is this thing on?

Dutch shipping trash   ❤

[animations-daily]

Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) • dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[funnytwittertweets]

[introvertedx10]

Find me in 6 months when I learn this again, because I'm also a dumb bitch

[lesb0]

actually THIS is the only good tiktok

[angelhive]

This is literally what it’s like

[vivy-nx]

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[animentality]

[albertcamusofficial]

[ohmyoverland]

my favorite part of glass onion is how mad Benoit Blanc gets when he realizes he’s not in an impossible mystery but in fact dealing with the dumbest string of blundered crimes ever committed

[death-limes]

my favorite counterpart to Yaoi Hands is Shoujo Legs

[starkillerrx]

[soberscientistlife]

[quinnick]

It’s that time of year again so here is your yearly reminder that the world isn’t ending and people don’t hate you. The sun is just setting at 6 pm.

[funnytwittertweets]

[phreak]

[bloodanddiscoballs]

[deathheaven-blog1]

[aiboumatsu]

[textsfromthetofu]

Wakfu + AO3 stuff (from @dear-ao3) Part 1/?