Cooler on the Internet

"There's only one thing I hate more than lying...skim milk, which is water lying about being milk." -Ron Swanson

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home

[old-songs]

A D V A N C E D   G R O U N D I N G

[babyanimalposts]

[catp0rn]

who scared him?? who

[nomoreheroes2-deactivated201611]

today is nsfw night

buttcheeks

[scutz]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

*takes wedding photos with a Nintendo DSi*

[respectfulmemes]

[trailerparklegends]

[mariofartwii]

[orbitaleire]

My actions: have consequences

Me:

[ginaalexisrodriguez-deactivated]

Would you eat 100 mice if it would guarantee that Donald Trump would never become president ever ?

[apricops]

*centrist voice* So would you stop being friends with someone just because your favorite color is blue and their favorite color is waterboarding innocent people?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[n64s]

[felix-infinity-deactivated20140]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[facceass]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[mmilhouse]

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe