot of your life doesn't make sense to you any more — that although you thought you were following the arc of the story, you keep finding yourself immersed in passages you don’t understand, that don’t even seem to belong in the same genre — which requires you to go back and reread the chapters you had originally skimmed to get to the good parts, only to learn that all along you were supposed to choose your own adventure.
Gemini: Kairosclerosis. The moment you realize that you’re currently happy — consciously trying to savour the feeling —which prompts your intellect to identify it, pick it apart and put it in context, where it will slowly dissolve until it’s little more than an after-taste.
Cancer: Sonder. The unexplainable feeling of neither sadness nor happiness, but the realization that every stranger around you, whether on the streets or in pictures, has a live as vivid and complex as your own.
Leo: Nighthawk. A recurring thought that only seems to strike you late at night—an overdue task, a nagging guilt, a looming and shapeless future—that circles high overhead during the day, that pecks at the back of your mind while you try to sleep, that you can successfully ignore for weeks, only to feel its presence hovering outside the window, waiting for you to finish your coffee, passing the time by quietly building a nest.
Virgo: Catoptric Tristesse. The sadness that you’ll never really know what other people think of you, whether good, bad or if at all — that although we reflect on each other with the sharpness of a mirror, the true picture of how we’re coming off somehow reaches us softened and distorted, as if each mirror was preoccupied with twisting around, desperately trying to look itself in the eye.
Libra: Vellichor. The strange wistfulness of used book stores, which are somehow infused with the passage of time — filled with thousands of old books you’ll never have time to read, each of which is itself locked in its own era, bound and dated and papered over like an old room the author abandoned years ago, a hidden annex littered with thoughts left just as they were on the day they were captured.
Scorpio: Monachopsis. The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place, as maladapted to your surroundings as a seal on a beach — lumbering, clumsy, easily distracted, huddled in the company of other misfits, unable to recognize the ambient roar of your intended habitat, in which you’d be fluidly, brilliantly, effortlessly at home.
Sagittarius: Kenopsia. The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that’s usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet—a school hallway in the evening, an unlit office on a weekend, vacant fairgrounds—an emotional after image that makes it seem not just empty but hyper-empty, with a total population in the negative, who are so conspicuously absent they glow like neon signs.
Capricorn: Mauerbauertraurigkeit. The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like—as if all your social taste buds suddenly went numb, leaving you unable to distinguish cheap politeness from the taste of genuine affection, unable to recognize its rich and ambiguous flavours, its long and delicate maturation, or the simple fact that each tasting is double-blind.
Aquarius: Xeno. The smallest measurable unit of human connection, typically exchanged between passing strangers—a flirtatious glance, a sympathetic nod, a shared laugh about some odd coincidence — moments that are fleeting and random but still contain powerful emotional nutrients that can alleviate the symptoms of feeling alone.
Pisces: Mahpiohanzia. The disappointment of being unable to fly, unable to stretch out your arms and vault into the air, having finally shrugged off the ballast of your own weight and ignited the fuel tank of unfulfilled desires you've been storing up since before you were born.
Okay I know I really shouldn’t laugh at this because he’s a deranged psycho but LMFAO I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING MY SIDES HURT