Veronica Mars Starter Sentence Meme (Some NSFW)
Life’s a bitch until you die.
I hope we’re still friends after I taser you.
Well, if it isn’t Smokey the Barely Legal.
And you know what I won’t be having? Fun, fun, fun.
I’m sorry, we’re all out of liquid evil.
I’m going to run him over with my karma.
Oh, jump back, wild child!
Are you always this persnickety?
I’m guessing it involves autoeroticism.
The hero is the one that stays and the villain is the one that splits.
You can’t take the cool out of me.
Nice car. God, it must’ve been a huge cereal box.
Change has a way of just walking up and punching me in the face.
My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served.
“Anthropomorphic.” All yours, big guy.
Would you describe the sound as “Hitchcockian”?
And boom goes the dynamite.
Forbidden barn? Check. Implied polygamy? Check. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a cult.
You lie down with dogs, you’re gonna get fleas.
Just be glad I don’t flip my hair. I’d own you.
You stop dressing up like Little Bo Peep, he’ll stop peeking.
This mission better involve me seducing the head cheerleader.
You are going to be so popular in Hell.
And I’ll be over here chillin’ like a villain.
This isn’t a favor. It’s a job, you know. I mean, we’re not exchanging friendship bracelets.
Finally! A Deep Throat to call my own.
Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?
I read in FHM that boys like bare breasts.
Dream on, Jump Street, I’m not leaving you alone with her.
Much like fake boobs - great to look at, but they don’t do as much as you’d like them to.
Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!
How many episodes of NYPD Blue did you have to watch to get that finger tapping down?
Can’t you talk on the phone and paint your nails like other girls?
Seriously, why do birds suddenly appear every time you’re near?
The only way I’d ever make two grand in a week working at the Hut is if they installed a pole.
I got nothing but good sides, baby.
Oh, you’re being a jackass. It must be an even-numbered day. I do so prefer the odd-numbered days when you’re kissing my ass for a favor.
No way. Ashton Kutcher is hiding somewhere, right? Ashton, come out! You can’t get me that easy.
Oh, hello. Which one are you? Blinky? Humpty? Zorro?
Nobody likes a blonde in a hamster ball.
Thoughts of me? Hey, I get it. Sometimes I’m up all night, just thinkin’ about myself.
You must be on your way up to see Mopey.
I didn’t think there’d be air conditioning, but, other than that, this is pretty much how I pictured Hell.
The one they call Bootsy told me “no” and went on to suggest I perform sexual intercourse upon my own person.
No one writes songs about the ones that come easy.
I’m glad my misfortunes amuse you.
Let me remind you the prosecution has witnesses. The good kind - eyewitnesses.
This weekend, you and me are partying like Ozzy.
I’m just trying to figure out which Gilmore girl you are.
So this is staking out, huh? It looks sexier in the movies.
Did you watch House of Wax again? You know that Hilton girl gives you nightmares.
Wow, how Mission Impossible! I feel like at any moment, Tom Cruise is going to dangle from the ceiling on cables.
Which reminds me: can I borrow your copy of 101 Brooding Comments?
Hello, square one, nice to see you again.