Those miserable melon men

Dkyu / A dolt / CFFSI artist

[mel0nmen]

About:

Reblogging and posting things *primarily* about the characters: Mr. (Mel) Greenrind, Mr. Melonsworth, and Ripley Van Ripened. All from the show Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad island.

[mel0nmen]

So I was going through CFFSI art on the internet and found this:

It makes me feel warm, fuzzy. Something about this drawing just gives off an unexplainable...

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[mel0nmen]

I can't believe this is how I found out the reason behind Ripley Van Ripened's name...

So, I stumbled across this post in the r/Spongebob subreddit:

I thought: "Huh... « Ripley » ... That's an oddly specific name I've never heard of outside of a context related to world records... Wait..."

So I went to Wikipedia and went to the page of the only relevant agency dedicated to keeping track of world records, the Guinness World Records.

Imagine my surprise when:

I'm only relieved that the guy's name didn't have "Van" in it, that would've been too much, I reckon.

Very interesting...

*obligatory miserable melon man image to keep with theme of the blog.

[lapis-lazuli404]

Human Mr. Greenrind with buzzcut, my beloved

[remembermedew]

The limited coloring tools that Flipnote Studio offers are so fun!

I wanna make more of these small illustrations now that I got FS to work on my computer :D Also, redacted the AU nonsense, don't worry about it.

[mel0nmen]

Shout out to THE ONLY OTHER Mr. Melonsworth fan art I've ever encountered

(That's a lie, there *are* 3 others, but they're gijinkas so I don't count them)

No clue what a "Puffskein" is, but it's so cute!

[mel0nmen]

This Twitter post I had to screen record and crop because I don't think you can embed Twitter posts on Tumblr

or maybe yu can and I'm a stupid new user. Anyways, here's him:

[mel0nmen]

Those stupid melon men that amuse me so much

[lapis-lazuli404]

^^ I be like "here’s my babygirl" and it’s a grumpy middle-aged man like this one

(Pro/com/darkshippers and doubles do not interact!!!)

[crossovercrud]

observation

A Coconut Fred episode began like this. But Mr. Greenrind is only annoyed at Fred chewing gum, he didn't once complain about Fred being around in this scene.

[zephyr-together]

“You know something Mr. G, I never told you this before but, you’re like a father to me…”

[mel0nmen]

*The urge to felinize your favorite characters* I always thought his ridiculous tufts of mold being able to emote as if they're cat ears or something

[lapis-lazuli404]

I feel so sigma and-

Awwwwwwww!!!

Awwwwwwwww!!

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[lapis-lazuli404]

Nahh mr. Greenrind, my shayla. :( It makes me upset that he lost 3 times, then 4th after the Fruitball Heroes episode. He deserved better than winning; he deserves love (especially love from me).

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