First, you believe in Santa Claus. Then, you don’t believe in Santa Claus. Then, you ARE Santa Claus. Finally, you look like Santa Claus.
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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#extradirty
Mike Driver
KIROKAZE

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
taylor price
DEAR READER

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Claire Keane
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
d e v o n
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First, you believe in Santa Claus. Then, you don’t believe in Santa Claus. Then, you ARE Santa Claus. Finally, you look like Santa Claus.
What’s This? It’s ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’ Facts. (pt.1)
ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas
“The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation but your thoughts about it.”
— Eckhart Tolle (via purplebuddhaproject)
THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ
If you’re an introvert, follow @introvertunites.
Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.
My expectations weren’t met, they were exceeded.
The most beautiful thing you will look today
3 years it took this girl to turn this piece of truck garbage into her home and it was beautiful. 😍😮 Have a good trip!
Life hack
Relive past trauma to take your mind off of your current trauma
My therapist said no
“Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades’ underwear?”
— Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief (via coral)
cedric:
HOLY SHIT
What a mood
I feel like not enough attention is being paid to the savagery of “said accurately of himself” right before the mood.
Tony Hawk is a real one lol