Well, hello there. I'm Melanie King, ex-host of Ghost Hunt UK, and.. researcher at the Magnus Institute. Unfortunately.
Georgie convinced me to make this account, for... some reason, so.. here I am, I guess. Leave me asks or whatever.

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@melanie-king-offical
Well, hello there. I'm Melanie King, ex-host of Ghost Hunt UK, and.. researcher at the Magnus Institute. Unfortunately.
Georgie convinced me to make this account, for... some reason, so.. here I am, I guess. Leave me asks or whatever.
Hi Melanie :) How are things?
@what-the-georgie
Hey Georgie. Things are... well. About as shit as usual in the Archives. How're you?
Oof, sorry. I'm doing alright. Got new stuff for the Admiral.
Neat. Um.. maybe we should get.. coffee or something sometime? Been a while since I've seen you outside of talking about WTG, would be nice. Tell the Admiral I say hi, won't you?
Sounds great! And yeah, I'll tell him hi for you.
Say.. Friday? 10? That nice place near your apartment?
Yeah, I’m good with that. Been a while since I went there.
Perfect. I'll see you there, then.
Hi Melanie :) How are things?
@what-the-georgie
Hey Georgie. Things are... well. About as shit as usual in the Archives. How're you?
Oof, sorry. I'm doing alright. Got new stuff for the Admiral.
Neat. Um.. maybe we should get.. coffee or something sometime? Been a while since I've seen you outside of talking about WTG, would be nice. Tell the Admiral I say hi, won't you?
Sounds great! And yeah, I'll tell him hi for you.
Say.. Friday? 10? That nice place near your apartment?
Yeah, I’m good with that. Been a while since I went there.
Perfect. I'll see you there, then.
why do you hate the spiral what doomed yaoi is there between your patrons
Doomed–what. What?
There are multiple things to talk about here. First: I don't hate the Spiral, I just don't get the big deal about fractals. Second: is it really yaoi if both beings involved are genderless cosmic entities with no clear boundaries between any of them?
But, well, you'd have to ask @the-corruption-official for more details, wouldn't you?
Oh God, um... sorry, I just... I've had about a thousand people tell me exactly how much they'd like to have sex with both of you.
I don't think I can really focus on the question to be honest.
i — what. okay, we’re ignoring that.
@jane-prentiss-offical, onto the next person i suppose? do you have any suggestions?
Not...not really...
I...um. I don't know. What to think about that.
…me neither.
@daisy-tonner-offical, will you help convince jane that fractals are better than her wasp larvae?
Better idea! Why don't I just– *pulls out a gun and a knife*
…okay so shes a no.
@jane-prentiss-offical? should we move onto the entities now, or is there anyone else we can ask?
Yeah, definitely a no.
Have we asked @melanie-king-offical yet?
oh, we haven’t! @melanie-king-offical, help!
......keep me out of this supernatural argument shit. not fractals or worms. they're both creepy.
... actually, no, I like Helen, so fractals it is I guess.
HELL YEAH!! @jane-prentiss-offical, finally we’ve met someone who has some sense!!
it's for Helen. Not you.
@jane-prentiss-offical
why do you hate the spiral what doomed yaoi is there between your patrons
Doomed–what. What?
There are multiple things to talk about here. First: I don't hate the Spiral, I just don't get the big deal about fractals. Second: is it really yaoi if both beings involved are genderless cosmic entities with no clear boundaries between any of them?
But, well, you'd have to ask @the-corruption-official for more details, wouldn't you?
Oh God, um... sorry, I just... I've had about a thousand people tell me exactly how much they'd like to have sex with both of you.
I don't think I can really focus on the question to be honest.
i — what. okay, we’re ignoring that.
@jane-prentiss-offical, onto the next person i suppose? do you have any suggestions?
Not...not really...
I...um. I don't know. What to think about that.
…me neither.
@daisy-tonner-offical, will you help convince jane that fractals are better than her wasp larvae?
Better idea! Why don't I just– *pulls out a gun and a knife*
…okay so shes a no.
@jane-prentiss-offical? should we move onto the entities now, or is there anyone else we can ask?
Yeah, definitely a no.
Have we asked @melanie-king-offical yet?
oh, we haven’t! @melanie-king-offical, help!
......keep me out of this supernatural argument shit. not fractals or worms. they're both creepy.
... actually, no, I like Helen, so fractals it is I guess.
How many people are working in the archives? I swear, every time I look there’s more of you.
- @sky-guy-crew
Right now? There's like 5 of us, counting me. I think. Honestly, it's not like I pay attention to this shithole.
Five? Interesting.
Anyway, good to meet you, I suppose. I'm Mike, and you are?
Melanie. Are you one of the supernatural fuckers, then? Avatars, or whatever it is?
That depends. Do you have a weapon or tendencies towards The Hunt?
I have a handful of weapons. No Hunt tendencies though. I'm not Daisy.
Alright, then. Yes, I'm an avatar, but not one who intends to get involved with whatever the Institute has going on. I just want to pop in and say hi to people while staying out of Elias's business. I take it you're not very fond of avatars?
Good. Fuck knows I don't want to deal with the Institute myself. And why would I be fond of you inhuman bastards? No offence, you seem fine enough, mate, but.. you never know.
Fair enough. Compared to Daisy, though, you're beyond glad to know me, she shot me the first time we interacted.
Mm. I'd say I approve, but you seem neat enough. I wouldn't shoot you unless you came at me first, anyway.
Reassuring. I assume you haven't heard my statement to Jon, then. Fairly sure at least the original assault wasn't on tape, he didn't turn it off before I went unconscious.
...why are you even working at the archives, if you hate it so much? Did you go in thinking it'd be fun?
I have absolutely no reason to listen to those damn tapes. Wouldn't want to anyway.
Good question. I needed work after GHUK fell apart, and.. it was the best thing I could get. Stupid of me really.
How many people are working in the archives? I swear, every time I look there’s more of you.
- @sky-guy-crew
Right now? There's like 5 of us, counting me. I think. Honestly, it's not like I pay attention to this shithole.
Five? Interesting.
Anyway, good to meet you, I suppose. I'm Mike, and you are?
Melanie. Are you one of the supernatural fuckers, then? Avatars, or whatever it is?
That depends. Do you have a weapon or tendencies towards The Hunt?
I have a handful of weapons. No Hunt tendencies though. I'm not Daisy.
Alright, then. Yes, I'm an avatar, but not one who intends to get involved with whatever the Institute has going on. I just want to pop in and say hi to people while staying out of Elias's business. I take it you're not very fond of avatars?
Good. Fuck knows I don't want to deal with the Institute myself. And why would I be fond of you inhuman bastards? No offence, you seem fine enough, mate, but.. you never know.
Fair enough. Compared to Daisy, though, you're beyond glad to know me, she shot me the first time we interacted.
Mm. I'd say I approve, but you seem neat enough. I wouldn't shoot you unless you came at me first, anyway.
Hi Melanie :) How are things?
@what-the-georgie
Hey Georgie. Things are... well. About as shit as usual in the Archives. How're you?
Oof, sorry. I'm doing alright. Got new stuff for the Admiral.
Neat. Um.. maybe we should get.. coffee or something sometime? Been a while since I've seen you outside of talking about WTG, would be nice. Tell the Admiral I say hi, won't you?
Sounds great! And yeah, I'll tell him hi for you.
Say.. Friday? 10? That nice place near your apartment?
hello, melanie! i doubt you know me, so let me introduce myself. i am michael, the distortion previous to helen! how are you doing?
- @michael-the-distortion-official
Oh, you're that Spiral bastard. I've heard about you. I'm just fuckin fine mate, just the usual inhuman boss and creepy fucking supernatural bullshit. What do you think?
oh, great. im glad you’re doing good. i realise finding out your boss is a monster can be hard for people ::)
That was sarcasm. Does being a monster mean you can't pick up sarcasm? Damn, mate. So, why're you bothering me?
must i require a reason?
I guess not. You just here to piss me off then?
not entirely.
@hallways-better-twin your friend is on here now!
they are? Oh hello Melanie :}
@melanie-king-offical
...hello, helen.
I… do hope my sibling wasn’t too much of a bother… there are quite a lot of him on this app, actually. It’s rather odd.
just about as much of a bother as the distortion tends to be. and I heard about that I think. Multiverse theory or something?
Hi Melanie :) How are things?
@what-the-georgie
Hey Georgie. Things are... well. About as shit as usual in the Archives. How're you?
Oof, sorry. I'm doing alright. Got new stuff for the Admiral.
Neat. Um.. maybe we should get.. coffee or something sometime? Been a while since I've seen you outside of talking about WTG, would be nice. Tell the Admiral I say hi, won't you?
hello, melanie! i doubt you know me, so let me introduce myself. i am michael, the distortion previous to helen! how are you doing?
- @michael-the-distortion-official
Oh, you're that Spiral bastard. I've heard about you. I'm just fuckin fine mate, just the usual inhuman boss and creepy fucking supernatural bullshit. What do you think?
oh, great. im glad you’re doing good. i realise finding out your boss is a monster can be hard for people ::)
That was sarcasm. Does being a monster mean you can't pick up sarcasm? Damn, mate. So, why're you bothering me?
must i require a reason?
I guess not. You just here to piss me off then?
not entirely.
@hallways-better-twin your friend is on here now!
they are? Oh hello Melanie :}
@melanie-king-offical
...hello, helen.
How many people are working in the archives? I swear, every time I look there’s more of you.
- @sky-guy-crew
Right now? There's like 5 of us, counting me. I think. Honestly, it's not like I pay attention to this shithole.
Five? Interesting.
Anyway, good to meet you, I suppose. I'm Mike, and you are?
Melanie. Are you one of the supernatural fuckers, then? Avatars, or whatever it is?
That depends. Do you have a weapon or tendencies towards The Hunt?
I have a handful of weapons. No Hunt tendencies though. I'm not Daisy.
Alright, then. Yes, I'm an avatar, but not one who intends to get involved with whatever the Institute has going on. I just want to pop in and say hi to people while staying out of Elias's business. I take it you're not very fond of avatars?
Good. Fuck knows I don't want to deal with the Institute myself. And why would I be fond of you inhuman bastards? No offence, you seem fine enough, mate, but.. you never know.
Hi Melanie :) How are things?
@what-the-georgie
Hey Georgie. Things are... well. About as shit as usual in the Archives. How're you?
hello, melanie! i doubt you know me, so let me introduce myself. i am michael, the distortion previous to helen! how are you doing?
- @michael-the-distortion-official
Oh, you're that Spiral bastard. I've heard about you. I'm just fuckin fine mate, just the usual inhuman boss and creepy fucking supernatural bullshit. What do you think?
oh, great. im glad you’re doing good. i realise finding out your boss is a monster can be hard for people ::)
That was sarcasm. Does being a monster mean you can't pick up sarcasm? Damn, mate. So, why're you bothering me?
must i require a reason?
I guess not. You just here to piss me off then?
hello, melanie! i doubt you know me, so let me introduce myself. i am michael, the distortion previous to helen! how are you doing?
- @michael-the-distortion-official
Oh, you're that Spiral bastard. I've heard about you. I'm just fuckin fine mate, just the usual inhuman boss and creepy fucking supernatural bullshit. What do you think?
oh, great. im glad you’re doing good. i realise finding out your boss is a monster can be hard for people ::)
That was sarcasm. Does being a monster mean you can't pick up sarcasm? Damn, mate. So, why're you bothering me?
How many people are working in the archives? I swear, every time I look there’s more of you.
- @sky-guy-crew
Right now? There's like 5 of us, counting me. I think. Honestly, it's not like I pay attention to this shithole.
Five? Interesting.
Anyway, good to meet you, I suppose. I'm Mike, and you are?
Melanie. Are you one of the supernatural fuckers, then? Avatars, or whatever it is?
That depends. Do you have a weapon or tendencies towards The Hunt?
I have a handful of weapons. No Hunt tendencies though. I'm not Daisy.
hello, melanie! i doubt you know me, so let me introduce myself. i am michael, the distortion previous to helen! how are you doing?
- @michael-the-distortion-official
Oh, you're that Spiral bastard. I've heard about you. I'm just fuckin fine mate, just the usual inhuman boss and creepy fucking supernatural bullshit. What do you think?