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KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
So, at work, we got an Amazon delivery yesterday. The delivery driver dropped their driver's license in the parking lot and we found it after she left, and I was like. Okay, I will look her up and call her to let her know where it is. Couldn't find a phone number, okay, most people use cell numbers. Maybe I can find her on facebook, no facebook, you know what good for you lady.
No problem. I will call the local Amazon distribution warehouse to let them know that the delivery driver who delivered to us at 10 AM dropped her license and it is safe she can come get it.
Eight hours of trying off and on and now on the next day, I have determined that attempting to talk to a real fucking person who gives a shit there is less possible than an actual fucking unicorn appearing in our parking lot and taking me on a magical adventure. If I am directed to an AI customer service agent one more time I am going to SCREAM.
I'm going to just mail it to her but rn screaming crying throwing up I JUST WANT TO GET THIS LADY HER LICENSE BACK.
I work at Amazon and it’s getting bad there with AI and HR. Last year they were actively reducing HR and asked management to direct people to the AI HR when possible. There is no longer HR on weekends and nights longer has coverage after 2/3 am. Last month they also directed that all HR will be helping cover up to 3 other building as well. They have definitely been directly targeting them across the board to see what they can get away with.
Literally made this post because I was so horrified at the attempt to interact with a human being agressively rebuffed by the automated system again and again and just steered relentlessly to their stupid AI customer service that just wants to ask if I need any help with items in my recent order and nothing else. (I DON'T HAVE A RECENT ORDER DAMMIT)
Tried HR and just got an AI bot too, and gave up. I never even actually managed to speak to a human. Absolutely horrible experience, and anyone who has to deal with that daily for a paycheck to keep bills paid has my sympathy.
Taking a brief moment from grieving to appreciate this absolutely iconic eye roll from Ozzy while Jonathan was talking at tribal. Love you, king. I'm tired of him too.
"Why do you talk so much about being intersex?"
Over 90% of parents of visibly intersex children opt for cosmetic surgery on their infants.
The ones that don't experience medical violence then, likely experience it as a teenager.
I didn't.
I am very rare in that I did not experience medical violence.
Why? Because I learned what intersexuality was as a young age, and I actively fought against what doctors wanted to do to me. All the way down to legal research on what medical care minors can be forced into. I remember walking into that doctor's appointment with the state law written down that proved that if I did not consent they could not do surgery.
That is why intersex activism is important. It saved me and it will save more.
At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun
Not fucking really
big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings
they couldnt take the heat
I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.
also known as "stupid fucking clown"
the pitt ooc spoilers
"if anyone wants to run around and lie playing survivor 50 they won't win" SHUT UP OH MY GOD
Not my circus but I've grown quite fond of its monkeys
+ bonus:
THE PITT 2.12 • 6:00 P.M.
Digby, so supportive!
"humans are space orcs" this and "humans are the jack-of-all-trades race" that and "humans are the ones with a reputation for trying to fuck everything" and etc but you know what I don't see too often?
humans are the moms
compared to other species on earth, humans have a really outsized "protect baby" instinct. you give a human a thing and tell them it's actually a baby thing and many humans will suddenly develop a complete and total aversion to harming it, even if it's like, a writhing mass of slimy tentacles in no way reminiscent of human infants
cats domesticated us by figuring out that they could leave their kittens with us when they went out hunting and come back and probably still have the same number as before they left. there is a decent chance that wolves did the same thing
word gets around the less parenting-inclined species and they're just like, are you doing a long haul space voyage? going to have to lay some eggs in the course of the trip? take a few humans with you. yeah they'll just start training the young and keeping from them climbing into the machinery themselves you don't even have to find specialists. I know a guy who budded unexpectedly on a freight hauler halfway through a four year trip, and not only did the humans not eat his spawn, they set up this thing called "babysitting" where they'd take turns monitoring its survival and helping to teach it basic skills
hazard is that if you're going anywhere with xenofauna, you have higher than normal odds of the humans trying to smuggle some weird creature aboard ship, though. you gotta watch 'em. on their own homeworld their officials have to put up goddamn signs telling them not to feed dangerous wildlife or try to touch the babies. most of 'em do understand the regulations and about potential bio hazards but there always seems to be at least one that loses their goddamn minds because some avian chick got caught in a mudslide or something
We’ve seen this all before…hello?
