here for a good time, not a long time

[meijalhulkenberg]

rudosiri's popularity is proof that media literacy is dead

[meijalhulkenberg]

as someone who loves and respects sirius symboli, wants the best for her, and prefers her in character...no, i don't ship rudosiri

[meijalhulkenberg]

noooo you guys don't get it

it's power bottom x power bottom why do you think they gamble so much

[meijalhulkenberg]

way too much rudolf in the sirius symboli tag y'all need to make better choices

[meijalhulkenberg]

it CANNOT be that hard to keep m/f out of the f/f tag on ao3. please remove your aggressive heterosexuality from my search results god straight people are like goblins

[meijalhulkenberg]

yes i love all pairings but if you honestly think brian would pick mayano over ama i'ma just label u as mildly racist

[meijalhulkenberg]

i'm just saying....goruteineimakuiku is the future....

[meijalhulkenberg]

[meijalhulkenberg]

people are finally writing poly horse fic:

it doesn't involve all the characters i want it to:

[meijalhulkenberg]

i know i spend 80% of my time whining about heterosexuals but sometimes i remember there are people out there who honest to god ship suzuka and the spica trainer and throw up in my mouth a little bit

[meijalhulkenberg]

i've always found it super interesting when a piece of media comes out and there's no men and then a huge group of people go 'but what if there were men???'

and by 'interesting' i mean annoying as fuck

[meijalhulkenberg]

also why are you even sharing graphics from the umamusume subreddit. that sub is 90% gooners who ship mtrainer/uma real hard and spend enormous amounts of time trying to prove all umamusume are heterosexual. if you're there it's either ironic or you got some brainworms.

[meijalhulkenberg]

why do people keep doing dumb shit like trying to place the horse ages in a graph that places like 90% of the cast in the teen bracket while knowing full well there's porn of all these girls like why are you intentionally making the fandom predators like can y'all just stfu and accept that umaverse makes no sense

[meijalhulkenberg]

i think one of the gnarliest things i've seen hets do is draw digitan simping for mtrainer/uma

did you play her career? or are you dumb? the idea of digitan accepting a man touching any of her oshis is absolutely asinine.

[tragicgirlfailure]

headcanon that tm opera o keeps one of those lockets you can put a picture in on her. one side has a picture of her beloved doto, the other just has a grainy, warped png of herself like this:

[meijalhulkenberg]

i know i originally said mcqueen has two hands but actually mcqueen has two hands and a tail (for ikuno)

[meijalhulkenberg]

tbh hating on any uma pairing is kinda super lame. like, it's all horse yuri.

i'm here to see horse girls kiss, get with the program.