Mego

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

*posts any picture*

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[huxnothugs]

[mego-mego]

Bowsette!!

I’m also on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MegoMyArto !!

[kaptainandy]

baby boomer: “you still on that damn computer?”

me:

[atarnishedcompass]

Friend: Wanna hang out tomorrow?

Me: I actually performed an Activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry

[descole-dead]

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

[drtanner]

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

[descole-dead]

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

[descole-dead]

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

[ghazal67]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this is literally how i dance

[askinfresh]

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

[excima]

she did that

[ushidoshi]

Good morning, Connor.

[rex-clypeus]

This cute family~~ ;3;

[herblesbians]

some trends i am really down for

being nice to people working in customer service

girls in thigh-highs

receiving $400,000

pasta

[socialpsychopathblr]

Theresa Fractale

[agrownupgeekgirl]

To be honest.. if more children were shown from birth that they are loved, cared for, and listened no matter their gender we might not have some of the problems we have now.  

[thebootydiaries]

when i catch myself lurking someone i’m supposed to be forgetting

[kirinoyurei-blog]

[weloveshortvideos]

The dolphin brought her phone back

[jigglyturk]

Dolphins are too good for this world 😭😭

[lostboyale]

awww baby 🐬

[assgod]

“it’s never gonna work again but thanks” lmfo

[writing-prompt-s]

The zombie outbreak started 2 years ago now you find yourself cornered by a decaying zombie when you do the unthinkable and bite it first when it falls to the floor and grows its skin back and sits up and asks what is going on

[writerlymagic]

This may be the best subversive idea for zombie apocalypse stories i think I’ve ever seen.

[xxbluandorangexx]

“How the fuck did you know that would work?”

“I didn’t, dude, I just fucking panicked.” 

[1995lahaine]

when the revolution begins and you have to shoot the fbi agent assigned to you