[megumispining]

[megumispining]

Sukuna : *ripping his shirt off* this is the skin of a killer, Megumi

Megumi :

Megumi : are u crazy

Sukuna : see? that’s not how that works

Sukuna : you were supposed to say i’m hot and that you love me anyways

[yutamayo]

[megumispining]

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Megumi : would u still love me if i was-

Sukuna : absolutely! i’d love you no matter who you are!

Megumi : if i was Yuuji

Sukuna : you know, love can’t be forced sometimes.

[megumispining]

Sukuna : fellas is it gay to have your servant remind you 24/7 not to fall in love with a certain someone with emerald green eyes and spiky black hai–

Uraume : yes it is.

Sukuna :

Sukuna : but it’s only for him!!

Uraume : that’s even more gay. you have to be stopped.

[megumispining]

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Sukuna : do you think Megumi likes me?

Uraume :

Uraume : you… clearly know he doesn’t.

Sukuna : i’ll take that as a yes!!

Sukuna : now come help me find the perfect ring.

[megumispining]

Satoru : Megumi has me and Suguru as father figures already, you can take ur leave

Toji : i’m his real father, you can’t tell me what to d-

Sukuna : y’all talking about Megumi’s daddy?

Satoru & Toji :

Sukuna : cause that would be me.

[megumispining]

Megumi : i think i’m falling in love,

Megumi : with something that is inside of you

Yuuji : aww, you’re falling in love with my personality and sense of kindne-

Yuuji :

Yuuji : you DID NOT.

Megumi : oh i did.

[megumispining]

Sukuna : I’m getting married.

Megumi : t-to who?

Sukuna :

Sukuna : what do you mean to wh- wait a damn minute

Sukuna : haven’t I proposed yet?

Megumi :

Sukuna : you’re telling me it was just a dream?

Sukuna : nevermind. Fushiguro Megumi, will you marry me?

[megumispining]

Megumi : i can’t tolerate people

Sukuna : except for me, yes honey?

Megumi :

Megumi : you’re the least tolerable one.

[megumispining]

Sukuna : i got no feelings

Megumi : * exists *

Sukuna :

Sukuna : is it okay to feel butterflies in ur stomach or shall i call my doctor

[megumispining]

Yuuji, calling Sukuna : hey, what are you doing?

Sukuna : megumi. i’ll call you back.

Yuuji : what?

Sukuna : I SAID I’M DOING MEGUMI AND I’LL CALL YOU BA-

Yuuji : bye.

[megumispining]

i finally made one.

[megumispining]

Megumi : i like older men.

Megumi : REALLY older.

Yuuji : okay? so, like somebody in their 70s?

Megumi : n-not exactly.

Yuuji : what then?

Megumi : more like somebody in their 1000s?

Yuuji : who is even-

Yuuji :

Yuuji : get out.