𝑯𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒆

houston_finest: ferran torres is my MVP. couldn't have done it without him. 🇪🇸 😭

#c:hayley #replies

Billie laughed so hard she had to grab Megan’s arm for balance, shaking her head after the tequila burned its way down. “See? That’s why we’re best friends. We set realistic expectations. Football husbands if the universe finally gets its act together, somebody else’s number if it doesn’t.” She flashed Megan a mischievous grin as they made their way through the VIP section toward their seats, weaving past groups of celebrities and athletes while staff floated around with trays of drinks. Billie reached over without breaking stride, plucking two fresh cocktails off a passing tray before handing one to Megan with a satisfied smile. “Hydration, we def need this” she said with a grin before taking a sip of her own. “I mean, this is Miami. If Haaland magically parachutes in here, I’m prepared to risk it all. An after party invite does sound kinda iconic though.” Her expression softened into playful confusion a moment later, eyebrows pulling together as she looked sideways at Megan. “Wait…” she said, pointing at her friend with the rim of her drink. “I thought you were in a relationship. Did I miss a chapter, or are we just conveniently ignoring that for the sake of the WAG agenda?”

megan with a gentle snort, anchored billie so that the other musician didn't topple over in her rambunctious laughter. the strands of her jet black wig, tickling her face as it shook from left to right in silent judgment. ❛hey, it's like denzel said: I'm leaving here with something.❜ quoted megan with playful menace, imitating the grinch as the corners of her mouth lifted from both ends. as she and billie walked by, megan offered greetings to everyone she passed. from fellow celebrities to geeked out staff who couldn't believe their eyes. one, who seemed particularly conflicted in approaching the superstar pair. ❛we gonna need some gatorade if this keeps up.❜ retorts the houston based rapper, gladly taking the cocktail in hand before sipping its contents. the alcohol flavoring her tongue while diluting her judgment. at the mental image, megan covered her mouth to prevent herself from doing a spit take. ❛haaland on a parachute, stranger things have happened. also, the miami club scene is calling for us. I'm sure we'll see a few guys from both teams. and I plan on throwing plenty ass.❜ megan teased, eyes flickering with a tone of seriousness at the inquiry of her relationship. ❛I'm having doubts. don't get me wrong, he's great—but that long distance. always rears its ugly head when a more available, steady option is in front of me. I mean, a football player's schedule is heaven compared to a korean idol's. and less restricting culturally.❜

Billie was already waiting just inside the VIP entrance, one hand tucked into the pocket of her cargo pants while the other held an untouched shot that one of the hospitality staff had insisted she take. The second she spotted Megan weaving through the entrance in her Bellingham jersey, her face lit up into the biggest grin. “There she is!” she called, lifting the tiny glass into the air before closing the distance between them and wrapping her in a quick hug. Pulling back, she looked Megan up and down with an approving nod before dramatically placing a hand over her heart. “Mrs. Bellingham, you’re looking gorgeous today.” She held out the second shot she’d already snagged off the tray, unable to stop laughing. “Okay, before we do anything else, we have to toast. To phase one of becoming WAGs. May Jude accidentally fall in love with you, may Haaland suddenly appear in Miami despite having absolutely no reason to be here, and may we somehow end today with matching engagement rings.” Billie clinked her glass gently against Megan’s with a proud smile before tossing the shot back in one go, wincing dramatically for about half a second before breaking into another laugh. “Alright!” she declared, looping an arm through Megan’s as she glanced around the buzzing VIP lounge. “Let’s go manifest our football husbands. Worst case scenario, we leave with free drinks and a good story.”

❛here I am!❜ exclaimed megan when entering the VIP lounge. eyes narrowing as she quickly spotted the extra shot glass in billie's hand. the observation pushed to the side in favor of returning the offered hug. megan providing warmth and support in those few seconds before pulling away to look her best friend in the eyes. ❛right back at you, mrs. haaland.❜ the houston based rapper chuckled while tapping her nails together in appreciation of their tomboyish flare; happily taking the small glass now that pleasantries were exchanged. ❛a scenario where everybody leaves happy!❜ cackled megan, lifting her drink high in the sky as if to appease the gods of football, manifesting a stress free day for herself. one that featured a myriad of eye candy. and with that thought, she tipped her glass back, tasting the sting of tequila as it poured smoothly down her throat. after a dramatic show of a deed done, megan in her glee, followed billie around. ❛worst case scenario, we leave with someone else's number and an after party invite. it's miami, I'd be damn if I don't get jiggy with it.❜ corrected the short haired brunette with a snort.

Billie tugged the bright red Haaland jersey over her head before turning toward the mirror with a grin. Norway had already been knocked out of the World Cup, which only made the jersey funnier. The game she was getting ready for was England versus France, yet here she was proudly representing a man who wasn’t even in the tournament anymore. It wasn’t about the match, though. It was about the bit. Somewhere along the way she’d decided Erling Haaland was her future husband, Megan had laid claim to Jude Bellingham, and the two of them had fully committed to becoming WAGs. Delusional? Maybe. Entertaining? Absolutely. Their only responsibility was being each other’s wing woman whenever the opportunity magically presented itself.

A laugh escaped her as she propped her phone up against the hotel dresser and snapped a quick mirror selfie, making sure the Haaland name stretched clearly across the back of the jersey. She sent it off to Megan with the caption, “Phase one of becoming WAGs starts now!” Tossing her phone onto the bed, Billie reached for her sunglasses and black crossbody bag before giving herself one last approving look in the mirror. She’d landed in Miami a little while ago and now all that was left was meeting up with Megan before heading to the stadium. Billie smirked at her reflection, smoothing a hand over the front of the jersey. Whether Haaland actually stepped foot anywhere near Miami today was a problem for future Billie. Present Billie was simply committed to the vision. @megvn

megan smiled happily as she felt the fabric of her bellingham jersey fall gracefully against her curvaceous frame. hyped about today's match more than the finals. as were most people who had watched the world cup from the very beginning. not that the rapper could blame them; with all the controversy surrounding the tournament. still, it was nice to find a silver lining. like the inside joke she and billie had. fangirls of two of the biggest stars in football, who happened to be the best of friends off the pitch as well. oh, wattpad couldn't dream of better scenario than this.

she could hear the laughter of her glam squad in the background. kellon teasing megan, addressing the statuesque brunette as mrs. bellingham. and naturally, she played into the taunts, spinning a full 360 to show off her casual yet stylish approach to today's upcoming bronze winning match. her hair worn in a simple bob for major cuteness while the make up was light and refreshing. no sense sweating out her pores in the miami heat. not that humidity was a stranger for the houston raised rapper. reaching for her phone as it chimed, megan laughed at the text before typing a response, gathering her belongings so she wouldn't be late in meeting the iconic singer.

✽ ❛ 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐌. ❜┋@TINASNOW.

╰┈➤ #FineShytSaturday with my girl, Billie. Bout to see some of the sexiest people in football play!!! who y'all rootin' for? 👀⚽ #ImGettingEverybodysNumber 😂

⁺ 𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐖 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒

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doinggreat

#🖤; char inspo #// finding yourself in your celebrity crush :)#tw long post

@billieeilishfame

mikaabdallafm

Last night I quite literally lost sleep because I was doom scrolling on tiktok. That was until I scrolled and there was a lady saying "Here's the story of how I found out my husband cheated, part one." Of course, I stopped scrolling and locked in and even went onto her page to continue the saga. The shit some men do is...not surprising but certainly shocking. Also, for the record I don't go looking for the tea...it just finds me. Do any of you come across story times like that whole doom scrolling? @hfrpstarters

doom scrolling on tiktok will have you up at all hours of the day—and night. and I too, have locked the fuck in while listening to similar stories. the whole "who the fuck did I marry" recap that one lady did in the front seat of her car—pure cinema. had his entire family tell her he wasn't shit. ex-wife too! with all the madness of the world cup, all I've done is look at fan edits and thirst traps. I'm sure once it ends, I'll be right back.

#c:mika #replies

Billieeilish: the core four!!! You are on fucking fire haha ok but real talk, we’re making this happen now that I know we’re both being serious haha we’ll sing a little for them just to make em swoon haha

houston_finest: has a nice ring to it, hmm? I'm a woman who knows her way around words, ha. oh, it was gonna happen, either way. you don't get a chance like this every dynasty! they're gonna to be the envy of every futbol star in existence! those two really hit the lotto!

BillieEilish: it sure was! And waaaaait this is actually so perfect because those boys are already besties. Stop we’ll all be so cute together haha you’re just here feeding my delusions. I hope you know I’m set on this happening lmao 😂 real wags of music. Trademark that right now!

houston_finest: we are the children of destiny! core four coming right up!! our instagram handles would see numbers like never before! you'll feed my delusions and I'll feed yours. symbiosis, baby! I hope you know I am also 😂 heading to the patent office as we speak.

Billieeilish: trust, it’s so mutual! Ohhh pop off! We gotta look extra cute for this game. Granted, if I’m trying to get Haaland I need to wear his jersey just for good measure lmao 😂 dude, it really is. I can see us being WAGS deadass haha

houston_finest: a friendship like ours was written in the stars ✨ I am, I am! manifesting this as we speak! lmaoooo, you'll wear a haaland jersey and I'll wear a bellingham one.....watch the magic happen! we might need a show on HULU after this 💀 #RealWagsOfMusic

Billieeilish: oh I’m with this idea fully! Ohhh yes! let’s shoot our shot 🤣 I’ll take being a WAG lmaooo jk jk

houston_finest: you are, without a doubt, my favorite partner in crime!!! I guarantee we won't miss. it'll be nothing but NET 😏 the WAG lifestyle is calling our names!!! 💀

Billieeilish: let’s fucking goooo! Hottest date ever 😘

houston_finest: gotta plan my outfit this instant!! I want all my crushes to sign it. and if possible, I'm getting jude's number 😂 you can ask for erling's @.billieeilish

houston_finest: gonna do whatever it takes to see 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 vs 🇫🇷 saturday & I'm taking @billieeilishfame with me

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Billieeilish: same! Now I’m getting thirst trap fan edits of him and I’m lowkey not complaining lmao 😂

houston_finest: me but with jude bellingham and michael olise. but like you said, I am not complaining 😝

dannyramirezfm

I'm about to confess something that I haven't out loud, but you know what...fuck it. I've got an extensive workout playlist and the first song on it is 'thot shit'. Even have 'plan b' and 'body' on there. Takes everything in me not to sing out loud when either of those songs play. @megvn

yes, I'm already loving the energy. besides, life is way too short to worry about shame. free yourself! not what I was expecting but okay. I see the vision, papi; and appreciate the support. you're a hot boy who is enjoying his summer. and if singing my lyrics helps you further manifest it—let's go.

#c:danny #replies

Billieeilish: I know!! And dude did you see his last post on TikTok? He was saying bye and honestly I’m not ready for our Viking to leave us. I’m really not 😭

houston_finest: tiktok, snapchat, instagram——I am obsessed!! I kept tearing up as he said goodbye. it's like a friend leaving you towards the end of summer camp. 😭