stay warm and cozy, be a scarf

Suzanne, 29 and a mess.

[uss-emberprise]

‘I shouldn’t have eaten that last pilot’ GUILLERMO 😭😭

[imgdist0000]

drawing people i see in the city (60/?)

[guerrillatech]

[aflo]

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

[truestoriesaboutme]

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

[terminallyonlinecat-deactivated]

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

[theswampghost]

you should NOT be at the club. you should be in the streets, june 5th, 1832, paris france. you should be building a barricade

[micahulrichdraws]

Vengeance. Forty new Limited Edition Prints are now available of her, each one hand-signed and numbered, while supplies last - only in my shop. 🤘

[irishkae]

[charl0ttan]

protip if youre growing up with an authority figure who freaks out on you when you fuck up you can learn to get preemptively anxious and stressed and then just keep doing that your whole life 👍

[horny-ravanark]

Shut up TwT

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

[probabilitydirigible]

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

[probabilitydirigible]

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

[thepageofhopes]

This has to be my favorite patch note ever

[festeredhearts]

can I talk to you in the woods about something

[mon3trs]

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[kateammann]

Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

[thememedaddy]

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[xenosagaepisodeone]

hey man i see the projector in your mind's eye casting the image of a beautiful self indulgent fantasy over my silhouette so i just wanted to remind you before you try any funny business that when its battery dies it's just going to be me here

[theinternetarchive]

nautilus reading lamp by tiffany glass and decorating company, new york city, united states c. 1899-1902.

[hotvampireadjacent]