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phil trash #2

[indya-moore]

[aspiring-translator]

I remember a teacher telling me how Archaeologists would hack off the noses of statues they found in order to remove any indication that it was of a black person or any POC. It hurts me to think of all the art we’ve lost and damaged because of historical revisionism and flat out racism.

[littlebearie]

I…wasn’t taught this. Only about penises being broken off as censorship.

[thirstygirlclub]

When I was in primary school (around 8 or 9) I asked why none of the Egyptian statues had noses. They lied to us and said that they broke off because they were a really fragile bit of the statues so when I learnt the real reason (years later) I was so pissed off with teachers for lying to millions of school children around the world. It’s disgusting and needs to be taught properly.

[yourbabies-thenmine]

Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.

It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.

[rainekitty]

In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.

[teethfactory-blog]

but if your cabbage overhears fron the other room, you got the same problem

oh what to do, oh what to do…

[kibumkim]

tbh…

[biteitwhenitssoft]

why does everyone make those relateable posts about depression meals and list stuff like, half a potato chip and forgetting eat but no one ever talks about the other half of people who overeat from depression? no one talks about gouging yourself with food the second you feel bad because somehow youre convinced food will make you feel better but it doesnt so you keep eating until it does? the weight gain? feeling sick from eating so much? eating an entire bag of chips and a whole carton of ice cream in one sitting without knowing it?? feeling even worse because youre making yourself so ill???

why does no one remember this symptom?

[706softly-deactivated20180911]

Because of fatphobia. Plus it doesn’t fit the “cute sad waif” side of depression that everyone keeps romanticizing.

[mulaney]

Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.

[ghostcat3000]

So John Mulaney is on tumblr and none of y’all ever bothered to tell me.

[jameshardenjrr]

Y'all ever text somebody and they so boring that you have no idea what to say back

[aaliyahbreaux]

[pomeranian2]

[ellenfromnowon]

[cs-inactive1-deactivated2020060]

not all heroes wear capes

[soniatera-archive]

[mahariela]

Bioshock Infinite Scenery → [22/?]

[i-remade-glaycia-deactivated201]

Hoenn’s locations: now & then

I suggest clicking the pics for better quality!!! but woah look at all this beauty

[solarsquared]

Good lord goddamn

[marisatomay]

someone: you gotta sit with both feet on the ground

me:

[blazepress]

[zoomine]

A floating dome to let fish take a look outside the pond.

[aklhf939u3-deactivated20150730]

[capacity]

Stop

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[adeles]

Batman has been around for a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long time.

The Lego Batman Movie (2017) dir. Chris McKay

[noortherndownpoour]

Typical

[jncos]

[0v9]

Me after I cum and see the porn I was watching