My Happy Place

No one I know, knows I have this board. Its my fun free easy place to post and have a party therefore MY HAPPY PLACE. that is why NO JUDGMENT and NO MEAN TROLLS are allowed here. Why trolls? Why not Goblins or Ghouls those are truly scary things, Trolls...

[meifelixlocus]

Just started the 11th season of Supernatural and I got to Sam and Lucifer in the cage. I have only one question, WHERE IS ADAM??????????????????

Sherlock Fandom, I’d appreciate the help in this missing persons.

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by flicking my hair

So this morning I jumped in the shower and decided to wash my hair. I have very long and curly hair that reaches midway down my back. However, once its wet the curls straighten out and my hair almost reaches my bum.

So hair is wet, shampooing done and I just need to rinse. I tip my head back and flip my hair over my shoulder ala shampoo adverts everywhere. And feel something brush against the top of my bum. Being the mature and logical gal I am, I came to the one and only possible conclusion.

Spider

With a scream a howler monkey would be proud of, boobs flying and looking like some sort of demented mermaid, I attempted to flee the shower stall. And promptly acquired a new skill; the ability to do the splits.

This in itself was a spectacular feat of physics as there isn’t actually enough room in my bathroom for a toddler to do the splits, never-mind a 5'9" half drowned rat. As a result, when my leading foot came into contact with the toilet pedestal my body was launched back along the floor towards the shower. This left me wedged between the toilet and the shower tray.

Where I was abruptly bitch-slapped by the shower door.

One trip to A&E later and I have a sprained ankle, a fractured ankle, two broken toes, a beautiful rainbow of bruises in some interesting places and a partridge in a pear tree.

TL, DR: Upon learning that my hair now reaches my bum I; preformed gymnastics worthy of Rio, made the laws of physics my bitch and took a guided tour of the local hospital.

Another fuck up in the updates…

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[meifelixlocus]

Teacher: "Stop listening Hunchback of Notre Dame during class" Me: "SANCTUARY!"

[lejazzhot]

[redlove3]

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlooked for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

[tyleroakley]

THE SHADE OF IT ALL.

[kateordie]

My boss told me this story and I didn’t believe it. It’s so good.

[meifelixlocus]

This is better then Nicki Minajs "Miley, what's good?" GO JULIE ANDREWS.

[meifelixlocus]

My teacher has this on her wall next to the late turn in box.

[i-am-just-a-ham]

So I’m in theatre class

We’re working on Shakespeare scenes for competition

A couple of freshmen boys are doing a scene that mentions a sword

The teacher is trying to tell them that they do not need to have a prop sword

They are not understanding

So young

So naive

“90% of the time” she says

“When Shakespeare says ‘sword,’ he’s not talking about a metal sword”

They are still not understanding

The rest of the class understands

We know what we are witnessing

The destruction of innocence

They are so new to the ways and language of the bard

Cinnamon rolls

Pure

Unaffected by theatre kids

Untouched by the horrors of the world

They still do not understand

The teacher does not know what else to do

She knows they cannot go to competition wielding an actual prop sword

She knows they will eventually learn

The class knows this too

We are dying to know what she will say next

She opens her mouth

We are on the edge of our seats

She yells

“LETS TALK ABOUT PENISES!”

Whoop.

There it is

The secret is out

Shakespeare makes dick jokes

Theatre teachers sometimes say things other teachers don’t

It is a shock to their system

In their minds, the kill bill siren

Their world has turned upside down

We can see it in their face

We lose it

We are accustomed to this

We have heard worse

But seeing their faces

It is too much

At this moment

The door opens

A sophomore enters

This is his first theatre class

All he heard was

“Let’s talk about penises”

He shouts out in a confused horror

The cycle is never ending

[weallheartonedirection]

Some day Leo, some day..

[meifelixlocus]

John Oliver. Whyyyyyyyy

what if you just realized that you’ve spent so much time this weekend watching John Oliver and educating yourself on whats actually going on in the world around you that you are in no way prepared for your next week of school? I need help. 

[meifelixlocus]

I CANNOT WAIT FOR HOLY TRINITY MY DRUNK PUMPKIN 3. I’m way to excited about this.

[internetspiders]

[meifelixlocus]

Eddie Redmayne looks like “IMG WHAT IF THAT FALLS SOMEONE COULD DIE!”

Aaron Tveit looks like “imma gonna climb that sh*t”

[confessionimathespian]

[janetvandegraaff]

witches can be right

giants can be good

you decide what’s right

you decide

[likeawildthing]

sirius black is 145 days older than james potter and don’t think for a moment that he didn’t hold that over his head

sirius, inspecting his facial hair: don’t worry, prongs. you’re bound to hit puberty soon, i’m sure of it. 

respect your elders, prongs. you know: dumbledore, mcgonagall, your mother, me.

what’s that? i’ve got a watch from your parents before you? 144 more days, prongs. hang in there. 

age before beauty, prongs. no wait, i’ve got that, too. 

as the fairest, tallest, and oldest marauder present, you ought to listen to me.

to lily, when she turns 20: i can’t believe you’re married to a teenager.

how am i one-hundred and forty five days older than you, and i look so young? one of life’s mysteries, i suppose.

to a hungover james: when you’re older, you’ll be able to hold your liquor properly, young buck.

[meifelixlocus]

”young buck” I’m DYING

[sandandglass]

Last Week Tonight s02e29 

“But if we’re going to constantly use mentally ill people to dodge conversations about gun control, then the very least we owe them is a fucking plan.”

[meifelixlocus]

#JOHN OLIVER FOR PRESIDENT

[meeshimi]

[macgruberrr]

stop

[meifelixlocus]

So I've been trying to be better about having good self esteem, and a one way I've been doing that is make sure that I'm not dressing or doing makeup for anyone but me. So today I got home and realized that I had forgotten to put any makeup on that morning. And to my utter shock, I didn't care. I wasn't embarrassed or regretful, it just felt like I'd found out my socks were inside out all day. No big deal. I feel quite good about it.

[arisell-i]