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Some guy: oh my names actually Yuri.
Shawn Spencer: eh iāve heard it both ways.
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Shawn Spencer: its nice to meet you Yaoi, Iām Shawn Spencer the Santa Barbara police departments Head Psychic and this is my partner Burton āFujoā Guster.
Some guy: oh my names actually Yuri.
Shawn Spencer: eh iāve heard it both ways.
Byler if you have 20/20 vision
Wheelclair if you squint
Byclair if you say its name in the mirror 3 times with the lights off
Bywheelclair if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain
This is from u/MikeWheeler: AITA? By lightsflicker on ao3
https://archiveofourown.org/works/80491721
Idk if this has been done before
Heres context: Will and Mike get engaged at 43 after gay marriage is legalized.
Will: god⦠if you told 16 year old me that Iād be engaged, ESPECIALLY to you, Iād think youāre crazy. I used to always think Iād just be single forever.
Mike with a shocked tone: what??? No??? Youāre a catch! Iām lucky I snatched you up or else Iād be the one whoās single forever.
Will smiling and shaking his head: youāre ridiculous.
Mike: you think Iām joking but theres no chance I would have been able to date anyone else while still being utterly in love with you. It doesnāt matter anyway, soon weāll be Mr and Mr Wheeler.
Will sitting up with a grossed look on his face: what??? No. Ew. No.
Mike: already backing out? Damn itās only been like 3 hours and i somehow messed this up.
Will: no! God, I love you Mike, i want to be with you forever. Itās just that theres no chance Iām taking your last name.
Mike: ā¦whats wrong with Wheeler?
Will: nothings.. inherently wrong with it just. Will Wheeler? Are you kidding me?
Mike: what?? you donāt like the alliteration?
Will eyebrows pinched together: i donāt knowā¦
Mike throwing his hands around as he talks: Come on! Wade Wilson?? You donāt want to share initialās with Deadpool? Deadpool??? Oh, and your d&d characters title is already alliterate!
Will: i think itās the repeat of sounds? Like both having W and L? It just- it sounds wrong.
Mike sighing: well⦠iām not being Byers.
Will giggling: i donāt know what could possibly be so weird about that.
Mike: you know EXACTLY what name it sounds like.
Will laughing: itās not THAT bad.
Mike: i donāt want to be attributed to Michael Myers for the rest of my life.
Will finishes laughing: we could both have both names?
Mike: Wheeler-Byers? Byers-Wheeler? I donāt know, sounds kinda wordy to me.
Will: yeahā¦
Will after a moment of them thinking: oh! What about like⦠By- hmm.. Byler? Like mixing them?
Mike: oh. I like that. Though i really only get one letter in it.
Will: what do you mean? I have B Y and you have L E R.
Mike: yeah but you also technically have E R, So i only have L.
Will: by that logic i only have B Y, thats only 1 more letter than you.
Mike: two times as much really.
Will: Mike. Do you like the name or not?
Mike: ā¦i do like it.
Will: okay. Thats good.
Mike after a pause: Mr and Mr Byler⦠nice. Nice.