bainbridge.

[thecryptkeeper]

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

i forget about this post every time and every time it crosses my dash im just smacked with it again

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

i am on the FLOOR

[gendergenius]

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

happy pride month to the stupidest post on this site.

[rob-pattinson]

ROBERT PATTINSON Dior Homme Eau de Toilette › 2020

[nonbinannytranny]

I never got people having a crush on him until right now omg

[catchymemes]

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

[chinchela-art-deactivated202208]

This is so pure

[el-mapache-zurdo]

[aphextwinselectedambientworks]

This nigga from 1920 be living in 3020

[luvmangosdope]

Wow it makes so much sense tho..

[yesbitemeharder]

Why tf we ain’t got these?

[rooksandravens]

Give me the forbidden parallel parking tire!

[nat-portman]

lmao

[michellepsychologist]

Aww 😻😻😻

[wallisninety-six]

The Joy of Painting - Season 14, EP 7 “Windy Waves” (1988)

[tastefullyoffensive]

Plot twist. (via Jonny_Wags)

[netflix]

[niconiconiko]

yes

[meme-theft]

[christinecanigula-archive]

friendly reminder not to support john mulaney lmao

[christinecanigula-archive]

bringing this back because his delta airlines sketch is getting some notes again

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I never knew this

[justbreathelink]

omg this literally gave me a heart attack

[sailorslowbro]

Stranger Things s3 prediction:

The Monster™: *physically shows up*

Joyce Byers:

[kimreesesdaughter]

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

[alexbelvocal]

In Jesus name Amen 🙏🏾

[sophianwa-deactivated20171126]

I claim it this will happen to me 

[upjumpstheboogie]

🙌🏾

[justbreathelink]

i need this

[lyctorgideon]

asked a customer if he had a MyPanera card and he told me a “disreputable friend” of his stole all his rewards cards while he was in a year-long coma

[emmacharlottewatson]

NATALIA DYER // photoshoots

[girlkissershauna]

Millie Bobby Brown for L’Officiel Paris