melanbee

oh god how old am I, Baltimore, Collector of wind up clocks

[totinos]

When mom’s heading to the store and asks if you want her to grab you some pizza rolls

[disgustinganimals]

maybe we’re not so different

[elizabethjanevisuals-blog]

[imoquest]

happy September!

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[fruitsgardens]

my children have too many legs .. but they are handsome and strong

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

Me: damn Michael Jordan what kind of spread did you put on this toast? it’s delicious.

Michael Jordan: space jam, haha just kidding, it’s regular jam, just having a little fun in the kitchen with friends. 

[screenshotsofdespair]

[melanbee]

I feel like an old person right now me: SARAH HOW DO I CHANGE MY PICTURE ON THIS NEW TUMBLA WHATSIT anyone: grandma if you just- me: THIS IS A LOT DIFFERENT FROM IT USED TO BE YOU KNOW me: BACK IN MY D AY

[melanbee]

*updates blog header 2.5 years late

[dontrblgme2]

大阪・海遊館さんはTwitterを使っています: “#いきものウィーク　は明日がラスト。ですが明日は投稿できない可能性が高いので、これが最後になるかも。1週間お付き合いいただいた皆様、ありがとうございました。ワモンアザラシのモヤくんのユル顔をどうぞ。　#おすすめ http://t.co/tayeABcEWh”

[god-loves-u-sweetheart]

This is my cute little bird named peaches.

[phrankocean]

my bank account: hoe dont do it

me: yah

my bank account: oh my god

[swagmilf]

DONE

[k1mkardashian]

me: “me”

[robertdeniro]

who was I before uptown funk

[unicornfan]

pitbull who is partying at 4:30 on a tuesday

[thejory-deactivated20141123]

Uhhh true fans of Mr 305 pitbull talk some sense into this fool

The party never ends. Enjoy life #dale

[unicornfan]

dam…

[unicornfan]

pitbull who is partying at 4:30 on a tuesday

[thejory-deactivated20141123]

Uhhh true fans of Mr 305 pitbull talk some sense into this fool

The party never ends. Enjoy life #dale

[unicornfan]

dam…

[bonnieventure]

forget howl lets talk about the real Stealer of the Show, spicy mama Prince Justin. how about a little fire scarecrow indeed mmmm 

i mentally wrote this post in the shower because i remembered him being a lot cuter but now i realize he looks like anthropomorphic banana pudding. well the lesson here is that we tried. prince justin tried and i think that’s something we can all relate to. sometimes you come out on top and sometimes you’re delicious custard