no, not the melbourne method, please! two hours!

hitting my boyfriend with a shoe sunday

[melbournemethod]

if youre here for old hollywood im ngl to you this is just herman einstein. i know that peter lorre post was misleading and i do watch him sometimes but this is just gonna be herman einstein 24/7 really. ❤️ if youre here from that and you like arsenic and old lace puh LEAAASEEE hmu .. send me ann askkkk... 😭 or search herman on my blog.. i love him...

my name -> cole my pronouns -> he/him my dni -> i don't have one i'll just block you if i don't like you my interests -> arsenic and old lace, jekyll and hyde, back to the future

important !! ⬇ i complain quite a bit . all the time. forever. don't listen to it please literally whatever i say i'm going to do isn't going to happen and whatever i say is happening will end soon or i'll get over it. don't feel obligated to reply or send asks or anything like that. it's not, like, forbidden, but there's just no need to worry for me or my safety ❤ i don't tag anything and i do talk about suicide sometimes. and like other physical abuse but that's more in the realm of fictional if you really want ask me to tag something and i'll do my best but don't expect it without a request! Sorry! feel free to dm me or send me an ask or add on with a reblog or really whatever! about anything!!! i don't reach out on my own due to my own qualms but i have no issues with any interaction! ⬆ important !!

also: my sister is @curlswirlgirl but she doesnt really post anything similar 2 me, so dont go there expecting OH lol!! tag system #ask - self explanatory #ask hall of fame - not necessarily bad im just going to look back on this one in a humorous manner #watch list - self explanatory #thinking - thoughts about aaol. finally giving you all a tag to block be gratefull. ONLY UPDATED BACK TO APRIL WHICH MISSES A LOT OF MY FAVES WILL DO MORE LATER

[valtsv]

lineless artists scare the shit out of me because what do you Mean you can create comprehensible complex three dimensional images without any construction lines to guide you. "yeah i don't really like sketching architectural plans so i decided to just build a cathedral with my bare hands instead" <- how you sound

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[melbournemethod]

i didnt realize when i stopped having nightmares and went back to dreamless sleep but i completely forgot about that period of my life until i looked thru my drafts and just saw nightmares

[melbournemethod]

idk if youve already posted about this but im curious if you have any particular herman headcanons 🤔

so many which you will find lots of if you look through my #thinking tag but ill put my faves here

my short posts: i like herman and jonathans thing but i dont think its love or anything like that, play v movie herman , would it be scarier , herman smiling ab body

my long posts: “i wonder if herman would go thru the photos/tintypes of loved ones in a victim's wallet and heckle them and offer suggestions on how to 'fix' their faces” , meeting , post-surgery , motivations , THE BEGINNING , more motivations

i looked through every post i had that mentioned herman for this so i dont really expect anyone to read all of these this is more for ME and MY benefit so i can read them FOREVER. and theres other faves but ive self reblogged them enough not to put here. anyway special shoutout to snail-cupcakes theyve been the catalyst for most of the long ones

[melbournemethod]

my method kinda melbourneless

[melbournemethod]

do you think he really thought she was gonna be able to just walk out or was he smiling and nodding to be funny

[snail-cupcakes]

this probably goes unsaid, but i've never seen this brought up before and i like to ramble sometimes as a treat, so i'm bringing it up now; i figure herman probably hides behind jonathan not as much for physical protection or avoiding social conflict but more out of fear of being documented. if someone were to get a description or photo of jonathan- they can recover from that, his face can be changed and made anonymous again. but it'd be a real issue if that happened to herman bcs he can't change his own face- the pair of them would be instantly recognizable, and remain that way.

though evidently something went wrong at some point, since the police end up acquiring einstein's description.

[melbournemethod]

hmmm

[melbournemethod]

cracking up so hard jonathan attacking this random woman and herman just in the back gesturing vaguely boy Do something 😭

[melbournemethod]

herman smiling telling jonathan how bad it is that theyve got a body to hide and how he really shouldnt have snapped his neck but hes grinning for about half this lecture ...

[melbournemethod]

my own tags lowkey

[melbournemethod]

always shocks me people think jonathan + herman are like making out and kissing and sleeping together and shit like they r not doing that 😭😭😭!!!! the most intimate they r getting is during surgery and i dont think jonathans aware of that 😭😭😭

[melbournemethod]

herman always touching on jonathan bro hands offff 😭 cool it

[melbournemethod]

[Kneeling in front of JONATHAN, trying to pacify him.]

[melbournemethod]

how it feels 2 answer an ask about herman einstein

[melbournemethod]

[stepping up on stage visibly nervous] i dont think movie herman and jonathan are in a relationship like that [im immediately beaten and murdered]

[melbournemethod]

i like how you can see jonathans evil presence here along with hermans pathetic self