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[wayneenterprises-hr]

Hey so it's me again lmao. Since I posted last I have been in pretty much a constant flare up the entire time and I do think it's time to fully leave this account.

Roleplaying has always been a large part of my life. I've been roleplaying since I was 11. Originally on Quotev.

The past like eight months have been a lot of fun but this was a long time coming. I may post sporadically but for the most part it's just gonna be silent.

I do still have my writing account which is @your-resident-nerd and I have posted the first chapter of my mythology rewrite on there.

This has been fun and I may come back to this one day (as I always seem to come back to roleplaying).

[mollie-evans]

I hate coming back on here just to talk about something like this but this is the account I have with the largest following so more people will see it this way.

But I hate when a man decides to argue with you because "you can't be scared all men are gonna hurt you. Not all men are bad".

Yeah but what if I give you a plate of cookies and tell you one of them is poisoned but I'm not gonna tell you which one.

You're not gonna touch the fucking cookies are you?

You don't know which ones are bad so you have to be wary about all of them.

It's the same with men.

And face the fucking facts. Men contribute to 90% of violent crimes. Women are more likely to get abused in their homes.

I live in Ireland and there was a case not to long ago in the north where a man beat his pregnant ex girlfriend and left her to die face down in the dog food bowl.

Genuinely sometimes I wonder what the fuck people think when they decide stuff like that is okay.

Also I'm not gonna contribute to any arguments so don't even fucking try me.

[wayneenterprises-hr]

Hey so it's me again lmao. Since I posted last I have been in pretty much a constant flare up the entire time and I do think it's time to fully leave this account.

Roleplaying has always been a large part of my life. I've been roleplaying since I was 11. Originally on Quotev.

The past like eight months have been a lot of fun but this was a long time coming. I may post sporadically but for the most part it's just gonna be silent.

I do still have my writing account which is @your-resident-nerd and I have posted the first chapter of my mythology rewrite on there.

This has been fun and I may come back to this one day (as I always seem to come back to roleplaying).

[wayneenterprises-hr]

Kinda like a follow up to this I guess but I might be deleting my account in a few days. I just can't really keep up with it anymore. Idk I might leave it here but it'll probably be deleted soon

[wayneenterprises-hr]

Lmao nevermind. I don't remember my password so I can't delete it because it's not letting me change my password

[wayneenterprises-hr]

Hey so it's me again lmao. Since I posted last I have been in pretty much a constant flare up the entire time and I do think it's time to fully leave this account.

Roleplaying has always been a large part of my life. I've been roleplaying since I was 11. Originally on Quotev.

The past like eight months have been a lot of fun but this was a long time coming. I may post sporadically but for the most part it's just gonna be silent.

I do still have my writing account which is @your-resident-nerd and I have posted the first chapter of my mythology rewrite on there.

This has been fun and I may come back to this one day (as I always seem to come back to roleplaying).

[wayneenterprises-hr]

Kinda like a follow up to this I guess but I might be deleting my account in a few days. I just can't really keep up with it anymore. Idk I might leave it here but it'll probably be deleted soon

[wayneenterprise-pr]

do the butts match with bruce wayne and batman? im pretty sure they do

they match, i checked for you

[wayneenterprises-hr]

I think this counts as an unprofessional use of company accounts

[wayneenterprise-pr]

Hai, hai, hello, is this the place where I apply for a job? Can I ? I have no degree in anything and I'm totally not two toilets in a trench coat, sure I have a trench coat on but I'm not two toilets! If a trench coat is not good work clothes I can find myself something new, but it will be begrudging. :P

-Toilet

nope! but youre hired anyway!

@wayneenterprises-hr we got another one

[twotoiletsinatrenchcoat]

WOOOO I GOT A JOB!

[wayneenterprises-hr]

Please don't start fires or destroy anything

[twotoiletsinatrenchcoat]

... That's not what you do at jobs-.. I won't!

[wayneenterprises-hr]

You would be surprised at the amount of fires we have to put out

[twotoiletsinatrenchcoat]

How many?

[wayneenterprises-hr]

Too many to count

[wayneenterprise-pr]

Hai, hai, hello, is this the place where I apply for a job? Can I ? I have no degree in anything and I'm totally not two toilets in a trench coat, sure I have a trench coat on but I'm not two toilets! If a trench coat is not good work clothes I can find myself something new, but it will be begrudging. :P

-Toilet

nope! but youre hired anyway!

@wayneenterprises-hr we got another one

[twotoiletsinatrenchcoat]

WOOOO I GOT A JOB!

[wayneenterprises-hr]

Please don't start fires or destroy anything

[twotoiletsinatrenchcoat]

... That's not what you do at jobs-.. I won't!

[wayneenterprises-hr]

You would be surprised at the amount of fires we have to put out

[wayneenterprise-pr]

Hai, hai, hello, is this the place where I apply for a job? Can I ? I have no degree in anything and I'm totally not two toilets in a trench coat, sure I have a trench coat on but I'm not two toilets! If a trench coat is not good work clothes I can find myself something new, but it will be begrudging. :P

-Toilet

nope! but youre hired anyway!

@wayneenterprises-hr we got another one

[twotoiletsinatrenchcoat]

WOOOO I GOT A JOB!

[wayneenterprises-hr]

Please don't start fires or destroy anything

[wayneenterprises-hr]

Okay umm cool. A cult has found me

[wayneenterprises-hr]

//Still dying so that's fun. I do have a writing account now. It's @your-resident-nerd and I'm probably gonna be way more active on it.

I'm currently working on a greek mythology rewrite from Promethus' POV so that's fun. Anyways I'm attempting to be more active here but who knows how long that'll last lol

[we-randd-pete-deactivated202603]

PETER PARKER.

R&D Intern @ Wayne Enterprises | Division 4

Hi. I’m Peter. I fix the things that the senior engineers break and make sure the coffee machine doesn’t explode. This is my professional blog (mostly).

Current Status: ☕ Brewing / 💻 Coding / 🌧️ Soaked

Disclaimer: All opinions posted here are my own and do not reflect Wayne Enterprises or its affiliates. (Please don’t show this to Mr. Wayne).

Just trying to make the city a little smarter, one circuit board at a time.

...

[ Peter in Gotham!AU. both mun and muse are adults! indie rp/ask account. second acc: @your-neighborhood-spidey ]

[marthahajo]

Oh look! Another intern! @wayneenterprise-legal @wayneenterprise-pr @wayneenterprise-marketing @wayneenterprises-hr

[wayneenterprises-hr]

Oh god. Please don't start any fires

[tumblr]

Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes

The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve. 

Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.

Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.

This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!

[tumblr]

Let's talk about reblog notes.

We rolled out a significant change to how notes work on reblogs, and the reaction has been strong. We're not going to pretend otherwise. 

First things first: We're reversing the change. Your feedback in comments, emails, and especially reblogs, made clear that the rollout created problems we need to address before moving forward. We also should have communicated this differently from the start, and we didn't.

We still believe there's a better version of how reblogs can work. One that gives every voice in a chain the credit it deserves. But we want to get there with you.

In the coming days we'll share more on how we plan to do that,  including ways to work directly with some of you on this and future changes before they ship.

Keep an eye on @staff for updates to come soon. 

[irl-batsignal]

ooc.

Ough this new update rlly effects the roleplayers here

Esp those those who want to see the reblog chains for roleplay threads

Who approved this update?? 😭

[wayneenterprises-hr]

Lunch should be earlier in the day

[local-multiverse-traveler]

Ever heard of brunch?

[wayneenterprises-hr]

Yeah but that's breakfast food. Lunch food is the best

[wayneenterprises-hr]

Lunch should be earlier in the day

[brucewayneloveswomen]

The Pitt has officially motivated me

I’m sighing up to work in the Gotham City Hospital

Soon to be Dr Bruce T Wayne once I convince someone to give me an in depth health course

[darkzatanna]

Have fun with the several years of college

[brucewayneloveswomen]

With enough money I can lower that to one year of college

I’ve got connections at Harvard

[wayneenterprises-hr]

Mr Wayne, one year at college would not count as a medical degree

[wayneenterprises-hr]

//I'm gonna be on like a semi hiatus for a while. My health is like plummeting currently and I've been pretty much constantly sick with something or I've been flaring up. Anyways I'll be back fully once I'm not feeling like I'm dying and I'm already planning on doing more stuff for this account.

See ya!

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