Ass Acceleration Weapon

I'm the laziest tumblr blogger probably, in fact, im so lazy I won't even finish this sen

[elihec]

Naruto: *starts a running sequence in the forest* Me: OOO they’re about to explain something i could not infer with my own intelligence lets pay close attention

[honeybrowns]

Kakashi, between 20 second long leaps from one branch to the next: *goes over their mission in painful detail*

Naruto, also defying gravity: What-? I dont understand ttebayo! What does that mean????

Sakura, suddenly getting serious: *explains what Kakashi just said only with more emotional depth*

Naruto, finally touching down on a branch: *frowns off into the distance* Sasuke….

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[officialfist]

No I suppose not flying Riften Guardsman

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

what a flex

[zahnegott-lives]

dumb hick guard flexes on your bitch ass with forbidden telvanni magic

[peoplegettingreallymadatgames]

[yffresbeard]

help, ive daggerfallen and i cant get up

[daggerfall]

Wow the morrowind must be really strong for you to have daggerfallen over

[yffresbeard]

yeah i hammerfell pretty hard

[daggerfall]

Did you fall off of a High Rock or something?

[morrowinds]

skyrim

[jacobtheloofah]

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

[korratea]

remember that gif of mako wiping his forehead but someone edited it so he also wiped off his eyebrows

[owldee]

[mightymargaretofanjou]

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

[frankie-steins-leg]

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

[dcmultiverse]

First look at DC Universe’s SWAMP THING (2019–)

[anotherhorrorwhore]

[margesimpsoncosplayer]

[kortzite]

[b0ggyb1tch]

*places hand on the ground*

Something terrible happened here

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[spivity]

“Uncle, sit down”

-Sansa Stark

[tikattu]

dungeons are fun when you forget you’re on a low level. click for better quality since this hellsite ruins everything it touches.

[aloyssobek]

So el james’ new book is dragon age fanfic huh

[aloyssobek]

IM LAUGHING ITS TREVELYAN X LELIANA

[kingnoct]

[taragrimface]

i hate this i hate this i hate this what the FUCK IS GOING ON

[askthemwackyjohnjohns]

jojo fortnite

[dagenssvenska]

[creganstark]

I can’t breathe