Monster Prom: Doomed to Repeat

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #055 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

MAN. I am at the point of the move where I am breaking down all my creature comforts. My Bluetooth media subwoofer? Gone. What am I some kind of animal? That watches TV? Like some kind of.. TikTok Dog??

It's going great (i'm very tired)

Hey look! Oz didn't die. I'm sure that trend will continue.

I -think- this page wins for least words on page. We got 6. Eight, if you want to be insufferable and count "POP!" and "shrug". No, SHWOOM isn't a fucking word. GO TRY. GO TRY TO PLAY IT ON WORDLE. IT WON'T WORK.

I think the next contender would probably be that one that says "And so I fell for her again." 7! Unless you count "Smile!" which is 8. And "Click! Beep beep beep beep!" … Which is 13. EXCEPT…. While looking for that page, I found page #007 (license to kill), which has NO words! Unless you (insufferably) count "Click! Beep beep beep beep." Which makes 4. Which makes it the winner! I guess.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE. While looking for THAT page I found I had Page #010 posted as Page #009! As a duplicate! And THEN, while trying to fix it, I accidentally replaced Page #010 with Page #009! Thus creating THE SAME PROBLEM, but mirrored! I doubt that's any kind of thematic parallels!

Ugh. Just enjoy the page. I need a nap.

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Chapter 2 Guaranteed Promo Sketch #01 - Polly and Joy both drunk and making out à la Scott Pilgrim Kim & Knives

HEY PAISANOS! Who wants some sloppy ghost/witch makeout sessions!?

Do you remember a LONG TIME AGO when we did Sketch Roulette? Well, subscribers to the Patreon by June 2nd got special guaranteed sketches for being members, and those are finally trickling in by our artist, Autari!

SO HERE'S THAT FIRST THING I JUST SAID!

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It's been brought to my attention by @erarousfire that Magma Pterodactyls are actually canon. Phenomenal. I totally did that on purpose.

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #054 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

Hoo boy! Man I tell ya. Amirite?

(Sometimes it just be like that.)

OKAY. WHAT IF. I told you. This was the last time Oz dies. Would you believe me? Would you be rip-rarin' ready to get on with the plot? Or would you think I'm pulling a Tricky Tony, and lying to you?

Well either way. Let me tell you - a series of slapstick deaths is pretty quick when you're writing them. It's a little slower at two a week. But you know what? When you're fondly re-reading this comic later, because you totally love this comic and will do that, it'll be SO MUCH FASTER!

It'll be just like Amazon dropping an entire show all at once! But they still have ads. Luckily, -my- comic does not have ads! Completely unrelated, have you considered DONATING TO THE PATREON!? Hitting goal will keep the comic going INDEFINTELY! Hitting not-goal has a tenuous relationship with perpetuity at best.

While I'm at it, good lord! I wanna give a BIG THANKS to my existing Patrons! We've lost a few (times are tough fams, I get it) over the months, but most????? of them have been here since the beginning??? Cray shit. Is a cray an animal? This is shit from that animal. Cray, ass, shit. Shit from the cray butt. And of course, ultra big shout out to the OBERLIN PLATINUM VIPs, current and past. Absolute insanity. Can't wait for you to cancel as soon as you see your ridiculous cameos.

(That's /j. That's /j!!! Your cameos are gonna be SO SICK I promise. /ih.)

(The /ih stands for "I hope.")

(I guess I could've just written "I hope" instead of /ih.)

(Aw man, I could've totally shortened that to /igicjwihioih.)

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #053 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

HEY IF YOU REBLOG THIS IT HELPS A BUNCH

Nyo ho ho! Always set alarms, kids! My alarm went off and I was like, "Why is my alarm going off?" Then I remembered! It's Thursday! You get a PAGE! I almost didn't set an alarm. Because, like, I always remember. I've never not remembered. And you'll think you'll never not remember forever! But hey, time makes fools of us all. Especially Oz. Because you keep dying you fucking goober.

So! You're getting my thoughts MINUTES before posting! I daresay this may be the most up-to-date you've ever been on my thoughts! Lag-free, as it were. Input optimal TV set to GAME MODE. What? You're still missing the rhythm section keys? Try, oh jeeze. Try using a cable instead. Yeah. Instead of wireless. Did that help? Not really? Okay well just figure it out and get good scrub.

What if people had Achievements that popped up. Like, you were talking to me, and you got a pop-up that said "You've unlocked Doom's rhythm mini-game!" What would that even mean?? Is that a cryptic invitation for sex?? Whatever, just don't unlock my rhythm mini-game. I don't need whatever baggage that comes with.

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #052 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

Remember kids! Sex safety is no joke! … Unless it's with April! Then she's probably blowing up condom balloon animals.. Pulling out an infinite panty scarf. And the jokes about cream pies write themselves! Which is good, because I couldn't think of one!

At this point I think if I were Oz I would just quit showering and getting ready for the day. Then again, what if this is the loop where you fix it? And you guys are all like, "Aw yea! We did it! We should take a selfie!" And then you go to take a selfie but you look like ass because you didn't shower and you're in your jammies?? idk man I don't think I can risk it.

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #051 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

"I'll return in a little while, infant." Haha! Or whatever he says. Hey, 17-year-old I keep referencing in these! Have you seen -that- movie??

Did you know!? You won't actually sink in lava! (Or magma.) Lava is just rocks! Super ultra liquidy rocks. And rocks are dense! Denser than you! You wouldn't sink in rocks, so you wouldn't sink in lava!

INSTEAD… You will catch fire and get instant 3rd degree burns (da worst kind!), your skin will boil and you will perish very nearly immediately. Actually, I just googled it. You can live long enough to be taken to a hospital! But you'll die there. So this entire comic is a sham.

Look, do you want science or lava shenanigans!?

Actually, while we're at it, you don't sink in quicksand either. You can just float on it.

Ugh, cartoons were a lie all along. I bet you can't even stop a war with the power of friendship….

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mustard man

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #050 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

Wa-hey! I hope you've packed your vacation days, because we're going to HELL!

No, not France. Actual Hell! Yes, Iowa. Do we have any French readers here? Dites-moi si vous êtes en France.

Does panel 4 look weird to you? That's my fault! Autari had no idea what I was talking about so I photoshopped those in myself, baybee! Nothing like a writer to doodle all over your gorgeous artwork.

Man! I have a lot to do! And about 20 days to do it. Wait a minute. 20 days? That's… 3 weeks!!! Looks like Oz and I have a lot in common. (We're both incredibly -shredded- under our shirts.)

I been thinkin' about it. I'm one of those people who never feels like they get enough done. It's never enough! I could build a house and point at Housey McBuilderson and be like "But he built 3! I could be doing more." Look man, Housey is going through some things, his wife took the kids, and building houses is all he can do to get through the dark thoughts.

Point is! I actually do a lot. I do -so much- all the time. And I need to accept it's actually enough. I want to do more! I will always want to do more. But if I nap or play a game, that's okay too. And that goes for you! It's okay to relax! We have no idea how but it's okay to!!

Once I move I may have the freedom to tackle some more projects. I have another webcomic I orphaned and a manga-style comic I've been wanting to work on.

Oh!! We hit page 50!! That's a milestone right?? Um!! I didn't prepare anything. Maybe something big for page 100?? Don't quote me on that.

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #049 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

This chapter is starting to feel like Ferris Bueller's Day Off meets Groundhog Day. Groundhog's Day Off? Ferris Bueller's Groundhog-Off? Ferrous Groundhog? Eh, it doesn't matter. You're 17, you haven't seen either of those movies.

I've been looking at tiny muscular men! But not for the same reason you're doing it! … Wait, no, I said that wrong. I've been -photographing- tiny muscular men! Or, no, that's not right either. I've been photographing tiny muscular men -for the internet!- Wait wait, you don't understand! I've been doing it for PROFIT!!

Hm. Perhaps we should move on.

SPEAKING OF MOVING ON, I'm moving soon! I'm going to Florida. Not too deep into Florida, it's barely out of Alabama. My home state! But I'm not in Alabama, currently. I'm in Tennessee. But not too deep into Tennessee! It's barely out of Georgia. Are you keeping up? I lurk in the edges of states in case I need to make a hasty egress. That's right, I live in a constant edging state. (Don't dwell on this.)

I don't even know why I'm moving to Florida. It's just there, you know? Might as well. After that, I'll move some other places. I'll edge all over the country….

… HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, FOLKS (oh wait, some of you aren't American) um. HAPPY. BORING. WEEKEND.??? guvna??

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #048 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

Bwo ho ho! (Somewhere between an "Oh ho ho!" and a "Bwa ha ha!") The debut of LEONARD to the MonProm comic! I can't lie to you fellas (I can, and do often), I love Leonard. He's one of my favorite MonProm characters. He is written just, so perfectly.

Well anyway! He's going to be a permanent member of the cast. Or not! -You- don't fuckin know! You'll just have to keep reading (and support us on Patreon at Patreon dot com forward-slash MonPromDTR?? 👀) to find out!

Speaking of Patreon, I'd like to give another shout out to all our supporters!! You really help a lot! In fact, we just got a new person today! Shout out to you, new person today! <3 I love you as much as I'm legally allowed to.

NOW THEN. WHO'S READY TO SEE DAMIEN BEAT UP LEONARD!! 🔥🔥

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #047 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

This is one of those pages where you just kept typing the first thing that came to your mind and that's it, that's the page.

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #047 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

This is one of those pages where you just kept typing the first thing that came to your mind and that's it, that's the page.

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #046 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

Fams? Fams. Lookie here. You lookin' at me? [waves Subway Surfers in front of you] Hi. Did you know that even in this day and age of 2026, of humans being on this planet for 400,000 years or 2,000 depending on who you ask, scheduling the pages is still difficult? Well, not -difficult-, but it's not set-it-and-forget-it. It would be, if you goobers would go to the actual website I built for it, but since we live in the age of social media and convenience, I have to post it in several different places to get any kind of coverage. AND! Some of those places don't allow scheduling. So I schedule SOME, but the others I have to sit poised like a tiger (one of those hot Zootopia ones), and hit 'Post' immediately at [your time] o'clock.

"Ah!" I hear you saying-- [waves Subway Surfers], "Ah!" I hear you saying-- but what about when you can't poise? What about when you're busy? Otherwise engaged? -Driving-, perhaps? Well let me tell you, intrepid goobers. I pre-prepare all the posts before I leave on my PC at home. Then, whilst en-drivo, I pull over [waves Subway Surfers], I pull over, and open up my Chromebook, use my phone to connect to the internet, remote into my home PC, and click 'Post' on all my little sites. Yes! Dedication. Pure dedication. That's what I've done today. You're reading this from the highway, friends.

Anyway. That's not important. Know what is important?

DELTARUNE TOMORROW DELTARUNE TOMORROW DELTARUNE TOMORROW DELTARUNE TOMORROW DELTARUNE TOMORROW

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #045 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

What's goooooooooodddd!!! Know what my absolute FAVORITE thing about Thursdays is??? "Thicc Thighs Thursdays!" But you know what my SECOND favorite thing about Thursdays is?? "Theremin Thursdays!" Some good old wibbly wobbly spooky sounding music on my Thursdays. But know what my THIRD favorite thing about Thursdays is?? "Thimble Thursdays!" Me and my knittas get together and craft up some mad pot holders, dawg. Do knitters wear thimbles? Probably not. Point is! I can keep going. You people don't even place in the Top 10. You guys are like a weak 23 at best. You are reeeeaaaalll close to being usurped by "There's a Fly in My Soup Thursdays". That's where you go to restaurants and--- you know what, I don't need to tell you what this is, if you don't already know that's why you're sitting at 23. Get -cool-, and then maybe you'll get bumped up to 22 or 21. You wanna be cool, dontcha? I know I do. That's why I chew all these candy cigarettes.

Saline Dijon, huh? Is that, like… salty mustard, or…

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someone on reddit inspired this so enjoy. behold what happens when you're not an artist

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MONSTER PROM: DOOMED TO REPEAT Page #044 - Updated Tuesday + Thursday!

Somebody said they'd enjoy being stuck in a time loop, at least for a little while. And I'm like, how do you know you're not? You remember today, you remember yesterday, but do you remember TOMORROW? You do NOT! So you may already be in one. Somebody else's, but still. And if you do remember tomorrow --- man, what's that like? Is it like when you have a dream and you remember stuff from it but it didn't really happen?

Like sometimes I dream that I'm out of hair gel. Or that I have grapes in the fridge. Or that my package came in. And I remember those later like, "Oh yeah! I need to buy hair gel." or "Hell yeah! I've got some grapes in the fridge!" or "My package came in!" But they never happened. Or, did they happen, but they never happened YET? Hm?

Let me tell you fellas (and fellettes), that middle one isn't even plausible. I don't ever buy grapes. If I remember that I have grapes in the fridge, and I don't, that's on me, because that's not even usually on the table. Hair gel? Absolutely plausible. I have luxurious floofy tall pompadour hair (you can't even tell if this is a joke or not) and I could -easily- run out of hair gel for that. It's like sculpting the Mona Lisa everytime I do that. Was the Mona Lisa sculpted? Irrelevant.

And packages coming in? Fellettes (and fellas), I've got packages coming in. I've got packages going out. I've got packages in places you wouldn't believe. This is so plausible that I may not even be remembering a dream-- I may be remembering a reality that I THOUGHT was a dream! Take that, dreamscape. Put whatever that backwards-ass logic breakdown is in your pipe and smoke it. Or, idk, atomize it and vape it. Whatever you kids do these days. Actually, just don't inhale backwards-ass logic breakdowns into your lungs, how 'bout that. Do what the cool kids do-- swirl it around in your mouth to appreciate the flavors, then exhale it. Like a goddamned gentleman. (Or gentlefellette.)