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[krillex-deactivated20130910]

i just picked up one of the road paint things off the ground reality is definitely falling apart

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’m going to live forever or die trying.

[beben-eleben]

Relationship Goals

[ruinedchildhood]

[iraffiruse]

[myed89]

I do what I want

[kasueli]

You do not control me!

[sherlockedbadwolf24601-deactiva]

Can we talk about how much freaking effort it took for that diver to get into all of that gear just to take that stupid picture in the hot tub? You’re all fucking losers and I love you

[opaldreamcave]

I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase “the customer is always right” because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time.

[trashedtroubadour]

“I want the tacos with the hard shells” Me:“ ma'am we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have a soft flour tortilla or soft corn tortilla” “Oh. Then I want the corn. Those are the hard shell ones right?” Me:“no, ma'am, we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have flour or corn tortillas” “Flour or corn? So…which ones are the hard ones?” -.-.-.- “Hey the lettuce from the salad bar doesn’t taste right.” “Uh sir we don’t have a salad bar. That’s the decorative kale for our salsa bar. It’s not meant to be eaten” “Well if it’s not meant to be eaten why are you serving it?!” “Sir, it’s decorative. We aren’t serving it.” -.-.-.- “What’s this extra charge on my receipt? Why are you charging me extra? I demand to talk to a manager!!” “Sir that’s the tax, it’s 5% in our state.” “No you’re trying to steal from me, I’ll have you fired!” “Sir, it says right there that it’s the tax.” -.-.-.-

[a-beauty-so-frightening]

Good god the list could go on forever

[thebestoftumbling]

girls teaching dog to bounce on mattress 

[poser-in-a-parkuhh]

Love it!

[kaldannan]

This is so precious.

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

when someone takes a drink of your food without your permission

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

i have made a mistake

[van-der-lind]

“God would never put a female soul in a male body because He never makes mistakes” Excuse me? God literally was so embarrassed by his human creations that he destroyed the entire earth in a flood leaving only one guy’s family and a bunch of animals stuck on a boat together. “God never makes mistakes” What on earth are you t a l k i n g about???

[numba1fanatic-deactivated201705]

the story of noah is literally god going “fuck this i’m starting over”

[notthegrouch]

the story even ends with “that flood was another mistake. shit. Here’s a rainbow as a promise that I’ll never do this shit again“

[ledamemangociana]

and even just the act of sparing jUST ONE FAMILY was a mistake coz how in the fuck was he expecting to repopulate the earth with just one family

[drybreadsticks]

PSSSSSST.

BERNIE SANDERS IS POLLING BETTER THAN THE TOP 3 REPUBLICANS NATIONALLY

BERNIE SANDERS IS THE ONLY CANDIDATE FROM BOTH PARTIES WHO HAS A FAVORABLE RATING IN THE EARLY VOTING STATES

BERNIE SANDERS IS ELECTABLE PASS IT ON

[pradabillie]

YAYAYYA BERNIE

[tenrose]

[ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa]

So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, “I mean no disrespect, but here—”

I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.

To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest,  ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”

THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.

[coldaethyl]

Reblogging because this is freakin’ important

[kyraneko]

The ability to politely and respectfully accept a “no” in response to your attempt to get with someone romantically or sexually ought to be considered the most basic social accomplishment for adults and a necessary prerequisite to being allowed in public unsupervised by a grownup.

[hippiehoetep]

imagine an entire room and it’s all bed

no floor, just bed

you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there

all is bed

[the-jedi-council]

god is real

[buglordsupreme]

????????????????????

[dioynsus]

i want that really cliché friend group who takes long drives together and takes pictures of each other when they’re not looking and goes on random picnics and visits museum together fuck i want it so bad where y’all at

[love-personal]

[p0werducky]

How MBTI Responds to Rudeness

Each type holds the door open for a stranger, who does not say thank you. Their responses:

ISTJ: Whispers “You suck, you know that?”

ISFJ: Shoots the person a dirty look, later writes a Tumblr post about this very specific and inconsequential event

INFJ: Is visibly upset, but reasons that the person might be having a bad day  

INTJ: Makes a mental note of the person… you know, just in case

ISTP: Couldn’t care less

ISFP: Considers what they would have done in that person’s shoes

INFP: Wonders how people could be so heartless, writes a poem about the incident 

INTP: Too caught up in their head to even notice what happened

ESTP: “YOU’RE WELCOME, ASSWIPE!”

ESFP: Annoyed for a minute, but sees something cool and forgets about it

ENFP: Appears fine and bubbly as usual, but is boiling inside

ENTP: Notices, but has never really paid attention to social conventions before, so why start now?

ESTJ: Goes into a rant about how their kids will never be so rude

ESFJ: Loudly says “you’re welcome,” feels bad immediately and wonders for the rest of the night if they were too rude 

ENFJ: Needs to talk out their feelings with a friend for several hours

ENTJ: Was probably the one who didn’t say thank you 

[p0werducky]

Your Type and Your Friends’ Types

I thought this could be an interesting way to look at how types and cognitive functions interact and get along.  Obviously there’s more to friendship than MBTI, but I think this is still worth considering.  Reblog with your type and the types of your closest friends/family members.  Also, if you want, include the genders of each person.

I’ll get the ball rolling.

Me: Male ISFJ

Closest Friends/Family: Female ISTJ (sister), male INTP, male ESTJ, female ENFP, male ENFJ

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me: male entp closest pals: female enfp, male intj, male entp (he acts a lot like infp tho), male infj, androgynous infp, family: mom is infp, sister is infj