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uterus culture is forgetting all the weird symptoms that come along with your period every month and wondering why you’re feeling some kind of way until you Realize

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Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century (1999)

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Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito

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hold up Danny DeVito directed the most influential film of my childhood?

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Not only directed it but starred in it, took care of Mara Wilson (Matilda) while her mother was in hospital with cancer and even managed to get an advanced copy of the movie for her to watch before she succumbed to her illness. The man is a treasure.

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The best story I’ve heard about the production of Matilda was:

The scene where Matilda was dancing around her living room making things fly around to the song “Little Bitty Pretty One” was very nerve-wracking for Mara. She told Danny that she was anxious to do the scene, and he said, “You know why? Because you’re the only one dancing! We just have to have everyone else dance too! Then it won’t be scary!”

So everyone–the crew, the rest of the cast, the people at the craft services table, everyone–danced along with the song, at Danny’s insistence. Apparently the only one who wasn’t doing the full on dance was the camera man, who just did a foot shuffle so the camera wouldn’t jiggle.

If that’s not the sweetest thing ever I don’t know what is.

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This is the same guilt you feel when you accidentally step on a paw and hear that high pitched yipe.

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“I’m not searching for my other half because I’m not a half.”

— Realizing this is one of the things that made the biggest difference in my life, not just in my relationships. (via alunit)

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There is no packaging. It came wrapped in a swatch of cream colored cotton. I have no idea what to do with this

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stick it to the fridge

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If that really came from inside the bath bomb, how is the hand holding it perfectly dry? If they took the time to dry it off, why take the pic over the tub? If not, why transfer the magnet to the dry hand, leaving only the wet hand for wielding the phone?

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hi yeah I didn’t want to get water all over my phone since water Destroys Phones so I reached over to the towel hanging next to the bath and dried off my hands and the magnet before I picked up the phone let me know if you have any more questions my office hours are MWF 11AM-Noon or by appointment via email

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also I play the banjo so I keep the nails on my right hand much longer than my left and I hate how short nails look so I DID switch hands