MelanyMiku!!!

powered by bitchdust | 21 | they/she | transfem | this is my tumblr account i log onto a couple times a year to shitpost lol

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What do I even caption this

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I don’t know man

[melanymiku]

I wonder what types of yaoi howler is an enjoyer of

[melanymiku]

It was a crisp winter's night in London, England. It was that particular time in late January where there was no longer any frost, but simply biting cold air in what felt like a completely empty atmosphere. Dan Howell was walking down the road; his tall black silhouette cast shadows from the artificial amber glow of streetlamps. His breath formed swirls of mist with every exhalation and he decided to slide his exposed hands inside his coat pockets to retain some warmth.

i love how i befriended some dan and phil fans in november and since then ive been bombarded with so much dan and phil brainrot. this is so a reference to some popular dan and phil thing. i couldn't possibly imagine what that is. 

[melanymiku]

it only took four years but i now have made 50 posts

[melanymiku]

what mattress do you sleep on

wouldnt YOU like to know, eh?

[melanymiku]

approximately where were you at midnight on the tenth of october? i'm conducting an investigation

according to google photos, i was apparently high off my ass

[melanymiku]

What's your favourite Minecraft?

[melanymiku]

hello miss faggot

i wanna play a game

I need to be clear that I basically just discovered the tumblr ask feature (ive been a twitter user my whole life; yes i hate my life) so atp any chance that i could know who asked this is now just gone cus idk how long ago this was asked. several days? months? years? is this a threat?

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okay nOW i just feel silly cus well over a year ago someone sent me a VERY lovely and kind message/question in the tumblr asks feature and i was oblivious to it until this very moment i signed into my tumblr account during class

[melanymiku]

hello miss faggot

i wanna play a game

I need to be clear that I basically just discovered the tumblr ask feature (ive been a twitter user my whole life; yes i hate my life) so atp any chance that i could know who asked this is now just gone cus idk how long ago this was asked. several days? months? years? is this a threat?

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vivi 💜

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@melanymiku

[melanymiku]

This is a reminder to myself to use this app more as it’s actually, shockingly, one of the nicest social media apps ever.

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really holding space for the terrible influence tour @fromemotoangel @fluttershy-irl @put-the-pringles-down @melanymiku

[melanymiku]

I joined a cult.

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#facereveal

[melanymiku]

filteringcrackintopoorneighbourhoods

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#facereveal

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Christmas presents!

@purple-to-my-tangerine @voidy-vibing @milkoftheflesh @zaury-thodetyr @ghostlycomets @notsosw3et @melanymiku @dewdroprainbows (last two don’t have tumblr I think)

[melanymiku]

Back again for the bimonthly moment of risking the death of Twitter dot com! I may end up having to move here fuckkkkkkkk

[melanymiku]

Receiptify came in. Oops all Jash.