Burdened Without A Purpose

- the habits of my heart -

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whateverthepoodle-deactivated20]

This is still the biggest mood tbh

[with-practice]

[arwenscotts]

“You going to share that?”

[cursedcatimages]

@texas can you confirm

[prideflagedits]

Cowboy Flag: when your gender is Cowboy

[strawbebbiefields]

sam and t'challa strolling around nyc and sam pointing to every stray cat and asking t'challa “do you know him?”

[oops-all-birbs]

T'challa pointing to every single bird and asking Sam “are you related?”

[hulkkink]

sam and scott walking around nyc, sam points to an ant and asks “do you know this one?” and scott replies “yes actually. that’s antwanette.”

[wlw-is-pronounced-willow]

Scott pounding furiously on Peter’s door in the middle of the night because a spider ate Antwanette

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fearofpop]

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

[thebabbagepatch]

you’ve got to be kidding me

[blorbobarbie]

I am in physical pain

[funnyaminals]

the internet is for cowboys only

www. ? it stands for wild wild west

[the-bookshop]

“The scariest moment is always just before you start.”

—  Stephen King, On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft  (via mergaerytyrell)

[greggaraki]

i’d rather die than read anything longer than like two paragraphs on this site

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i think there’s been a mistake

No it isn’t

Congratulations, you are now the President of the United States

[inabasket]

Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.

I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.

I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.

[grawly]

[raavenclaws-blog]

“What are you twelve” Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye

[imanes]

coming out of my cage and

going right back in

[greelin]

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure