Won't You Live Life in Ease Everyday?

i have no idea what i'm doing

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Chapter 2 Guaranteed Promo Sketch #11

Oz and Zoe making out in cosplay following a magical cosplay proposal. Zoe should also be clearly savoring that cookie. (Oz)

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SKETCH ROULETTE JUNE 2026 WINNER

Zoe debating with herself which mouth would be best to try sushi with. Also Liam is shirtless in the corner for some reason.

- Ultra

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #061 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

Fun fact for no reason: Vicky takes up 1.28% of the page area and is accountable for 22.3% of the page's dialogue.

Man. 2 weeks ago I said, "It's time to start writing Chapter 3." And now it's two weeks later, and it's that but more now. I gotta get on that shiz. BUT!

Let me lay some skinny on you. Maybe even a fat or two, and if we're lucky, a -phat-.

The house I recently moved into is a house my friend inherited that we're fixing up to sell. And let me tell you. This house is full of things to fix. Hell! We keep adding things to the list that were WORKING when we got here! 1st day I got here, AC to the wing of the house I'm in dies. The fridge has died 3 times. We order a part and replace the broken part of the fridge each time, which fixes it, but then a new part breaks. By the end of this I'll be a certified fridge technician. The lawnmower died that first week too.

The twisty-switch of a lamp fell out when I turned it. I get the house is effed, but why is the stuff INSIDE IT broken!? Anyway. The toilet (the "watercloset loo throne" for you people over the seas) needs a new wax seal. One of the door handles just pulls straight out of the door when you pull it. Why does that happen? What series of events led that to be able to occur? The bathroom sink handle doesn't turn, the entire housing fixture rotates. That's normal, probably.

Point is - we're BUSY. I am not chronically online anymore and it's a system shock. I'm trying my best but I can only juggle so many projects. Even without a silly haunted house, my to-do list piles up faster than it's physically possible to knock them out. I just want to create, man. I want to be writing 5 comics at once, selling my little eBay things, and run an anime con. Is that so much to ask? It is actually, if you didn't catch that. Some people are like "oh if I got 100 Million Dollars I'd buy a mansion." HOMIE. I WOULD BE CREATING SO MUCH COOL SHIT. I mean I would ALSO have a mansion but that's BESIDES THE POINT. (and a gold statue of myself in the foyer)

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #060 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

Whew! Between getting new internet installed and CUTTING OUT, having to run errands before stores close, and the PSD file for page templates being CORRUPTED!… It's a wonder I got this thing updated on time!

Wh-..What's that? It's a little late..? Well your MOM'S a little late!! Cuz I impregnated her!!

Yeah, take that. (Is that joke in poor taste?…) Probably, but I'm keeping it. Let's see if my SO BOLD stat holds up or not.

[21 days later, Doom goes to prom with himself and everyone's very non-pregnant moms (who are chaperoning of course) laugh at him.]

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #059 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY! I'm visiting parents. I don't have much to say today. We watched Toy Story 5. It was cute.

This is probably my favorite page in Chapter 2. Maybe? There's some other cool stuff coming up. We get to see Damien's dads! What adorable goobers.

I--- uh-- man I dunno. I got nothin'. Enjoy the page. <3 SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON WE NEED MONEY OR THIS COMIC DIES please thank you love you

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for a better tomorrow

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Got a Sketch Request to hold you all over til latest page of MonPromDTR! (You're all waiting on that right? Please say yes so I can tell my mom I told you so)

Chapter 2 Guaranteed Promo Sketch #06

The Player Characters getting the hangover curing post-Prom diner breakfast. - Request by Inky

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Here's the full band shot without all that tomfoolerous wordery in the way.

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #057 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

Behold! One hour later! It's not one hour later for me. It's still 6pm. Time is relative. And baby, I'm from Alabama. (Fuck time, is what I'm saying.)

Cameos!! I'll be honest with you champs, I did NOT expect any OBERLIN PLATINUM VIP patrons when I was writing Chapter 2. And I got several!! So, uh, I didn't really have any spots for them. Also, we're in hell. Who wants their OC in hell? Not you, sit down Heller McHellerson. But hey! I thought this was fun. And! Since it's kind of a wishy-washy half-cameo in NEGA-SPACE!.. I figured I would give these guys a freebie in the next chapter. SO LOOK FORWARD TO KILLIAN, ABBY, and SMUDGE in Chapter 3!! Somewhere.

Want to see more of Killian? Check out the THE COURT OF KILLIAN DUBH Monster Prom mod!! https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1898559218 by Inquisitor023! … Or Inky, I don't know what to call him. WAIT INKY IS SHORT FOR INQUISITOR I JUST GOT THAT

More Abby? Check out the MOSTLY GHOSTLY Monster Prom mod!! https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2773786335 by MrUndisclosed, or Mundo! …. Wait Mundo is short for MrUNDisclOsed holy shit

More SMUDGE? They--- They don't--.. They don't have anything to link. BUT HEY I THINK SMUDGE IS A COOL AF CHARACTER. You want more Smudge, you go straight to the source! (Slendy)

And if YOU want a cameo of YOUR OC, subscribe to our OBERLIN PLATINUM VIP Patreon tier!!

Oh, and ignore that Autari spelled Narrator as Narratr. You didn't notice that until I said something? SHIT

Okay I'm already late to posting this BYEEEEEEEEE!!!! <3 <3 <3

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #056 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

Watch at https://www.twitch.tv/prncsbuttercup or come hang at https://discord.gg/6zj5NH3jPC!

Wowee! Our very first cameo!! No, she didn't pay for this one. (Sorry, Platinum VIPs!) This one is out of appreciation! I wanted to give this cameo because this comic might not even be running right now without her. She's been a cheerleader for nearly a year now, when I was still building the website for the comic. It was really nice to be able to share and talk about the comic with someone who was so enthused about it and was really excited to hear about it and see it. She hadn't even played Monster Prom! She actually got into it because of the comic! So hurray! Enough being sappy. Thank you for all your support, Buttercup!! It's meant more than you know. … SO ENJOY BEING IN HELL! :D

Speaking of cameos! The OTHER cameos (you know who you are) might be sooner than you think! How soon do you think it is? It's sooner than that! (Probably.)

So WHOOF. I am done moving! Kind of. I still need to unpack and hurtle some of the furniture I don't need anymore screaming into a firepit, but hey -- that's tomorrow. Listen here -- my apartment complex's elevators were down. No, you read that too fast. Read it again: My apartment's elevators were down. On the day that I needed to move. I had to move without elevators. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? I had to move from my apartment with no elevators, and manually move my large heavy things down the stairs without elevators to help elevate or de-elevate me and my heavy things. I really don't think you can grasp what I'm handing you here. Anyway! That's not even your problem. Point is, I'm moved! And I somehow even updated this page on time. I think. I'm in Central now. Everything is wonky and time makes me scared. 5pm feels like a weird time to update the page for me. Don't be surprised if I start updating the comic 1 hour later. 6pm just feels like Comic Time, you know? You don't even care. You just want Pictures of Monster Butts with hopefully a Funny Joke in front of them. Your hubris sickens me.

BUT HAY GO WATCH AND FOLLOW PRINCESS BUTTERCUP AT https://www.twitch.tv/prncsbuttercup AND https://discord.gg/6zj5NH3jPC! She streams Wednesdays and Fridays at 8PM and Saturdays at 9PM Eastern!

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #055 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

MAN. I am at the point of the move where I am breaking down all my creature comforts. My Bluetooth media subwoofer? Gone. What am I some kind of animal? That watches TV? Like some kind of.. TikTok Dog??

It's going great (i'm very tired)

Hey look! Oz didn't die. I'm sure that trend will continue.

I -think- this page wins for least words on page. We got 6. Eight, if you want to be insufferable and count "POP!" and "shrug". No, SHWOOM isn't a fucking word. GO TRY. GO TRY TO PLAY IT ON WORDLE. IT WON'T WORK.

I think the next contender would probably be that one that says "And so I fell for her again." 7! Unless you count "Smile!" which is 8. And "Click! Beep beep beep beep!" … Which is 13. EXCEPT…. While looking for that page, I found page #007 (license to kill), which has NO words! Unless you (insufferably) count "Click! Beep beep beep beep." Which makes 4. Which makes it the winner! I guess.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE. While looking for THAT page I found I had Page #010 posted as Page #009! As a duplicate! And THEN, while trying to fix it, I accidentally replaced Page #010 with Page #009! Thus creating THE SAME PROBLEM, but mirrored! I doubt that's any kind of thematic parallels!

Ugh. Just enjoy the page. I need a nap.

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Chapter 2 Guaranteed Promo Sketch #01 - Polly and Joy both drunk and making out à la Scott Pilgrim Kim & Knives

HEY PAISANOS! Who wants some sloppy ghost/witch makeout sessions!?

Do you remember a LONG TIME AGO when we did Sketch Roulette? Well, subscribers to the Patreon by June 2nd got special guaranteed sketches for being members, and those are finally trickling in by our artist, Autari!

SO HERE'S THAT FIRST THING I JUST SAID!

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #054 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

Hoo boy! Man I tell ya. Amirite?

(Sometimes it just be like that.)

OKAY. WHAT IF. I told you. This was the last time Oz dies. Would you believe me? Would you be rip-rarin' ready to get on with the plot? Or would you think I'm pulling a Tricky Tony, and lying to you?

Well either way. Let me tell you - a series of slapstick deaths is pretty quick when you're writing them. It's a little slower at two a week. But you know what? When you're fondly re-reading this comic later, because you totally love this comic and will do that, it'll be SO MUCH FASTER!

It'll be just like Amazon dropping an entire show all at once! But they still have ads. Luckily, -my- comic does not have ads! Completely unrelated, have you considered DONATING TO THE PATREON!? Hitting goal will keep the comic going INDEFINTELY! Hitting not-goal has a tenuous relationship with perpetuity at best.

While I'm at it, good lord! I wanna give a BIG THANKS to my existing Patrons! We've lost a few (times are tough fams, I get it) over the months, but most????? of them have been here since the beginning??? Cray shit. Is a cray an animal? This is shit from that animal. Cray, ass, shit. Shit from the cray butt. And of course, ultra big shout out to the OBERLIN PLATINUM VIPs, current and past. Absolute insanity. Can't wait for you to cancel as soon as you see your ridiculous cameos.

(That's /j. That's /j!!! Your cameos are gonna be SO SICK I promise. /ih.)

(The /ih stands for "I hope.")

(I guess I could've just written "I hope" instead of /ih.)

(Aw man, I could've totally shortened that to /igicjwihioih.)

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Kawkaw wants to play!

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #053 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

HEY IF YOU REBLOG THIS IT HELPS A BUNCH

Nyo ho ho! Always set alarms, kids! My alarm went off and I was like, "Why is my alarm going off?" Then I remembered! It's Thursday! You get a PAGE! I almost didn't set an alarm. Because, like, I always remember. I've never not remembered. And you'll think you'll never not remember forever! But hey, time makes fools of us all. Especially Oz. Because you keep dying you fucking goober.

So! You're getting my thoughts MINUTES before posting! I daresay this may be the most up-to-date you've ever been on my thoughts! Lag-free, as it were. Input optimal TV set to GAME MODE. What? You're still missing the rhythm section keys? Try, oh jeeze. Try using a cable instead. Yeah. Instead of wireless. Did that help? Not really? Okay well just figure it out and get good scrub.

What if people had Achievements that popped up. Like, you were talking to me, and you got a pop-up that said "You've unlocked Doom's rhythm mini-game!" What would that even mean?? Is that a cryptic invitation for sex?? Whatever, just don't unlock my rhythm mini-game. I don't need whatever baggage that comes with.

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Edit: the title for this comic is “Puzzle Rat” this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry it’s  just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really

(it’s completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with “puzzleboy”) Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent