Incorrect Black Butler Quotes

An Incorrect Kuroshitsuji Blog. (Spoilers will be tagged!) Submissions are open!

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Ciel: Hey, what’s the best way to not get caught for a crime?

Lizzie: Don't commit the crime???

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William: Can you handle it?

Grell: Absolutely not, it sounds like way too much responsibility.

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Sebastian: I prevented a murder today.

Ciel: That's impressive, how?

Sebastian: Self control.

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Sebastian: What are you doing?

Ciel, spreading toothpaste on toast: Multi-tasking.

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Dear tumblr queue,

why are you messing up my posts all of a sudden?

Love, me

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William: I currently have an empty notebook and no idea what to put in it. Any suggestions?

Ronald: Put spaghetti in it.

William: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except you.

Grell: Put spaghetti in it.

William: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for you two.

Eric: Put spaghetti in it.

William: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Undertaker: How did you find me?

Sebastian: With the combined efforts of tracking your DNA prints from crime scenes and eyewitness accounts, we...

Ciel: We put 'bitch' into the GPS and it got us here.

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Grell: You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?

William: That’s common sense leaving your body.

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Grell: Live

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Ciel: Please understand, I am not emotionally invested in any of this.

Sebastian: That’s the nicest way of saying “I don’t give a fuck” I’ve ever seen.

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Lizzie: Scooby said “ruh roh.” Shaggy said “zoinks.” Velma said “Jinkies.” And Daphne said “Jeepers.” What did Fred say?

Ciel: Fred says fuck.

Lizzie: He did not!!!

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Grell: Have I ever told you how much I love you?

William: We aren’t getting Burger King.

Grell: This is bullshit!

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Ciel: Birth is a curse and existence is a prison

Ciel: Life is a party and I’m the piñata

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William: You do seven things a day that I ask you not to do.

Grell: Actually, I do more. You catch seven.

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Ciel: If I ever get murdered just know I talked shit until the bitter end.

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Sebastian: YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE COME HERE, HUMAN. WHY DO YOU CROSS THROUGH MY DOMAIN?

Ciel: I was on my way to the kitchen for a snack and I got lost.

Sebastian: YOU ENDED UP IN THE TWELFTH PLANE OF TORMENT ON YOUR WAY TO THE KITCHEN?

Ciel: I am not a clever boy.

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Mey-Rin: People who sleep with their phone on silent or dnd really don't give a fuck about anyone's life

Bardroy: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God tbh

Finny:

Finny: How do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?